Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just saw a Dodge Charger with a bumper sticker that said “Just Divorced” 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026To the tune of that Hawthorne Heights song: “I’ve still got to brush my teeth tonight…AND POOP” 001
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026BREAKING: Airbnb has picture of much nicer bathroom in the bathroom 020
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can’t believe I married into a family of dilly-dallyers smdh 020
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Buddy bombed so hard in the gc it’s been dead for 5 days and honestly it may never recover. Just an all time bad post 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not sure why I didn’t post these they’re all bangers 020
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m the guy who installs sliding doors that don’t fully close in every hotel’s bathroom. No, I’ve never spent a night in a hotel room with a woman, why do you ask? 030
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think that people who come up with sweeping anger fantasies about situations for which they have zero context on have existences that are less meaningful than those of ants. Respectfully 010
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My buddy bombed so hard in the gc that it’s been dead for 3 days. Borderline impressive 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s probably normal for a man in his thirties to spontaneously vomit. I’m sure that’s fine 010
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s so unfair that the only socially acceptable way to day drink on Sundays is to watch football. Anyway go birds 020
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It would be nice if there was one text based social media that was good. Oh well 010
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I remember as a kid watching a looney tunes episode where someone put a gun to their head and pulled the trigger and my dad turned to me and said “DONT EVER DO THAT.” okay man I won’t lol 010
Reposted by Tofu Tonyconputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is a Cool Ranch® Doritos® Locos Taco Supreme® if you're... unable... to eat 11187
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As a teenager I found the hollow earth conspiracy theory and thought it was funny. I told my uncle about it and a bit later he told me he was really reading up on it. Several years later he went full MAGA. Sort of feel like that’s on me 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You know when you make fun of Ed Sheeran you’re hurting more people than you know… 020
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Day drinking rules. Why don’t I do this every day? 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hmmmm….i don’t think this makes it clear I was a child at the time. Oh well 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A lot of people want to denounce the 9/11 terrorists but I refuse. Because of them the plane I was on didn’t take off. That plane’s destination? That’s right, Epstein’s island 100
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The tuna is decent. The roast beef is fucking horrendous 010
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me after voting for Fetterman and then moving out of PAstatic.klipy.comMan smoking and saying byeAlt: Man smoking and saying bye 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I started asking myself “is this rage bait?” before I engage with anything online and if it is I simply move on. It’s greatly improved my experience 050
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A truly horrible decision that has ruined my day irreparably 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The hecking wiferino says I get to keep the funkos in the divorce #epic 020
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026At the hotel so you know it’s chocolate milk and hard boiled eggs for breakfast #crap 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I’m being honest I do not think it’s normal how much people on this website talk about harry potter 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If I have to hear one more podcast ad for something called "dungeons and daddies" I am going to inflict harm upon myself 000
Reposted by Tofu Tonyceej @ceej.online · 31/08/2026I don’t go in much for generationalism but I do think being the right age to be double-fisting a red bull and american spirits in the front seat of your best friend’s shitty car while blasting midnight city on a moonlit highway in late summer 2011 is perhaps a specific moment unrepeatable in time 1968655
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I would die for my slop bowls. I would kill for my slop bowls 000
Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Heard two hotel staff say they were going to go “chudmaxx.” What could they mean? 010
Reposted by Tofu TonyBuddhadharma: Deepen Your Practice & Study of Buddhism @buddhadharma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"If Nepal has given you anything over the years," writes James Gritz, "this is a good time to give something back." Here's how.lionsroar.comA Prayer for Nepal and Tibet, and How to HelpJames Gritz reflects on the devastating flash floods in Nepal and Tibet and shares resources for those looking to support relief efforts. 0116
