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Silks, 30+, she/they. fandom gadabout; internationally certified motherfucking delight. dove too alive? let me fix that 4 u. eternally horny for dramatic irony; still crying over Yi City. 🔞

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Supernatural fans are the closest thing I've ever encountered to "friends in a high school drug PSA." I'm sure I would enjoy crystal meth! Still not going to try it tho
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Low-key obsessed with the student who, in a sea of water bottles, brought an entire carton of Tropicana orange juice to today's teaching session. Get that vitamin C, guy
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
today's hellscape: imagine 1) your phone screen is broken. completely unusable 2) you have adhd and need five alarms every morning 3) you're exhausted bc you stayed up all night buying a replacement phone now imagine you have a garbage phone with NO WAY TO TURN IT OFF WITHOUT USING THE SCREEN
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The worst thing about finding a viral video after its shelf date is this fucking song is stuck in my head and I have no one to complain about it to
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Top level organisation is by language (with non-English languages kept together), then non-fiction, poetry, short fiction, danmei*, scifi/fantasy series*, all other long fiction, comics & graphic novels. *separated out due to being pretty
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don't want to wade into the discourse du jour but everyone complaining about the Odyssey leaving things out is tripping. You want MORE scenes? I wish Nolan had taken a bushwhacker to the damn poem, I spent more time in that theatre than Odysseus did on Calypso's island
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thank you everyone my TBR overfloweth 🥰
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Rec me a book based on my "sci-fi/fantasy series I bought in hard copy because I couldn't bear not to have a copy I could touch" shelf (standalones don't live on this shelf but recs for them very much appreciated also)
Colourful bookshelf featuring numerous Discord books, Lays of the Hearth fire by Victoria Goddard, the Radiant Emperor duology by Shelley Parker Chan, the Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir, the Divine Cities by Robert Jackson Bennett, the Broken Earth by N K Jemisin, Machineries of Empire by Yoon Ha Lee, Ann Leckie's Imperial Radch trilogy, and Robin Hobb's RotE).
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For me tied between Isabelle Adjani in La Reine Margot and Denzel Washington in Much Ado About Nothing
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In retrospect if I wanted the tradescantia to SURVIVE I probably shouldn't have named it after Jiang Yanli
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Look I'm not sideeyeing anyone for liking her books, they're very seductive; here I am somehow reading another one. But I do need you all to know that this happened (BOY DID IT EVER)
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me when I get tricked into reading another Natasha Pulley:
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brushbaddy @judiwench.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It will always be Mei Changsu hours
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 12/07/2026
Sometimes when awful people die I like to picture Mei Changsu over his little brazier, burning their token from his little box of revenge tokens.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cw politics ig but the absurdity of the Clacton by-election might be the first time since naturalisation I've felt genuinely proud to be British
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321
image of a woman at a computer with the caption “pov you've just read the most devastatingly beautiful sentence in literature and can't talk about
it because it was in a fanfic”
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sometimes you read things that seem like they're clawed from the tortured depths of your id, and sometimes you read something far beyond your id's ability to conceptualise but which seems like a gift bestowed by the cosmos to remedy the lack, and that thing is The Works of Vermin by Hiron Ennes
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Victoria Goddard Quote Bot @victoriagoddardbot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Kip,” his Radiancy said more gently. “Kip, look at me.” “Please, my lord,” he whispered, feeling the tears start to fall as he obeyed.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Breaking news: in 2012, Zack Polanski was in a room where someone sneezed and he didn't say "Bless you"
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
*petty work rant* Love to receive an e-mail like "is a term you've just made up or did you make a mistake." Actually it's neither, thanks for asking! Maybe consider adding "Silks was right and I was just looking in the wrong place" to your list of possibilities in future!
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Opened Tumblr BC sleep procrastination and they're all talking about Project Hail Mary. Is this... Is this a thing? Did that movie somehow make genuine cultural impact?
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
HotE audiobook drop got me REAL normal
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
reactormag.com/cover-reveal...
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Revealing Susanna Clarke's The Bishop of Durham Attempts to Surrender the City - Reactor
A bewitching story set 700 years before the events of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell.
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Victoria Goddard Quote Bot @victoriagoddardbot.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Anyone who had doubts that I truly was Fitzroy Angursell might well still prefer to believe me a madman instead; but at least they could hardly deny that I was a madman with style.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Against all expectation I did actually really enjoy the ORV film adaptation. Would it make sense to anyone who hadn't read the book/manhwa? Unlikely. But I enjoyed it!
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
There's nothing sacrosanct about individual copies of books and chucking unwanted books in the (recycle) bin is normal and good
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
how have i just spent 45 minutes continuously ugly-crying over a badly CGIed reindeer
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Thoughts for the day: 1) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was an incredible show and it's insane that we got 4 seasons 2) end of the movie the most Shen Yuan song ever written 3) says a lot for my personal growth that people no longer compare me to Rebecca Bunch on the reg
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Wait who let Chris Fleming on late night
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Having ADHD as an adult is wild. wym I'm late to work because I stayed up til dawn on my phone researching budget*ng software and streamlining my personal fin@nce
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Okay so Pluribus is extremely good
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Great time to share a link for my fellow UKians: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
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Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
On the one hand watching Astrid et Raphaëlle is good for my French, on the other hand I ship them so hard it physically hurts and am I really prepared to enter a fandom for a French cop show with no AO3 presence?
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
One of the gen-z employees let slip that the thumbs up emoji is considered passive aggressive and now everybody over the age of 40 is in crisis
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
At some point in the near future I hope to not be in getting-unlawfully-evicted (anti-)fandom but that ain't fuckin yet 🙃🙃🙃
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
get his ass
Keir Starmer has issued his strongest rebuke yet of Donald Trump’s action in Iran, saying the UK did not believe in “regime change from the skies”.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Shin Hakyun as Lee Dongsik in Beyond Evil
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Alternatively: Gridelin Cray Musk Red
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Slithy tove Borogrove (mimsy) Mome rath Alice
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Woke up this morning like, thank god it's Friday at least. Lads, you're not going to believe this but---
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Bananas.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I keep watching Alysa Liu's free skate over and over. May that joy find each of us
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.
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Victoria Goddard Quote Bot @victoriagoddardbot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Fitzroy knew what he was doing. He was smiling, and he was raising the fire around them, and he was the rock that held fast, and the sun and the stars in the sky, and Cliopher was as safe in his arms as Fitzroy had ever been in his.
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jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone @whenasinsilks.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I cannot be alone in thinking that the Pippin & Denethor dynamic is the horniest in the whole trilogy, yet AO3 has failed me once again
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