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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Buddy bombed so hard in the gc it’s been dead for 5 days and honestly it may never recover. Just an all time bad post

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not sure why I didn’t post these they’re all bangers

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me after sinking 200 hours into Elden ring

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m the guy who installs sliding doors that don’t fully close in every hotel’s bathroom. No, I’ve never spent a night in a hotel room with a woman, why do you ask?

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think that people who come up with sweeping anger fantasies about situations for which they have zero context on have existences that are less meaningful than those of ants. Respectfully

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My buddy bombed so hard in the gc that it’s been dead for 3 days. Borderline impressive

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Been puking all day. To stay humble

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s probably normal for a man in his thirties to spontaneously vomit. I’m sure that’s fine

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

same as it ever was

the classic eagles "oh boy, I am going to watch my favorite team play" -> "I'm going to kill myself" -> "nice we won" graphic

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s so unfair that the only socially acceptable way to day drink on Sundays is to watch football. Anyway go birds

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It would be nice if there was one text based social media that was good. Oh well

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I remember as a kid watching a looney tunes episode where someone put a gun to their head and pulled the trigger and my dad turned to me and said “DONT EVER DO THAT.” okay man I won’t lol

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is a Cool Ranch® Doritos® Locos Taco Supreme® if you're... unable... to eat

Two-panel meme template from The Matrix. In the top panel, Agent Smith looks intently forward as he removes his sunglasses. In the bottom panel, Neo stares back in panic as his lips fuse together with stretched skin, sealing his mouth shut.

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You know when you make fun of Ed Sheeran you’re hurting more people than you know…

A scammer on Twitter calling me an ugly ass Ed Sheeran looking ass bitch in a deleted tweet

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Day drinking rules. Why don’t I do this every day?

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

No food day drinking bike riding goes so hard

POV pic of a wooded trail from a bicycle

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fuck it time to rewatch The Rehearsal

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A lot of people want to denounce the 9/11 terrorists but I refuse. Because of them the plane I was on didn’t take off. That plane’s destination? That’s right, Epstein’s island

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A truly horrible decision that has ruined my day irreparably

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 06/09/2026

I call it Leisure Day Weekend

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The hecking wiferino says I get to keep the funkos in the divorce #epic

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

At the hotel so you know it’s chocolate milk and hard boiled eggs for breakfast #crap

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If I’m being honest I do not think it’s normal how much people on this website talk about harry potter

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If I have to hear one more podcast ad for something called "dungeons and daddies" I am going to inflict harm upon myself

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ceej @ceej.online · 31/08/2026

I don’t go in much for generationalism but I do think being the right age to be double-fisting a red bull and american spirits in the front seat of your best friend’s shitty car while blasting midnight city on a moonlit highway in late summer 2011 is perhaps a specific moment unrepeatable in time

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I would die for my slop bowls. I would kill for my slop bowls

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Sometimes my mind is an enigma

Screenshot of recent searches that includes:

Recent Searches
Clear All
Q confit

Q who is danuel cease

Q soco amaretto lime

Q java nagila

Q blue liquor name

Q adam sandler basketball shorts

Q the obion bathig suit penis

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Heard two hotel staff say they were going to go “chudmaxx.” What could they mean?

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Doth I dare Post such a thing?

Screenshot of my drafts that says “ My wife calls me upstairs for le sexytimes and you know my ass is running up the stairs on all fours 🤪🤣”

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Guinness and coleslaw for dinner

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Whenever there’s a massive storm I take my houseplants to the window to show them how good they have it

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I always bring paracord with me when I fly so if the plane crashes and I survive I can hang myself

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The salesman at the car dealership smelled like absolute shit and it greatly increased his bargaining power I fear

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It would be so cool if I could unhinge my jaw and swallow my wife whole

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sure, I don’t NEED another secondhand sweatshirt from a hyper-local credit union that I have no affiliation with. But on the other hand…

A screenshot from Depop of a green crew neck sweatshirt for Government Employees Credit Union that has white text over a globe that reads “although the times may change, our principles will not”

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One of my bird friends ate one of my praying mantis friends :,(

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

One time I smoked way too much K2 spice and listened to ”In The Air Tonight” like a dozen times in a row. I believe this event fundamentally changed me

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Gave blood the other day and when the nurse stuck the needle in I said “wow, just like The Pitt” and it absolutely crushed

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Apparently it’s black cat appreciation day. And how could I not appreciate such a perfect specimen?

A closeup pic of a black cat with his tongue out looking goofy

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Thank god my wife fell asleep during that horrid Burn After Reading movie. Now I can watch the masterpiece that is the original Fast and The Furious

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Shot for shot remake of Entourage

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I don’t think it’s like right or good to do or whatever, but I do think that if like 10,000 people replied to Elon’s post and called him the f slur he’d kill himself

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Tofu Tony @whitebroccoli.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

What the fuck is wrong with my wife

A picture of a pizza with the middle center triangle of a slice cut out

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