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Rye Lane: what a lovely little movie.

A conversation with my wife about the movie Short Circuit led to me explaining the definition of a sex act she would have had to have looked up on urban dictionary. This is what marriage is these days.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 4h

On the one hand, I appreciate having a connection to my youth still in the booth. But on the other, update you’re damn priors, man

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 6h

I’m looking forward to it. Grady’s books are always entertaining

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 6h

Book club this month has a proper October style selection

Grady Hendrix’s Witchcraft for Wayward Girls

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 8h

Welcome to Atlanta

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 8h

I’ve had to listen to two tracks in a row on the gym sound system featuring Jermaine Dupri and I may have to cancel my membership.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 8h

Forgot my earbuds which means I must endure the gym with only my thoughts to pass the time. Torture.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 10h

Tell me about it :( But we did donate $600 to charity :)

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 10h

Luna showing no regard for the fact I’m trying to reconcile the finances of my fantasy baseball leagues.

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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No baseball games tonight, so you should all check out our amazing new multimedia project on Baseball at Manzanar, with rare photos and interview clips with Japanese American survivors of the incarceration camps. The ebook is also a free download for all SABR members: sabr.org/baseball-at-...

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 21h

I love this for you

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 21h

The opposite: trying to get some of that Bethesda glitz to rub off on a much less glamorous neighborhood

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 23h

data visualization is my passion

Mets 2027 commitments
$239.7M guaranteed across 10 players
Luis Torrens
$5.8M • 2.4%
Luke Weaver
$6.0M • 2.5% • traded to PIT
Devin Williams
$13.8M • 5.7%
Kodai Senga
$14.0M • 5.8%
Sean Manaea
$19.2M • 8.0%
Jorge Polanco
$23.0M • 9.6%
Marcus Semien
$26.0M ÷ 10.8%
Francisco Lindor
$32.5M • 13.5%
36а
Bo Bichette
$42.0M • 17.5%
조 포
Juan Soto
$57.5M • 24.0%
Source: Cot's Baseball Contracts, 2027 Labor Relations payroll. Arbit
not included.

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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 23h

honestly, i've never seen someone's appearance be lessened by god's perfectest accessory, The Slutty Little Earring™

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

I saw this in theaters lol

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

I mean, we could all use a little more slutty earring in our lives (myself included)

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

Yeah, this is the shit I was built for it im being honest 🤜 🤛

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

Anyway I took heartburn meds before having a nice French meal and going to see a band on a Friday night: I am embracing old

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

lol I’m on the same wavelength (and age cohort) but it felt weird listening to people that were in college when the colour and the shape came out while I was just 14

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

My wife and I played ‘is he hot or is he just tall’ and we settled on ‘he’s just tall’

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

Never felt older than when I was at a minor league baseball game a few months back and in the row ahead of me were couples in their mid to late 50s talking about how excited they were going to a Foo Fighters show

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

It’s all white flint all the way down. I’m always telling people this.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23h

New York Times is a week away from asking theologians to weigh in on whether or not my Roomba has a soul.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 03/10/2026

Anyway, this has been ‘Moco Chat with Mack’

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 03/10/2026

Imagine paying almost a million dollars for a home thinking it’s Bethesda, just to find out you’re basically living in Rockville.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 03/10/2026

‘North Bethesda’ is the ‘Lake America’ of Montgomery County. Honey, you’re always going to be White Flint. Quit trying to make ‘North Bethesda’ happen.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 03/10/2026

Improvement Movement at Pearl Street Warehouse

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 03/10/2026

lol I’m embarrassed for anyone whose avatar for their entire belief system is Ayn fucking Rand.

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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

greetings from nowheresville tennessee

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Pro tip: this hasn’t happened to me (I swear) but DC has a Hamilton’s and The Hamilton. It’s like the Goose / Geese band confusion but for happy hour. Make sure you show up for drinks at the right place!

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Digger will return in “Avengers: Doomsday”

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Well I can’t say that’s what I’m going for, I’m mostly just a weirdo

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Ugh depends on my mood, usually semi colons

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Cross posted this to linked in because I’d rather have a profile of inane observations like this than ‘here’s AI generated bullshit that I’m posting to market myself’. Everything posted over there feels like it’s been passed through some sort of ‘My biggest weakness? My grindset mentality’ filter

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Sometimes I wonder if at work they think of me as ‘the colon & semi-colon guy’ since I’m quite confident I’m in the 1st percentile of people that use them in emails. (And don’t get me started on dashes.)

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

I’ve said this before but it’s worth saying again: I’ve got the best mutuals in the game, which is perplexing given my…rudimentary posting skills. But I’ll take it! Y’all are the best.

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jake @jakemorgendorffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"and iiiiiiiii'll be, you're crying soda"

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

For many, many years I thought Fatboy Slim’s ‘Funk Soul Brother’ was ‘Funk’s Ho Brother’. There’s not much of a story here beyond ‘I am absolutely lyric blind’

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

It’s very cool when they raise the doors at the gym. Less cool I get to stare out at a parking lot of some sort of DC municipal repair shop. Win some, lose some.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

I am here to tell you: the models are not conscious and any hemming and hawing about it is just doing these companies marketing for them

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Please be kind to the Phillies fans in your life tomorrow. No fan base more vocally hates their own team even during the best of times, so you know it’s gonna be a rough one for them.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

Did NOT expect the score to be what it was when I accidentally opened up my app

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