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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 04/10/2026

A 33% increase? Are you having a giraffe Netflix? To be fair the email reminded me I never really use it, so now I'm going to save 100%.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 03/10/2026

I bloody love James Blunt but tell me he isn't giving off 'spinster aunt who lives with her best friend Trish' vibes.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 02/10/2026

My friend nabbed me this from the Labour party conference and it is my new favourite bag

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 27/09/2026

But why are they always so thick?

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 14/06/2026

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026

No, you have too many plants

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 19/01/2026

Date's gone well, you go back to his and find this... Wyd?

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 18/01/2026

NOT A SINGLE LEMON FLAVOUR. Are you taking the actual piss? #fummin

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 16/01/2026

Found this beautiful shirt in the charity shop today. The out of focus AI slop print is exactly what you need to go painting roundabouts!

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 16/01/2026

A year ago tomorrow I went on a quick first date at a Costa coffee. On the way there, a male labrador pissed on my leg. I had to run home to get changed and then peg it there, where I met someone very special who makes me very happy. Thanks to that dog for giving me a good story to tell him.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 12/01/2026

I have actually muted the words "I asked Chat GPT" because it drives me fucking insane but I'm nothing if not a hypocrite - in two separate chats I asked it to generate me a boyfriend and my boyfriend a girlfriend. If anyone knows them let me know yeah.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/12/2025

Yes, I had noticed, on account of not being able to watch TV, play music, or turn the lights on. Merry Christmas you useless cunts 🎄

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 11/12/2025

Throwback to when I was feeling fancy and let the kids select a Christmas decoration in John Lewis - and my son inexplicably chose a sparkly one with his star sign on it, so now we have a single no-context bauble on our tree celebrating our love of cancer.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 08/12/2025

I'm sorry about your vag but that is one unfortunate typo

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 03/12/2025

...and this is why for her birthday, my 12 year old got her own Spotify account.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 29/11/2025

Fun fact: 145,000 properties in the UK are currently affected. I would like to sign up for 'financial ruin' if it involves owning a pad worth two million. Rupert Murdoch is BIG MAD.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 29/11/2025

My collection of people upset about the budget. Have a heart for Eimear, in her six bed Knightsbridge home. Where will she store her antiques! Or what about Paul, 56, retiree who has paid millions in tax and wears a lovely Aston Martin gilet - but 2.5k will ruin him. Or for fucking Barry.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/11/2025

Can't believe my beloved B&M is also complicit in erasing Christmas because of the muslamics 😤😤 I didn't fight two World Wars for this. Where will I buy all my glittery dog statues now?!

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 23/11/2025

Tea, pop tarts and telly in bed. Kids haven't stirred, a whole day of wandering in the cold and wet obviously knackered them out.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 08/11/2025

My pillow was not right last night and only upon waking up have I realised I was sleeping on a toblerone and some revels all night.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 31/10/2025

Love someone who is so confident in their corrections

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 31/10/2025

Cue SIX SEEEVEEEN all day... Tried to do something nice and end up punished 😤

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 28/10/2025

Not one of these so-called Great British adverts represents me. I am fuming.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/10/2025

Meanwhile, over on Threads, people that live in a country with 4% of the worlds population make demands

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/10/2025

New vacuum. That was just the hallway. Labradors are ridiculous.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/10/2025

With Reform losing the by-election seats they were clearly so confident they'd be taking, can we all now admit they were just a fash in the pan?

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 23/10/2025

I for one did not see this coming

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 20/10/2025

This is actually exactly how my kid wears his coat. Well played, M&S.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 13/10/2025

Look, if matching your Le Creuset mugs to your decor is wrong then I don't want to be right.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 12/10/2025

Did I mention that Threads is quite simply FULL of twats? HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED says the guy who thinks he does the school run like a Russian Gliding Dancer at 3-4 steps a second. Twat.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 11/10/2025

Some proper groovy chaps at the British Museum

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 11/10/2025

No this isn't the queue for a very cool nightclub, we are waiting for @jamiesmart.bsky.social Sad I can't come in and watch but the boys are ✨💥excited💥✨

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 09/10/2025

Do they not have school bullies anymore?

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 03/10/2025

What is this little dude doing in my house in October?!

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 03/10/2025

Morning you lot. Sometimes I miss Twitter and all the men that were on there who would treat you like you are fucking stupid every single day.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 23/09/2025

Be sure to contact Derbyshire Police if you recognise him

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 16/09/2025

It's a shame that there's nowhere which shows you how to spell it on the packaging

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 13/09/2025

They said it couldn't be done, but it was done. Even more chazza shop pictures squeezed in.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 11/09/2025

Fed up of soaring house prices? Have I got a solution!

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 09/09/2025

I recently bought some oven cleaner. Do they think so little of me that they assume I'm going to get frustrated halfway through, smash it up and need a new one?

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