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@whingewhingewine.co.uk
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Escaped from The Bad Place with a Labrador and a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk From the 96% of the world that isn't the USA.

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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 27/09/2026
It's quite cute that they're simultaneously protecting women and girls but also in my DMs telling me to get raped by a migrant because I called Reform voters thicker than potatoes.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 27/09/2026
But why are they always so thick?
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Does anyone else remember mudshakes? Basically alcoholic Nesquik in a little alcopop bottle? Why oh why were we drinking those on a night out 🤢
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 26/09/2026
That's great because I imagine you can probably sell your Pogs collection now and by a house with it right
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 26/09/2026
It's beautiful to see them buying up worthless cards and crying about it
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 26/09/2026
One of my favourite current genres of social media post is Pokémon card scalpers complaining that Pokémon are making more cards so that kids can actually buy them at cost price, and making out like this is a threat to their livelihood, like ripping kids off is a decent upstanding thing to do.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Definitely!
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Ummm, let me sit on that for a while
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Is that true? Who who who
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I forgot this app existed if I'm honest. Sorry fam. Been busy.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/09/2026
I was lying in bed thinking I hadn't written anything for a while and what were the things that were on my mind and this was what I came up with
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/09/2026
A new blog post! One thousand words on why I hate Nigel Farage, and ten things that are more trustworthy that that odious, frog-faced scrote. Enjoy x www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/nigel-farage...
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Ten things more trustworthy than Nigel F*cking Farage
With Reform's popularity at the polls taking a dive, I thought I'd share my thoughts on Nigel Farage. They aren't particularly kind thoughts.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/06/2026
Hahaha! Not verge of death!
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/06/2026
A new blog post... The one where I went for an eye test & ended up with a hearing aid www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/hearing-aids...
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The one where I went for an eye test & ended up with a hearing aid
My unexpected journey to getting a hearing aid in my forties, from a free hearing test to the NHS, hospital appointments and accepting help.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 15/06/2026
But it has nothing to do with the original post. You can see why one would be confused.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 15/06/2026
Who are you talking to here? You realise that I'm not American?
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 14/06/2026
It's a charity shop - not much is new!
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 14/06/2026
Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 27/05/2026
I went to Slam Dunk festival and was delighted to see that everyone got old, it isn't just me. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/punk-isnt-de...
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Punk isn't dead, it's just middle-aged and likes a sit down
Once upon a time, festivals were lawless cities populated entirely by sunburnt teenagers drinking warm cider from a shoe - times have changed
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 30/04/2026
In the past two months I have: *Needed glasses again after 18 years *Discovered I’m basically deaf in one ear *Been regularly given a sleep score of 65 by a watch that clearly hates me *Developed a neck and knee who are cranky as hell Isn't ageing fun?! www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/ageing-sudde...
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I have aged 50 years in two months, and I do not care for it
I have aged approximately fifty years in the last two or three months, and I can't say that it fills me with a sense of joy
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 01/04/2026
Ha I just shared this one, I'm around but I just don't use this platform very much!
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 25/03/2026
Two men at work today commented that I looked like I'd had lost weight (I haven't, I was just wearing a belt). I replied telling them I had an illness. Don't comment on people's weight, would be my advice 😂
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Kevin the dog picking out a toy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
It's all the immigrants
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
Cadbury's Creme Eggs are shit, aren't they Ted
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
I liked them enough to click through before I realised they were arses
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
Is that *not* a little guy having a stroll?
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
Put it on the big screen on Saturday. Scare those kids. Pass on the curse.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
Do I?
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
I could have lived my whole life happily without seeing this, Jamie
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 24/03/2026
Majestic af
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 18/03/2026
It's definitely worth a watch. Just don't expect to warm to them.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
😂
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
No, you have too many plants
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
I got this exact deal on boxing day and ate the whole thing last week after having it frozen for a few months. I did not share it. It did not take me long.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
Oh fucking hell this has egg-woken some memories! (This was @herring1967.bsky.social right? Or I'm senile)
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
*Checks profile* Best of luck. Hope you win, fun American stranger.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
I think you also have to behave like a bollock for it to apply 🤔🤔🤔
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
Thank you ☺️
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 17/03/2026
It's really hard to get all my thoughts in order but I tried it in exactly 1500 words - my take on The Manosphere www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/louis-therou...
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I watched Louis Theroux: The Manosphere so you don’t have to (But you still should)
I watched Louis Theroux: The Manosphere - Follow his journey into the world of masculinity influencers and misogyny
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 02/02/2026
That month absolutely flew by... Here's what I've been doing with myself www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/january-2026...
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January 2026: New year, same old me I'm afraid
January 2026 - a new year, but the same old me I'm afraid. Lots of reading, a trip to Marrakech and indoor skydiving
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 01/02/2026
It's shit without. Fuming.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 20/01/2026
February is a better month to give anything up, being 3 days shorter
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 20/01/2026
I got a whole pamphlet of instructions for my new bin yesterday. It was the first thing to go inside it. I know how to work a fucking bin.
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 19/01/2026
How are your New Year’s resolutions going? Genuine question. We’re over halfway through January now, so this feels like a safe point to check in. I didn't make any this year, and here is why. www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/new-years-re...
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The New Years resolutions I didn't make for 2026
The New Year's resolutions that I didn't make in 2026 - I don't want to be better, or do better, I just want to keep on keeping on
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Date's gone well, you go back to his and find this... Wyd?
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 18/01/2026
I'm FURIOUS
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 18/01/2026
I am FURIOUS
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Fran @whingewhingewine.co.uk · 18/01/2026
They've... Stopped making them?!
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