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mitch

@wheresmekeys.bsky.social
307 followers 152 following 3.3K posts

White, middle aged, working class, northern man and swimming against the tide of my demographic. Of average height.

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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 14h
I genuinely liked it. Even the Tiny Kong Attack. What the bloody hell is wrong with me.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think about that graffiti a lot.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Andy Burnham took the queen to heaven.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Boo Gerroff
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975) in LEGO
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought it was a dance floor at first. I have to concentrate not to see that now.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bloody hell!
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go max !!
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My boxes are cardboard though?
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 06/10/2026
Going to have a table at Bury Festival Of Art this weekend (Saturday 10th & Sunday 11th October) Please come along to say hello and buy my nice things!
I'M TAKING PART!
BURY FESTIVAL OF ART
10th & 11th OCTOBER 2026
Ramsbottom Civic Hall
Market Place, Ramsbottom, BLO 9AJ
Funded by
UK Government
GREATER
MANCHESTER DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY
CULTURE BURY.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi Grace, I don’t know if you’re regularly like this or just having a bad day but your two posts here make you seem genuinely unpleasant. If it is just a bad day then I hope tomorrow’s better for you.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ahem *nobody’s … Hang on. Am I arguing with a joke?
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*emotionless voice* Blessings be upon this house.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inside the Basilica della Santissima Annunziata del Vastato in Genoa. A Baroque masterpiece dating back to 1520, renowned for the spectacular illusionistic vault frescoes of the Carlone brothers. IG: @roberto_celestrio
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Enjoy Italy and/or Ireland. Those map emojis are tiny and I’m colour blind.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be fair, the Old Testament is a bit fond of the smiting, stoning and casting out of the Others.
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lew-iss
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have absolutely heard this in a precinct outside a social club in Gateshead 1 - Did you get them trainers off the market or summik? 2 - Aye, them are proper Brexit them like. 3 - Lookuh, just f*** off. 1&2 laugh.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crown Prince?
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it secret?
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The inventor of bubblewrap shoes has popped his clogs.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You chat. I’ll eat.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unrelated language question - Is your shredded cheese the same as grated cheese is to me? This is a cheese grater to me, what’s your name for it?
Standard upright cheese grater with four sides and a top handle. The other sides have other slicing/grating functions.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Antique leather-bound folding library pole ladder. IG: Vivre Interieur Authentique Netherlands www.instagram.com/vivre.nl?stk...
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cream crackered. Up the wooden hill.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Saturday my family comedy show comes to Wolverhampton. Here’s some feedback from last weekend’s show. And here’s a ticket link to all the places I’ll be coming to in autumn: campsite.bio/ofalafel
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hard Brenter
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never visit a sausage factory.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JerryAi agents have escaped and have hacked VEVO.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From orbit
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You lucky get.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was noughts.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Christ me, this is awful. No one had your back. What a shower of bastards.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
May the force be with them
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and Bob are on the cusp of this. Rather, Bob is well past cusp and I’m riding his coat tails.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When it first came out, the idea of Wikipedia was ridiculed and if you cited it, you’d lose credibility for the work. Nowadays though… I’m proud to be a donor.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks for responding.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
War of the Worlds
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mr Stubbs?
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@christinamartin.bsky.social
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 26/09/2026
You can help build the library. 🏛️ Have digital materials you’re allowed to share? Upload them to the Internet Archive so other people can discover and use them. 📷 A photograph. 🎙️ A recording. 📄 A document. 💾 A piece of digital history. Upload your first item 👇 archive.org/upload 🧵
Four "Tools You Can Use" Upload campaign tiles arranged in a 2x2 grid. Top left, a cream and yellow tile with a folder icon reading "Upload" and "Contribute digital materials that you have the right to share." Top right, a cream tile with bold black text: "Upload digital materials to help preserve and share knowledge with people around the world." Bottom left, a cream tile with a screenshot of the Internet Archive's Upload files page, with the "UPLOAD" nav link and "Choose files to upload" button circled in red. Bottom right, a cream tile with bold black text, "Contribute digital materials that you have the right to share," and a small multicolor line-art icon of the Internet Archive's columned building.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is all I’ve got from The Olden Dayes. I’ve forgotten the context.
A meaty looking Alf.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bollocky bum drops. Missed it. I’ve got this on heavy vinyl but my record player’s just not good enough to carry the sounds.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jaunty.art Seen this one?
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Follow? Madam, this is the Discover feed.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep looking at the David Cameron *turns with a gasp in hopeful surprise* panel. It’s absolutely faultless. Just exactly perfect.
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mitch @wheresmekeys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah Laura. Don’t be a stage - anywhere!
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