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Squatchling

@what-alchemy.bsky.social
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Fanfictioneer. One of them there they/thems. The Pitt/The Old Guard/Ted Lasso/The Terror/whatever strikes my fancy. Old as balls.

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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Where do all the forks go
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jared 🍍🔞 @pineappical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wait i wanna post this one too JGKVHJGWFJ
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kuświdron🥔🔞 @ilikematcha.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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the evil grinner @mistermyth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yepp finger him friday here you go
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jared 🍍🔞 @pineappical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
new banner just dropped
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jared 🍍🔞 @pineappical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ough #gracerocky
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angel 𓅫 @notholaenas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the three graces #projecthailmary
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sam✨️ c0mms open! @forsesam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
nothing to worry about, Adrian is more of a freak than them both #phm #grocky #grockdrian
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Lauri @4yvle1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Buffy the Vampire Slayer studies
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New goal: finish this longfic in September, the write enough of the next longfic that I feel comfortable releasing the first chapter by the end of October, which is the bingo deadline. What did I do today, you ask? Well I made moodboards for both stories instead of writing either.
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justadmititzine2026.bsky.social @justadmititzine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🩺 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHTS 🩺 Attention Pitt Crew the charts have been finalized for our writers and artists! Please welcome What-Alchemy (@/what-alchemy on tumblr) as a Writer! Welcome to the Whitsantos zine team, and we cant wait to bring this to life!
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (Oof kind of a bad year for movies, while the year before had banger after banger.) Something New
Black woman and white man lying in a garden, about to kiss
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I miss my life from before I watched Top Gun
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Finally back on my Mail Order Bride Hucklerobby AU that's going to be so long. I wasted so much time the last week or two I no longer know if my goals for it and another long one are attainable anymore. But I have about 800 words to reach today's goal, and that's just gonna have to be good enough.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
First trailer for ‘THE PITT’ Season 3. Premiering in January on HBO Max. 🩺 #ThePitt #HBO
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Raphael van Lierop 🇨🇦 @raphlife.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
Boromir from THE LORD OF THE RINGS, holding The One Ring. He thought he could use it for good, but everything done with the ring turns to evil. He was one of the mightiest warriors of middle earth, and he could not resist its powers. Others even mightier fell to the ring. Do you think you are stronger than them? The One Ring is generative AI.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/90660251 Photographer/Tattoo Artist Rabbot is the last of my Pitt AU bingo one-shots. Now for the rest of the posting period I must go to ground and pound out my two longfics. Next up: Mail Order Hucklerobby.
Show Me Where I Can Fix It 

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Summary:

When medical photographer Jack Abbot meets medical tattoo artist Michael Robinavitch, he knows he needs to find a way to spend some time with him. It's really too bad he has no game whatsoever.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We bought a freestanding freezer for like $150 and it changed our lives lol.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This needs to be a bigger story. Google Docs is no longer safe for copyrighted material. Any writer on contract needs to stop using it *immediately*.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My final square is proving tricky. Photographer. I have a photojournalist Robby idea but it doesn’t excite me. The only real fic I want for it is something Alix is already writing me (cheesecake shots Robby did for money in med school). I’m sort of panning for a new idea, if you have any to share.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The long ones will be true AUs. The one I’m writing now is a Mail-Order Bride AU where farm”girl” Dennis marries Robby & doesn’t realize he’s trans til way after the fact, & the next one is a Dennis-is-Garron’s-age AU where Robby still meets him at 26 but it’s 9 years ago. And he’s a mechanic.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m only planning on getting a single-row bingo for Pitt AU bingo because two of the stories are going to be very long, but so far I’ve posted two stories for it and I’m realizing both of them could fit into the canonverse, thereby defying the point of AU bingo.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wow, thank you!
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And some Hucklerobby incest for your troubles archiveofourown.org/works/89292641
Afterimage 

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Jack and Whitaker are like that, the two of them layered over each other like a double exposure in the periphery of Robby's vision. Time sloshes into itself and suddenly, just for a moment, Robby's peering into Jack's past or Whitaker's future. And there he is between them, caught in the fulcrum of an eternal present.

or:

Robby begins to suspect something unspeakable about his lovers.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looks like I failed to post my last two fics here too. So. Here’s my Rabbot camp counselor AU archiveofourown.org/works/897301...
Howl Down the Moon 

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It's their last year as counselors at the camp where they met as kids, and change is in the air.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Change is miserable. Thankfully I didn’t agonize over this title too much lol.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/90381916 We got a new couch which necessitated we get movers to switch two rooms in the house and it’s much better but it was so much work and so stressful I didn’t get to work on my longfic. But I busted this out last night and filled one more bingo square, so yay
The Once and Future Husband 

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Summary:

In 2076, Dennis crawls into bed on the day of his husband's funeral.

In 2026, Robby comes home to find a strange old man in his living room.

Notes:
For my Pitt AU bingo ghost square!

Check out my bingo square here.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pray tell what is the point of making a horny tumblr post and the censoring the horny words
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ao3 tags 🔞 @ao3gonewrong.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
grampa WILL go multiple rounds and he WILL like it
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*searches local craigslist for thing* *finds perfect thing* *thing is 2+ hours away*
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Disappointed Disappointed Fan
ALT: Disappointed Disappointed Fan
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rednoonsun @rednoonsun.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not so lonely night 🍃 👑🍻
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Ms.Teriosas @missteriosas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Solo Robby sketch I did for a friend, weewoo. What a way to kickstart my Bluesky acc, lmfao. #thepitt #michaelrobinavitch #robbythepitt #thepittfanart #thepittau #robbyrobinavitch #digitalsketch #myownart
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royster @roysterfrog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
r u seeing what im putting down .,,,,,,,,,,,
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Today was like: 1800 words to finish fic #1, watching and reading things and gathering sources and drawing up an outline for story #2 but ultimately moving onto story #3, which got 700 words before I hit diminishing returns on today's endeavors. So now I'm going to retire with something to read.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pour one out for all the interesting ones on my card that didn't happen to be in this row. And pour one out for the several weeks I lost waiting for the mods to send me my card, which apparently got eaten by the email gods until I pinged them to ask about it a week before the posting period starts.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Can I do it? Can I write 3 short fics in a week? Can I write two long ones in 3 months? Stay tuned to find out I guess. (Worst case scenario with the longies, provided I have them mostly done: I can post the 1st chapters before the posting period closes & then have more wiggle room for the rest.)
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Which is how I now find myself trying to bang out three short fics before August, two of which are ones I wouldn't have considered except for their place on the card. Anyway. I finished story #1 this morning. My dream was to finish story #2 today too, so I could have three days for #3, but, well.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Normally I'd just pursue whatever squares struck my fancy and not care about the bingo aspect, or, more realistically, just focus on these two stories. But them being next to each other has me thinking stupid shit like "write the other ones in the same row."
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I tried to resist the siren call of writing two long stories in a short period (the final day for posting is 10/31). I tried to figure out a way I could make story #2 short. But no. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. I must, somehow, write both of these in the next 3 months.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My Pitt AU bingo card gave me two dangerous squares: one is the very premise of a longfic I've been thinking about for a year, and the other is an all-time top favorite trope I've never written before, which would also be long if I did it right. The real kicker: the squares are next to each other.
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Aw. It’s so nice you can write something for them
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Squatchling @what-alchemy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/89153626 I’m a “Robby’s mom is still alive” truther, but this story SEIZED ME and poured out in one go last night. So. Here we are.
Misha at Home by what_alchemy
The Pitt (TV)

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michael "Robby" Robinavitch, Michael "Robby" Robinavitch's Mother, Michael "Robby" Robinavitch's Grandmother, Pre-Canon, Suicide, Child Neglect, Child Abuse

What if little Michael Robinavitch, age 8, found his mother's body?

Language: English

Words: 2,643 Chapters: 1/1
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Possible Worlds Games @possibleworlds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ethical art is art that treats everyone involved in the process (from materials to production to creative labor) fairly and with respect—not art that adheres to a specific set of content guidelines. Don't confuse genre trappings or marketing buzzwords with the real obligations we have to each other.
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