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Book club this month has a proper October style selection

Grady Hendrix’s Witchcraft for Wayward Girls

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Luna showing no regard for the fact I’m trying to reconcile the finances of my fantasy baseball leagues.

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‘North Bethesda’ is the ‘Lake America’ of Montgomery County. Honey, you’re always going to be White Flint. Quit trying to make ‘North Bethesda’ happen.

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Improvement Movement at Pearl Street Warehouse

Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

It’s very cool when they raise the doors at the gym. Less cool I get to stare out at a parking lot of some sort of DC municipal repair shop. Win some, lose some.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/10/2026

I am here to tell you: the models are not conscious and any hemming and hawing about it is just doing these companies marketing for them

Mack @wifeguy.org · 30/09/2026

In an article on how to improve the NFL’s inconsistent pass interference calls this is the first suggestion and all I can say is lmao.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026

Prince Rustopher on his throne of pillows

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026

I still get emails from this place in cape cod I ate at once five years ago but I can never be mad about it because I love the name ‘The Sailing Cow’ so much

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 27/09/2026

There’s legit pornography on MUBI

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 25/09/2026

lol two of the big topics of the week everyone was talking about (and stories I didn’t read):

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23/09/2026

Got my Covid and Flu boosters (kiss my ass RFK Jr) on order of @itschristmastown.bsky.social ‘s chief of medicine @jlohaylo.bsky.social and looking forward to feeling like complete hell for the next day and a half

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 23/09/2026

Told someone trying to sell me something that I’m not in the market for that thing right now and this is the response they sent. Does this nonsense actually work on people? Because it got from me is a big ol’ lol

Mack @wifeguy.org · 20/09/2026

Reading this must be what a stroke feels like.

Mack @wifeguy.org · 18/09/2026

Because I am a psychopath I’ll be seeing resident evil at 10am on a Sunday.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 18/09/2026

Ordered a ‘Mystery Hat’ at half price from my new favorite minor league baseball team and was not disappointed when it turned out to be a variation of the one I already had!

Mack @wifeguy.org · 14/09/2026

Rustopher has thoughts

Mack @wifeguy.org · 14/09/2026

Well this is certainly an interesting way for Apple’s transcription to interpret my name

“Salmon, I want to speak with Matt Comesburg.”

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 13/09/2026

AI is incapable of rendering fried food in a way that doesn’t look like it’s from a horror movie involving cannibalism, but sure I’ll worry it’s advancing at too great a pace.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 13/09/2026

Look I’m tipsy and maybe misread something, but anyone defending the dignity of abstaining from the process while still wanting to be considered a stakeholder in the process is *the* definition of entitlement.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 12/09/2026

‘A books about books book club’. That’s me!

Mack @wifeguy.org · 11/09/2026

Barney from How I Met Your Mother singing the Australian national anthem

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 11/09/2026

This is all I can think about anytime I see Sabalenka in the US Open

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 10/09/2026

As some sort of promotion my dentist got a beer brewed by one of my favorite local breweries, and more dentists should give their clients free beer.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 10/09/2026

I did not pick this to coincide with the new Emily St. John Mandel book dropping next week, but I appreciate it making me look clever.

Mack @wifeguy.org · 07/09/2026

I do like the new thread count feature because it lets me know when I can just keep on moving

Mack @wifeguy.org · 07/09/2026

This is what the big 10s handling of this has turned me into

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 07/09/2026

Me any time a ‘celebrity’ is mentioned that I have no clue who they are or what they ‘do’

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 05/09/2026

Where to even start with this. Dear lord

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 04/09/2026

I’m the sort of guy that brings coffee to the hot tub

Mack @wifeguy.org · 04/09/2026

Why is it that when a bakery says this it’s cute but when I say it I’m asked to leave the room?

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 04/09/2026

Saw some cool shit walking on the boardwalk in Duck, NC

Mack @wifeguy.org · 03/09/2026

Love to visit the beach and melt into a puddle

Mack @wifeguy.org · 03/09/2026

It’s important when eating a sandwich called The Hangover Cure to also have a beer ready on standby in case backup is needed

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/09/2026

Here’s a live look-in at the Beach Bum in action (with special appearance by Mrs Beach Bum)

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/09/2026

Back for some more wild horses and beach time and, man, we live in such a lovely world it just makes me so mad we’ve got a contingent of dipshits in charge hell bent on taking this from us.

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Mack @wifeguy.org · 02/09/2026

Rented a car yesterday and drive out on the beach to see some horsies. Here’s your chance to live vicariously through me.

The most jacked and serious my dogs have ever looked. Pretty sure rusty immediately followed this up by galloping around with his tug toy like the goofball he is.

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Sun dogs now. Sun dogs forever.

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While my wife is off enjoying the sunset I’m here with the dogs enjoying something nature could never produce independently: a nice glass of beer

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Lol ours have big feelings so we can’t bring them along many places but that ‘baffled’ description is exactly how this guy looked the first time he encountered sand