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William Ray

@williamray.bsky.social
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Author, attorney, man unabout town. Fan of Star Wars, Transformers, D&D, &on. Writer of Gedlund (and other Tales of the Verin Empire). @VerinEmpire on retro.pizza

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VGJunk @vgjunk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Probably a sign I need more sleep that I keep laughing at this Lego manual page. Instruction: Block. You need: Block. Step 1: Have Block.
A Lego instruction manual page. A single flat 4x2 piece alone in a grey void, somehow perfectly encapsulating the feeling of a Sunday afternoon when you've got work in the morning.
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being in your 50s is like a combination of being in your 40s and being dead.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's hard for me to imagine any visual impression that could better convey the feeling of sneezing really hard.😄
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
funny thing about antitrust law is if you actually bother to enforce it you get markets with more small and mid-sized competitors that can't threaten you (see: Paramount threatening to leave California) as easily but alas, spineless corruption rules the american experiment
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The party tore up all sorts of renewable energy contracts to make us more dependent on oil and gas, then went to war to raise oil and gas prices. If they wanted to create an object lesson on the importance of renewables, well done.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ceila Rose Gooding makes an exceptional evil queen. I think she should just give up acting and do that full time instead.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For someone more studied in the economics... AI spin creates an appearance of growth, but amid rampant inflation. So is AI actually producing any verifiable productivity growth, or is it just stocks ballooning in price as the dollar loses value? My impression has been that it's the latter.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cheerios continues to have the worst liner bags in the food industry.😡
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s very hard to rise up when all the food makes you shit yourself and the only authority you can even reach is a mindless inhuman voice that always agrees with you & tells you: you did it, you fixed the problem, with your bravery & cool ideas! Please stay on the line to complete our survey.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just want to know when James Gunn is finally going to bring Teen Titans, Go! into the DCU.
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Purpurkat 🔜 TFN Swindon @purpurkat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t mean to brag but I’m really happy with how my Ratbat drawing has turned out
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Giancarlo Esposito would be amazing in a classic Leslie Nielsen comedy role. Stuff like Airplane, Police Squad, etc. I am 100% confident that Esposito could deliver riotous absurdity with straight-faced intensity.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I use 2.5 bottles of insulin per month, insurance refuses to cover it, so I buy without insurance. They only price it fairly as settlement from a price-gouging lawsuit, and so refuse to sell more than a 30-day supply. So they'll only refill my prescription every 25 days. US healthcare is stupid.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today is the first day I've had a chance to go see the new Spider-Man movie, and I pulled up Fandango, looked at the movie times... and was suddenly struck by the memory of sitting through a full half-hour of ads last time. Screw that. I'll wait for streaming.
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace to a genuine icon and hero
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The MCU's Eternals made a mistake in hewing too closely to the source material from the comics; namely by introducing major new heroes and a vast, world changing story that is then ignored by the rest of the franchise. It's the Marvel way!
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My dog is old, has some neurological problems, and has a lot of trouble walking unassisted. Last night, she bolted up, dragged herself over to a pee-pad, and urinated there, instead of on her bed or the carpet. And I just wish I could somehow explain to people how heroic of an effort that was.❤️
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm really tired of headlines saying"slams".
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Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · 19/08/2026
Kanan reading this
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Chris Farley's Reaction
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I love My Adventures with Superman (especially the Kara parts), so don't get me wrong, but... that was a VERY Kamen Rider season finale.😄
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Legalizing money laundering seems like it would be a huge blow to crypto.
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SteveC @clarkes428.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There is only one thing I want to see announced at D23 this weekend. It's not the X-MEN or VisionQuest - those are givens. I need Disney to announce the full return of The Muppet Show. 🙏🤞
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Miss Piggy's Dramatic 'You're Welcome'
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 10/11/2025
“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
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sarah l. hawthorn (A FATE WORSE THAN DROWNING '26) @slhawthorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You show me a toaster. You show me how it makes toast. I say huh, cool, not a NECESSARY thing but I can absolutely see how it could make a task more convenient. You show me AI. You pretend it does 5 things it can't. The tasks it can do, it does poorly, obviously wrongly, or worse-secretly wrong.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's been decades, countless films, and no other superhero film has even come close to topping the sheer swagger of Blade's introduction.
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Blade Movie: Wesley Snipes as the Vampire Hunter
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Dave Reyn @machsabre.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He's quite good.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The trailer for Children of Blood and Bone looks promising! It's one of those books that I thought looked good, but that I bounced off of just because it was a first person narrative. I've heard nothing but good things about the series, though, AND Amandla Stenburg is in the movie.
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I told you we’d be back
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James Whitbrook @jwhitbrook.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
IF YOU CAN ATTEMPT TO PURCHASE WARNER BROS YOU CAN MAKE A SECOND D&D MOVIE
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‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Sequel Was Written but May Never Be Filmed Due to ‘Financial Reasons’
The "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" writers were hired to write a sequel, but it may never be filmed due to "financial reasons."
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The My Adventures With Superman version of Supergirl is a delightful iteration of the character. Her combination of militant intensity, fish-out-of-water awkwardness, and earnest emotional vulnerability is endlessly charming and brilliantly entertaining. Kudos to the writers, artists and performer.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Finally saw the second Mortal Kombat movie. For me, despite it's occasional gore, tonally Mortal Kombat really occupies a space somewhere between He-Man and Big Trouble in Little China. It's at its best when they accept that it's a bit goofy -- earnestness is their deadliest adversary.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
On my son's 3rd watching of the MotU movie, and I can't help but think Mattel has really dropped the ball on this property. Kids still dig the classic fantasy, good vs evil, goofy names and all.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A compelling article well worth remembering in election season -- every politician will blandly promise to be "tough" on crime, but almost none promise to hold our government's agents accountable. We desperately need accountability.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm no expert, but it seems to me that opening the door to claims that nations are responsible for airborne contaminants that impact the environment of other nations may not be in the US's best interest...
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My dad worked in TV, and of all the celebrities he met with, the only one I ever begged him to get an autograph from was John Astin. John wrote, "Bill - stay weird," and I like to think I have.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I detest the current fad in streaming UI where you scroll over a tile and it expands to push other tiles off screen, but offers zero new information. What's the point of that? Just leave the tile the same damn size if you're not putting up new info!
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We spent decades systematically destroying every place they had to go, so how come they're still going places?! Why won't they just stop???
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The enormously successful prime time soap, Dallas, went off the air in 1991. I was a child for most of its run, so I never watched it. But somehow, 40+ years later, every now and then, entirely unprompted, I'm haunted by the theme song.😅
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Your android / browser / piece of software you use for one single thing has exciting new features! * AI now helps you do Incomprehensible thing! * Thing you would never want to do, now easier with AI! * This one's just us talking about AI again, we know you're not reading these * They pay us
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I've enjoyed the Enola Holmes movies, but I think this latest breaks the 4th wall just a wee bit too often. Enola doing it as narrator makes sense, but having most of the cast winking at the audience at some point or other just isn't to my taste.
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"The Democrats are communists! Now I'm going to nationalize American companies and open government run gas stations." For a decade now, people have been saying that every MAGA accusation is a confession, but the communism still caught me off guard.😄
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I hate to sound overly provencial, but Metropolis has always seemed like a super dangerous place to visit. That said, Poundcake Palace might make me reconsider...
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm kinda sick of hearing about politics in Maine.
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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong
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