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William Oldham

@williamoldham.co.uk
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🖥️ Programmer, SysAdmin and Networking Engineer 🤙 Volunteer for Shout UK/NZ: Text 85258 for 24/7 mental health support. williamoldham.co.uk Banner from lofigirl.com/generator, profile picture from gopherize.me

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Brittany Ellich @brittanyellich.com · 19/12/2025
This, but now for two whole weeks 😍
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Greggo 🏳️‍🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My response to anything over the next two weeks
A grey and red transit bus on the road in a city. The bus’ destination sign reads “NO? ?? ???????”
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 18/11/2025
• web browser (noun) a fork of chromium • text editor (noun) a fork of vscode
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Kubernetes @kubernetes.io · 12/11/2025
Blog: Ingress NGINX Retirement: What You Need to Know-
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Ingress NGINX Retirement: What You Need to Know
To prioritize the safety and security of the ecosystem, Kubernetes SIG Network and the Security Response Committee are announcing the upcoming retirement of Ingress NGINX. Best-effort maintenance will...
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
something poetic about cinematographers looking for the best image stabilization in hardware while digital animators are searching for the most believable camera shake in software
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 15/08/2025
There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.
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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Basic Apple Guy @basicappleguy.com · 17/05/2025
Please try to enjoy each photo equally, and not show preference for any over the others.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Yup. That’s the one.
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William Oldham @williamoldham.co.uk · 05/05/2025
This year's State of Devs 2025 survey is now open! survey.devographics.com/survey/state...
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State of Devs 2025
Take the State of Devs survey
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/05/2025
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Wes Bos @wesbos.com · 01/05/2025
pnpm patch is a LIFE SAVER
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Go to hell
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Tobi @tobifrenzen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
JUST IN: After Trump’s tariffs wiped more than $2.5 trillion off U.S. stock markets in less than a day, Liz Truss has awarded Donald Trump with the Golden Lettuce — the highest honor in reckless economic policy.
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The Mary Rose Museum @maryrosemuseum.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If you've made it this far, why not come and visit the Mary Rose Museum, where you can not only see the ship, but thousands of objects recovered alongside her! MaryRose.org
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The Mary Rose - The Mary Rose
Mary Rose Museum, home to the flagship of Henry VIII and the largest collection of Tudor artefacts in the world.
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keepee⚫ @keepee.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
duck sorter procedural animations
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/04/2025
Never fails
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Gerry Joyce-Magladene @deaconbluesky.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
War hero schools a chickenhawk.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/04/2025
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Worst two-day stock market crashes in the U.S. by percentage loss: 1. 1929 (the Great Depression) 2. 1987 (Black Monday) 3. 2008 (the Great Recession) 4. YESTERDAY AND TODAY And while this happened, the man responsible for it was golfing and dining with enemies of America.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/04/2025
The good old days…
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
#Kitileaks Inspiration behind Trump's economic "strategy" revealed:
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 02/04/2025
"The difference between encrypted information and radio noise is your faith there cannot be a key for the static."
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What if the universe is an endless, eternal random binary matrix and the only thing that changes is the key we use to decrypt it in our minds.

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What if we can't distinguish encrypted signals from cosmic noise because noise does not exist, there exists only possibilities we do not know how to decode.
And if we could decode all noise, we would unlock the ability to choose all possibilities in the data, becoming God.
Bam.

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The difference between encrypted information and radio noise is your faith there cannot be a key for the static.

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There exists no way to prove randomness. There are statistical tests. Nothing more. This world of entropic churn you think you exist in is a religion like any other.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
lmao getting fact checked irl
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Marc-André Moreau @awakecoding.com · 21/03/2025
Cloudflare took my advice and built their web-based RDP client using IronRDP — with the RDCleanPath protocol extension we pioneered in Devolutions Gateway. Apache Guacamole and Azure Bastion, watch out: there's a superior design in town, and it came from @devolutions.net 💪🚀
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RDP without the risk: Cloudflare's browser-based solution for secure third-party access
Cloudflare now provides clientless, browser-based support for the Remote Desktop Protocol (RDP). It natively enables secure, remote Windows server access without VPNs or RDP clients, to support third-...
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ChristinaC.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @christinacoffin.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Cat navmesh algorithms say otherwise
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/03/2025
Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.
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Chris Pirillo @chrispirillo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
how many tabs do you have open right now
how many tabs do you have open right now
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Evan @evan.best · 07/03/2025
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William Oldham @williamoldham.co.uk · 07/03/2025
I can think of a couple of people over in 🇺🇸 right now that fit this
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William Oldham @williamoldham.co.uk · 28/02/2025
GIVE ME BUTTONS One of the reasons I love my @mazdauk.bsky.social 3 2017 - all tactile buttons and knobs 😍
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Josh W. Comeau @joshwcomeau.com · 26/02/2025
One of the tools on the Whimsical Animations homepage lets you erase stuff, and sometimes, there are consequences. 😄
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/02/2025
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Programmer Humor @404.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Someone's just logged a job with IT that their monitor turns off when they press the power button. I'm torn between going over and telling them they are an absolute thicko, and trying to find out what exactly they were expecting to happen when they pressed it.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 01/02/2025
30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week
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Age Garton @agegarton.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Are we rejoining the EU yet? Or at least the Single Market? Just wondering if 🇬🇧 has the common sense to move closer to 🇪🇺 to protect itself from 🇺🇸 and secure economic growth.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
I play a game with my kids at the dinner table each night. "High, low, buffalo" High- best thing in your day Low - worst thing in your day Buffalo - anything you want us to know. It's important my kids see me have lows, because shit isn't perfect all the time.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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William Oldham @williamoldham.co.uk · 24/01/2025
Apparently you still need age verification even when buying alcohol free wine 😂
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Emily Liu @emilyliu.me · 22/01/2025
too on-the-nose that @theonion.com is one of the first accounts to reach 1M followers here. they're officially bluesky's paper of record now, i don't make the rules
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20/01/2025
*Jaws theme started to play*
Black cat's tail is popping up behind computer monitors
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