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Brandy Blush-Wieland

@whatswiththeblush.bsky.social
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always on, slightly off. [she/her | 33 | built in a lab]

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026
I hope you all had fun getting mad on here today
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ theonion.com/smiling-unblinking-tom…
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
‘I’m Really Not Angry At All,’ Says Actor
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is this thing on?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes theonion.com/god-horrified-to-find-…
God Horrified To Find Humans Eating Sacred, Omniscient Potatoes
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Emily Jane Rothwell 🖤🌸🖋️ @emjanerothwell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
keeping an eye out for the magic as night falls art by Maggie Vandewalle
A brown hare sits upright under a full moon in summer, white flowers bloom around him, & his ears are fully alert… he looks contemplative as though he is waiting for something to unfold on this magical night.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"French wildfire creates lightning storm as it threatens Bordeaux" is not a headline that should exist in real life
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Kelli Marshall @kellimarshall.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Screenshot from game Oregon Trail with the text “you have died of diarrhea lettuce.“
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She's just like me
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just saw a photo of Sam Reid before he played Lestat, with short hair and normal people clothes. We need to immediately pass a law banning that man from cutting his hair or letting any straight man dress him. This is a matter of national security.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Patriot Tears Up While Pretending Washington Monument Is His Penis
Patriot Tears Up While Pretending Washington Monument Is His Penis
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So has anyone confirmed that Mitch McConnell is alive?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/06/2026
Emma Stone Finally Quits Waiting Table theonion.com/emma-stone-finally-qui…
Emma Stone Finally Quits Waiting Tables
Actress Says She’s ‘Ready To Take The Leap’
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Horror Makes Us Happy @horrormakesushappy.com · 27/06/2026
I identify with this. #Silence
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
hormonal birth control is a slut and a whore and I'm about to commit a moderate felony for three mozzarella sticks and a beer.
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I really love the Meg Meyers cover of Running Up That Hill but I also like to pretend that's the last time she made any music.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2025
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man theonion.com/john-ce...
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John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
LOS ANGELES—Confirming he had become almost unrecognizable to friends and family, wrestler-turned-actor John Cena opened up Tuesday about slimming down for a new role in which he would portray a human man. “I knew I had to take drastic measures if I wanted to convincingly pass for a human man on screen,” said a now 5-foot-9, […]
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/01/2025
This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10
a photo taken through a glass door into a store. there are several stickers on the glass, including a big round one depicting a dachshund’s silhouette behind a big international “No” sign, a red circle with a diagonal cross through it. just inside the store, a little black dachshund is sitting perfectly still on the tile, oriented exactly the same way as the dog on the sticker and directly underneath it. he’s a rebel, and you can’t tell him what to do.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/01/2025
New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line theonion.com/new-dea...
New Death Row Fast Pass Allows Convicts To Skip Execution Line
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
had a lady straight up tell me that I'm too old for the position during the interview so that's simultaneously insulting and baffling.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Nearly all coffee consumed in the United States is imported, and the largest source of that coffee is Colombia. Trump is putting a 25% tax on our top source of coffee, and that tax will be passed on to American consumers
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
the best part of Nosferatu was watching Bill Skarsgard ride Nicholas Hoult for a weirdly prolonged scene.
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I hate how much I get better treatment on DoorDash if I have a masculine name. I switched to ordering under Brandon and nobody has thrown iced coffee at my door or stolen my food since.
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Erin Rs @revisionof.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Screenshot from Tumblr of user cicidraws, featuring the caption, "god I love how pitbulls are like"... accompanied by a simple blockheaded pitbullA close up headshot of a brown, one eyed pitbull.
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
► FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN Like this #meme? Try the #stream!
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I flung myself into frigid water for charity and 10/10.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
it’s poetic! it rhymes! I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/11/2024
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Linda is currently being sued for complicity in a fairly well-known sex abuse circle
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Trump transition team leader named in WWE ‘ring boys’ lawsuit
Linda McMahon, who is co-leading former President Trump’s transition team, is named in a new lawsuit accusing World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) leaders of allowing years of sexual abuse of …
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Kvy_kv @kvykv.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Tweet from @farfinfarfin:

the fastest way to improve your art is to become some sort of pervert, doesn't really matter kind, whatever you're comfortable with
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
BREAKING: i've just received word from an inside source that Donald Trump's next Secretary of the Interior will be King Leopold II of Belgium. staffers in the Department of the Interior have described their mood to me as "cautiously optimistic"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/11/2024
Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time
Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time

-The Onion
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voiceofobrien.bsky.social @voiceofobrien.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Has anyone tried unplugging reality and plugging it back in again?
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I made this, btw.
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Brandy Blush-Wieland @whatswiththeblush.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
good eeeeeeeeeevening.
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