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Weasel ⛳🏌️

@wildweasel486.bsky.social
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netizen.club/~wildweasel He/him. Chronicler of video golf over the ages. Friend of eggbug. Basic reading skills are required to enjoy this user. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👍, 🐂💩⛔. Real golf is immoral. Virtual golf is forever. Avatar by maple "mavica" syrup.

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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 6h
FYI
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 2h
Same devs, funny enough! I think was the only other game they did before the company closed.
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 3h
🎂👍 A merry cake-thumb to you, congrats on reaching a big, round power-of-two. (It rhymes but it doesn't meter.)
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 3h
Shoutout to the one person who has been reading all of my "Women with Weapons in side-scrollers." game reviews this week. You are a shining gem. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-... #retrogaming
A collage of every side-scrolling game starring a woman with a weapon I've covered this year.
"The 2026 Special"

Games include the Valis series, Valkyrie Profile, Touhou Luna Nights, Cadash, Monster World IV, Kendo Rage, Adventure Island romhacks, Ex-Mutants, Athena, Monster Sanctuary, Run Saber, Castlevania series, Rabi-Ribi, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, and so many more.
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Cass (makes games) @cassmakesgames.bsky.social · 15h
it's my birthday so my games are 50% off! this deal used to make more sense a few years ago, back when the steam autumn sale wasn't the week before my birthday! store.steampowered.com/developer/ct... ctmatthews.itch.io
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 3h
now officially have this on loop in a browser tab so i don't have to go find whatever standalone music player has a "loop one track" function
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 3h
Tomorrow! if you want to be thought of as a Somewhat Cool Person by an also Maybe Somewhat Cool Person, come find me at the Oregon Convention Center! I may or may not be accompanied by other Definitely Cool People.
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 6h
Okay, we are going to IGNORE the oil stains on the concrete, remembering this is a soap studio first and foremost, not a cat exhibition space. But look! Loki is out and eating with the clowder this morning! First morning she has wanted wet food and been brave enough!
A very messy concrete floor with five cats visible, eating breakfast. L-R, starting in the top left-hand corner we have Cadence, a black cat, with Loki, a grey cat eating straight from the concrete next to her. We are ignoring that they've dragged the Felix off their perfectly good plate onto the floor. Then we have Ahsoka, a black cat, Barney, a half grown tabby and white kitten, and Ginny, a ginger girl at the bottom, with her tail in the air, eating neatly from her plate like the perfect girl she is.
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GSK | ALL CITY SLOP SHOP (ETA SOON) @allcityslopshop.com · 20h
announcement #2 (of 5, apparently): The Edward Ragtime Show, a two-pack featuring the event-rush action game Edward Randy and the vehicle-hopping STG The Great Ragtime Show, two cult Data East arcade games that M2 pledged to reissue many, many years ago
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 6h
All of this in mind, I'm glad that my first time actually finishing Loom (in 2020) was on the EGA version, with the Roland Upgrade installed. If I were to play Loom through a second time, I'd want to do so on a real EGA computer, with a real EGA monitor, to fully appreciate Ferrari's artwork.
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The International House of Mojo @mixnmojo.com · 7h
From the Archives (21 Sep, 2026): The Untidy Legacy of Loom “Talkie” — “The most controversial (yet most ubiquitous) version of Loom straddles the ambiguous line between embracing a technological transition and succumbing to it. In this article, we discuss the origin, ...”
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The Untidy Legacy of Loom “Talkie”
The most controversial (yet most ubiquitous) version of Loom straddles the ambiguous line between embracing a technological transition and succumbing to it. In this article, we discuss the origin, development and end result of Loom VGA “Talkie”, a case study in the temptations and dangers offered by even immediate-term remasters.
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Aromie Kim ~Commissions open~ @aromiekim.bsky.social · 6h
My friend just passed the bar exam which means I must find proper Ace Attorney merch for her
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Phoenix Wright's Iconic Courtroom Spin
Alt: Phoenix Wright's Iconic Courtroom Spin
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 6h
got a lawn-mow, complete with weed-trimmin', complete within minutes of the weather deciding it was time to start Pouring. funny how it looked perfectly bright outside while I was out there
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HakethKOTB @ Cabinet in the Woods @hakethkotb.bsky.social · 7h
Shit I hella need help on this urgent
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 8h
Better than Zelda? Quest 64 enters the fray! Needless comparatives aside, GameFan's December 1997 issue served us up a hearty meal of game hype on all platforms with Quake 64, Resident Evil 2, Einhander, Burning Rangers, and Panzer Dragoon Saga.
A scan from Retromags of GameFan's cover, with Brian from Quest 64 facing off against some anthro boar.
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 8h
in the nads
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 8h
the Nazis make such a wonderful medium for "the worst person you can think of" types of jokes entirely because the player gets to shoot them afterwards
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 8h
also remembering Wolfenstein: The Old Blood and the literal Grammar Nazi you overhear at some point
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 8h
apropos of nothing, i love that the enduring jokes about Nazi Germany and its relentless bureaucracy mesh so well with the more modern "this meeting could have been an email" compounded by the fact that, since he is a Nazi, you can totally just shoot this guy after he says it
Seidl: Waste of my time, this all could of [sic] been a telegram, bloody SS and their damned paranoia.
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 8h
As much as Star Trek Elite Force's Holomatch is largely a Quake 3 total-conversion, with extremely similar play mechanics, the weapons are still fun as hell and I can play as the Doctor.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 9h
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Stephen Ddungu @stephenddungu.bsky.social · 9h
Game: @00000-00-0x0000000.bsky.social ▫️ • A short game (eta 2026) taking place before the beginning of SWORD OF SYMPHONY (which is due to release after).
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 8h
I wonder if I still have that Star Wars The Force Awakens collector's spoon in a bin somewhere.
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Serial Scare't @cerealscott.bsky.social · 9h
Cereal prizes are back, in spoon form.
Buzz Lightyear green plastic spoon toy from a box of Cocoa LoopsBuzz Lightyear green plastic spoon toy from a box of Cocoa Loops. The face is removed, revealing the spoon part.
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 9h
i've only really played this game for a total of maybe 20 minutes, but if you wanna know what it's like, imagine broke-ass prototypical Crazy Taxi on a pedal-bike. if "broke-ass prototypical Crazy Taxi" is what you _actually_ want to play, you'd be better served by Die Hard Trilogy
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 9h
will never not be amused remembering Courier Crisis had _this_ as its subtitle (albeit, only on the title screen, and in none of the marketing material)
Title card of Courier Crisis: "The Saga of the Modern Fatalist" (1997, GT Interactive, Sega Saturn/Playstation)
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GameGrooves @gamegrooves.com · 9h
GameGrooves is very excited to announce that Viridian Citypop is now available! Viridian Citypop: Red & Green is a 28-track follow-up to 2024's Goldenrod Citypop that takes you on two separate journeys through the Kanto Region. Video by @cartridj.com #citypop #pokemon #vgm
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Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The two genders
Screenshot from Yakuza: Like a Dragon. A woman standing in front a hostess club says, "If only I could be reborn as a hot stud. You know what I'd do? I'd waltz into this club right here and get all the ladies!"Screenshot from Yakuza: Like a Dragon. An old man with really awful hair stands in front of a hostess club and says, "If only I could be reborn as a sexy lady. You know what I'd do? I'd get a job at this club right here!"
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 12h
Animators! I made a web app to fix your short looping gifs so they don't look choppy when you post em to Bluesky! gif-unfucker.xerxes.gay macOS native app and source also available at github.com/zacqary/bsky-gif-unfucker
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 9h
it is one of the subtitles of all time, right up there with "Revenge Joe's Brother", "The Saga of the Modern Fatalist", and "With New Elves"
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 9h
Surf Loki (TV Series, 2000), S1E07: "Hang Loose, Gadfly"
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clay-zulAHHH @clayzulah.bsky.social · 11h
What's with these phantoms foiling my fall, why do they gotta front 🍅👻 #screenshotsaturday #pixelart #gamedev #indiegame
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Amadeus46Art @amadeus46.art · 9h
If you're pissed about piece of shit trash blood money getting into fighting games and taking over events, remember the best thing you can do is support local grassroots events and avoid attending these bigger events. Which you should do anyway cause like duh but more than ever.
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 10h
it took me at least a dozen attempts at it to get anywhere close to shooting par, some of the later holes have really asshole layouts, and the wind effect is highly exaggerated
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 10h
NES Golf is really counter intuitive; you only have 16 aiming directions and need to hook or slice your shot to get finer than that. Also there's no such thing as rough, the O.B. line is often not actually at the tree line, and it's easy to overshoot chip shots so it's safer to putt on to the green
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 10h
realizing how much nicer scrolling would be if i just had a big ass jog dial next to my keyboard. an arcade spinner might even serve that purpose really well
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🙊🔇🔕🤫🫣😱
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 10h
I appreciate the honesty, responses like yours are exactly why I was asking.
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 10h
I would call Dark Arena one of the more competent GBA FPS games; though not as ambitious mechanically as Ecks VS Sever or its sequel, it achieved a less jerky frame rate and less messy architecture and texture work than some of its contemporaries, like Medal of Honor Underground.
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BLUE VERTIGO @bluevertigo.org · 11h
This year, we celebrate our 15th anniversary! See who’s stepping out in style on the BV Blue Carpet™️! 💙 Beverly (our mascot!) 🏴‍☠️ Mel (@thespacepirate.bluevertigo.org) 🔫 Pat & Kate (@tombfetus.com) 🔥 Hilda & Marty (@brightlyburningether.com) 🌟 Art by the amazing @anagrol.bsky.social! Happy BV15! 💙
It's Beverly, our humble mascot! She's wearing a blue and white halter-neck dress with a thigh-high slit and black platform boots. Stylish!Melody Crosswell, from The Space Pirate! She's decked out in a a dark blue suit jacket and matching trousers over a sheer lace bodysuit, paired with gold stiletto heels, along with a gold eyepatch! Groovy!Pat and Kate from Tomb Fetus! Pat wears an olive-green suit with a black button-down shirt, while Kate wears a strapless purple midi dress with a back bow, sheer dark gloves, and lace-up boots. Gloomy!Hilda Blackwood and Marty Delgado from Brightly Burning Ether! Hilda wears a short black dress with sheer tights and a draped blue jacket, while Marty wears a dark tailcoat with a double-breasted vest and a gold ascot. BURN BRIGHT!
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 10h
Most of my games are packed up by now but I still have loose cartridges for #RandomGameSaturday - here's Dark Arena, a GBA FPS game featuring level designs from several Doom community figures of the time: Chrozoron, Shaviro, Joe Pallai, Paul Schmitz, Swedish Fish, Vorpal, and Richard Wiles.
Dark Arena (2002, GBA, Majesco). Cartridge stored in trading card binder.
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Cinematic Moments Of All Time @cinematicmoments.bsky.social · 11h
Man In The Moon (1960)
ELIZABETH: Married? Are you kidding? I wouldn't touch it. I've got my career to think about.

Man In The Moon (1960), Timequest (1991)
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 11h
moderation team: this is not an actionable threat against any individual or group of people
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 11h
there are certain people that we all wish this were to etc etc etc
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 11h
I feel like "Infobahn" really should have taken off as a word, it's so much less awkward than "information superhighway"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 11h
re:last - oh, yeah, i do historical data analysis of three-dimensional parabolic models in relation to satellite imagery and depth-mapping. it's quite relaxing work actually
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 11h
You can just make jobs up when people make asking about it part of social interaction. Nobody wants specifics anyway. Oh, I work in the geometric interaction space. Analysis of spherical nodes, that sort of stuff. It's honestly pretty boring, but it's better than the dark pattern interface stuff.
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Project Shadowcat @projectshadowcat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mechtober 5/31 - UrbanMech #pscart #battletech
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Garth Beagle @garthbeagle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
these $30 mousepads (adjusted for inflation) in 1985 were crucial for your mousing performance
1985 ad for a mousepad
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