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@welltrainedanimal.bsky.social
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Please ask me about bugs omfg god PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT BUGS IM TRANS, BIGOTS DNI She/Her

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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Im glad I transitioned when I did and how slow and safely ive gone about it. Im happier than ever and living a more fulfilling life But every now then I end up wondering what if I knew sooner and it was safe to do it? What would life been like I was able to be a happy person from the start?
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank fucking god I transitioned. Im so fucking hot now that I exude an aura of cuntiness my city can barely handle
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Mantis the Potential Man @neomirnos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Commissions for @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social Thanks for commissioning me!
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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em @eekardia.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
god i hate calling and my throat so hurts but i have left a message to my representative and you can to call (202) 224-3121 tonight to oppose ice and demand impeachment
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Jay 🏞️🔜 Howloween @telekitnetic.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
#telekitneticart #indigenousart If you weren't aware already, this is the unfortunate hand I've been dealt this holiday season: having to job hunt in the winter while a potential recession is on the horizon. ko-fi.com/telekitnetic... RBs on this post are really appreciated <3
A drawing of TeleKitnetic's fursona making the shinji chair meme post. The top text reads "I got laid off from my day job", the bottom text simply reads "Bottom text"."After my final shift for the week last Thursday, my boss pulled me aside and told me I'd been let go (termination without cause) with severance in lieu of a two week notice. That day job paid for all of my rent, plus most of my expenses. The severance I got will cover most of my rent + expenses for one month, but that's it. And it's a very difficult time to be looking for a job right now (my last big job hunt took almost three months for a minimum wage position). My family has offered to lend me a hand for expenses if I need it, and I'm going to be looking into options like EI and art grants to keep me afloat, but other then that, my monthly income is now almost entirely dependent on my artwork. And it's obviously a very difficult time to be trying to make a living as an independent artist right now."I know it's a pretty rough time (understatement) for a lot of folks right now, but if you're able to give some money to help me out while I'm trying to get through this rut, it'd be greatly appreciated.

1. I have a monthly ko-fi membership (Tip Jar) where you can get occasional private WIP updates for as low as 4$ CAD (about 3$ USD) per month! This is great if you don't have the change for a commission or shop items/shipping but want to pitch in a little bit to me!
2. I have an online shop on the same ko-fi! It has stickers, prints, pins, and keychains of my formline art. US shipping is available and prepaid duties (tariffs, derogatory) are factored into the applicable product shipping cost. Great if you're looking for stocking stuffers this holiday season!
3. I take custom commissions for formline art from time to time! The reason I list this last is because comms take the most physical and mental strain of all these options, and the last thing I want to do is burn myself out when I'm already struggling. If you can't support me financially, that is fine! Reblogging/sharing my posts, shop listings, and art helps more then you think!A screenshot of TeleKitnetic's ko-fi shop.
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate. Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
couriernewsroom.com
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
A prosecutor who recently took over the Georgia election interference case against Trump has dismissed charges against the president and others
huffpost.com
New Prosecutor Won't Pursue Charges Against Trump And Others In Georgia Election Interference Case
The prosecutor handling the Georgia election interference case against Donald Trump and others has decided not to pursue it further.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I’m not sure Pumpkin Uni is cute… but maybe?
A tuxedo cat with wide yellow eyes wears an orange pumpkin hat, looking serious and a bit confused.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/08/2025
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Its working. She evolves thanks to the powers of carrots and borrowing Kitisan Black support cards
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'm going to eat this 6lb bag of carrots and it'll give the knowledge I need to turn my chud daughter into a god damn champion
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Ah, my good friend Creep by Radiohead! Been awhile since we spoke
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SuperWiiBros08 @superwiibros08.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Kris and the Soul (player) get on an argument #DELTARUNE #DeltaruneChapter4 #deltarunespoilers
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride, it's my first, I think
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scorpy @socpens.com · 21/05/2025
done playing with my toys does any1 need help with battle
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Jen Cross @jencross.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Great Blue Heron, casually standing in a tree. 🪶
A large gray bird with dark bluish shoulder patches and brow stripe and a long, stout beak. It is standing in a tree amongst dense foliage.
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
bug type #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of bug Pokemon crawling among leaves
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A brown bunny sits with its eyes closed while four hands form a star shape with their fingers, touching the bunny's paws.
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🀄️ 🐀 antioch @ratmachine.com · 07/05/2025
Tunnel Boy
tabby cat in cardboard box
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Fuck it we liquid
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I hunt da monster I eata da meat
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Hell, being a girl sounds really good right about now.
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Kissing girls, but like in a lesbian way, sounds really cool right about now
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Can't believe my birthday is this year! I've waited so long
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Welp, there goes the US defense industry.
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Cuteness break for your timeline: Ozai the mini coo lounging in the spring sunshine.
A black and white mini highpark bull lying in a bed of hay in the sunshine
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Make up makes me feel so giddy, like omg I'm soooo cuteeee
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Wowza, a whole 26 followers. Who are you people? I'm glad I'm cool for you though, hiiii
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/03/2025
Who wants some good news? The overwintering monarch population, which had plummeted last winter, has doubled this winter! www.worldwildlife.org/stories/east...
worldwildlife.org
Eastern Monarch Butterfly Population Nearly Doubles
The population wintering in central Mexico's forests occupied 4.42 acres, up from 2.22 acres during the previous winter.
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
God, I could be kissing my lover in bed right now. What am I doing working
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I'm going to try and to something extremely hard. I'm tired of being disgusted by my form. I'm going to try and lose 150 lbs in the coming months
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hunters have been authorized to show off #MonsterHunterWilds characters by the orders of the guild I'm super happy I get to wear crop tops now. If I can't irl, I at least can in game My Seikret, Pollo (pronounced PoiYo) is here too!
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I've known you for less than an hour, and I will kill everything and anything for you. Smoke
MY FUCKIGM KIBYMMBEHEYSJEK SWET BBY GURL I LOVE KITTNTMTKRKR
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Unfortunately, due to the extreme cold in MT, one of my tailless whip scorpions has passed away. There are 100 things I wish I did differently. I'm so sorry, little one, you lived such a short life. You deserved better, so much better. I will mourn you for a long time, I hope you knew I loved you.
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Can you believe it, guys? MHWilds just a week away. MHWilds in a week! Woohoo! Im so happy about this information. MHWilds just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? MHWilds, just in a week! It got here so fast. MHWilds! Just in a week!
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
God damn I'm gonna miss San Francisco. It's so cool here. Home can't beat this. There's actually people and civilization, stuff to go do and see. I think I've been living in the same town far too long. Really hope I can come back here at some point
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Science Friday @scifri.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“We can look to venom, surprisingly, to aid us biomedically," says Dr. Barrett Klein. "For example, bee venom therapy has been used for arthritis, arthralgia, Parkinson’s, ALS, multiple sclerosis, and other conditions.”
buff.ly
How Insects Changed The World—And Human Cultures
In “The Insect Epiphany,” an entomologist explores the history of insects in art, food, engineering, and more.
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 14/02/2025
Bonk your slonk out
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
San Francisco got me acting so fruitalicious,everyone keeps saying I'm trans coded and pretty. Something adding up and darling, the total be scary
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em @eekardia.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
oomf is a puppygirl
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Critter Connoisseur @welltrainedanimal.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
One of my simple pleasures in life is eating a whole Boar's Head pepperoni stick like a dog chewing on a bone. #puppygirl #somethingisdeeplywrongwithme
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK
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