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Jeffrey Rowland

@wigu.org
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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! Fancy businessman @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. Owner of 60+ chairs. He/Him Patreon: wigu.club wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and www.topatoco.com

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 48m
It's fully legal, too. I kept the install files and serial numbers in a safe place and just ran it. Sometimes software agreements work both ways, but I'm sure those days are now long gone.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 50m
Hell yeah my copy of photoshop CS4 that I bought in 2009 still works great, everything I need. Of course there was a bit of pushback but this proves adobe hasn't really made a significant improvement in its software in 17 years
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4h
100% truth
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4h
LOL you're supposed to pay for AI stuff with tokens?? Weird that everything else I can think of that uses tokens is also a scam
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/09/2026
Here's a wigu.club comic from a couple months ago about that friggin guy you can't take anywhere.
RESTHAVEN FUNERAL HOME
Jeffrey is welcoming mourners: Yes welcome, welcome. I'm so sorry for your loss.
My condolences yes.

Suddenly Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson appears. He is wringing his hands in anticipation. 
Jeffrey: Oh thank you for coming, Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson. There is a seat reserved for you over in that section.

Jeffrey gesturing toward a sign that says ABSOLUTELY NO LAUGHING. Jeffrey: You may be interested in this new sign we have.

Barenaked Ladies lead singer Ed Robertson mopes away. Jeffrey to a mourner: We have to do this to protect him.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/09/2026
Those involved in the business of canning are more often plagued by grave misfortune than not.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 29/09/2026
If I owned a cannery our motto would be "we do what we can and we can what we do"
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 28/09/2026
Whether you won best skeleton, worst skeleton, or you just participated in skeleton, we know one thing for sure: you deserve a trophy! 🏆 Just in time for competitive skeleton season! I can hear the xylophones now... 🦴 💀 Topa.to/collections/wigu/products/wigu-skeleton-trophies | @wigu.org 💀
A graphic featuring three identical golden statues of skeletons with their hands on their hips, but each plaque says something different. One says "WORST SKELETON", another says "BEST SKELETON", and the last says "PARTICIPANT". In the background is a lit up stage with red curtains and the shadows of the audience's heads, and there are sparkle effects around the trophies to show how shiny and reflective their beautiful bones are.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 28/09/2026
Say you and your friends have a bet going about how has the best skeleton. Or worst? What if you skeleton is aggressively mid. How do you figure that out? Just in time for the Halloween Giving Season we have... Skeleton Trophies topatoco.com/collections/...
topatoco.com
Skeleton Trophies
Prove once and for all how good your skeleton is with these trophies! Official TopatoCo merch at TopatoCo!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 27/09/2026
Getting ready to make some art
A computer monitor showing pictures of Sir Mix-a-Lot and Porky Pig
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
I messed up the joke!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
They sneaked one into my texts and I accidentally hit it like bitch I learned to text on a Motorola MicroTAC I have never and will never need any help in that department
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
I have kagi but it's not on my text messages!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
I wish there was some kinda special shampoo to get rid of google gemini like there is for public lice because that's what it feels like at this point
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
Not a bad idea...
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
Yesterday I finally got a chance to deconstruct that old fire pit and used all the pieces to make a little area to put one of those iron fire pits on. I know it looks like a tomb or something but it's MY little tomb. OK Control Resonant should be downloaded now time to do that for a couple hours AHH
Little paved area for a fire pit that looks like a hell mouth seal or something
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 26/09/2026
Nearing up on 1500 backer for the Oglaf Book 5 Kickstarter and there are only SIX messages so far and half of those are excited people messages. Not to toot my own horn but ::CRUISE SHIP HORN BLAST:: www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
kickstarter.com
Oglaf Book Five
There are already four Oglaf books out there. A fifth one couldn't possibly make things any worse.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 24/09/2026
OH MAN
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
sign that says EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS REAL
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
See you Space Cowboy
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
There's literally no way that could happen
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
40 years ago tonight, ALF premiered on TV. Happy 40th Birthday, Alf. I hope all the cats in Melmac Heaven are hot n' spicy, just how you like 'em.
Panel 1: ET's Asogian starship landing on a strange planet

Panel 2: ET walks down the ramp, smiling, ready to get his botany on

Panel 3: ET sees a bunch of ALFs boiling a cat. This is Melmac

Panel 4: ET immediately walks back up ramp, his little buns showing
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23/09/2026
To be fair it was barely a stretch of the imagination.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22/09/2026
I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 22/09/2026
We keep getting "egg" outside our warehouse! Truly the most wonderful time of the year 🍄❤️ Topa.to/collections/romo/products/romo-bmcomicprints?variant=51635018072429
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 22/09/2026
Whenever I talk to students or young artists, I tell them, whatever else you do with it, put your webcomic on your own website you own that you made yourself. Then no one but you can take it down. It is easier than it has ever been to make your own website.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
Just like shooting a gun!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
They don't allow hippopotamuses in the Olympics
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
That's the best idea I've heard this millennium.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
Thank you so much and have a great day!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
If there was an Olympic event where you had to type "Thanks so much and have a great day!" the fastest I think I'd have a pretty good shot at the gold.
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The closing reception for Gallery 103's DOG DAYS OF SUMMER is happening this Saturday, Sept 26th at 2-5pm! I will actually try to come to this! It's in Reading, MA, so if you're in the area and want to come, you need to sign up here www.writersclc.com/gallery103/ (it's free).
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
PS, excellent username 🧑‍🍳😘
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
Talk to a chatbot? How bout you talk to the HAND
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 21/09/2026
Love being blindingly angry at a customer service chatbot within seconds of waking up. NOT
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/09/2026
I love that when you boil it down that song is just about wanting to die
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/09/2026
What does that mean
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/09/2026
Here are the first two panels of the new wigu.club comic! More to come as we all get older.
Panel 01: JEFFREY is hard at work on his computer. The dogs HOWARD and MULDER sit on a sofa behind him.
HOWARD: Hey Mulder why does he stare at that thing and push those buttons all day?
MULDER: He says it is called "working."

Panel 02: HOWARD and MULDER
HOWARD: Wow, working must be the most interesting thing in the whole world!
MULDER:I believe it is like a video game that is not any fun.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/09/2026
It DOES. How do people just walk around like that??
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 17/09/2026
Here is the entire saga of the Toilet Bear! Bidets rule.
Panel 01
Jeffrey Holly and Weedmaster P are in the woods behind a bush.
JEFFREY: Oh shit a bear! What do we do?
HOLLY; If it's brown… shut it down?

Panel 02
JEFFREY: No wait… if it's black, get back?
HOLLY: If it's –
WEEDMASTER P: IF IT'S YELLOW LET IT MELLOW

Panel 03
We can see the back of the bear
JEFFREY: That's pee, bro! That's the rule about pee!
WEEDMASTER P: WELL WHAT COLOR IS THAT?
HOLLY: It's.. blue:

Panel 04
JEFFREY (from behind): Oh goddammit it's a toilet paper bear.
Toilet paper looks miserable with bits of toilet paper stuck all over his matter fur.
TOILET PAPER BEAR:Help me…

PANEL 05: JEFFREY and HOLLY speaking to a TOILET PAPER BEAR in the forest. TOILET PAPER BEAR COVERD IN SCRAPS OF TOILET PAPER.
JEFFREY:  What can we help you with, toilet paper bear?
We go in way over our heads with the toilet paper company, man.

PANEL 06: TOILET PAPER BEAR turns around, revealing a horrible wad of toilet paper and poo on his butt. The image is censored because it's so gross. JEFFREY KNEELS. HOLLY is exasperated.
 TOILET PAPER BEAR: They say we have to use all this toilet paper but… there's a problem
JEFFREY: I know exactly what you need!
HOLLY: Jeffrey no


PANEL 07: JEFFREY and TOILET PAPER BEAR speaking
JEFFREY: You need a bidet!
TOILET PAPER BEAR: What's a bidet?

PANEL 08: JEFFREY and TOILET PAPER BEAR speaking
JEFFREY: The water cleans the poo off your butthole and then you use you use just a *little* of toilet paper to pat it dry.
TOILET PAPER BEAR: But we bears poo in the woods. How would that work?
JEFFREY: Leave that to me!

PANEL 09:  THE NEXT DAY. Jeffrey is injured and disheveled with a moose bladder and hose hooked up to a stump.
… so you fill this moose bladder with water and when y ou're done pooing you stomp on it and it'll squirt water out of this stump

PANEL 10:  TEN MINUTES LATER. TOILET PAPER BEAR is clean and JEFFREY is  handing over a ringing cell phone.
TOILET PAPER BEAR: I've never felt so fresh! Thank you kind sir!
JEFFREY: Phone ca…
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
Oh dear I have become a deceased person
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
You have just described what AI does.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
Or started a new one.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
I really love the Valley.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
Depends on how good they are I guess
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
We don't have any of those at that location!
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
Haunted Old Mill Building City, Massachusetts
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
It's also a pretty clean setup for a sequel.
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 18/09/2026
I do think there is some old Inspector Pancakes stuff over there...
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