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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
t shirt concept (is this too niche?)
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
also this is a sneek peak for my book!!!! this chart and many others like it are in my exciting beautiful book which you can preorder now!!! :)) linktr.ee/weirdmedieva...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
did you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures
a hand drawn diagram of a tree showing the many words that come from the root word of ‘tree’
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
little demon, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a goggle-eyed demon falling off the edge of a manuscript margin
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
playing a little tune
a medieval drawing of a dandily dressed centaur with a face on his butt, playing a lute
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“this is fine”
a medieval drawing of a woman in bed embracing a dragon while a man in bed beside them watches
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
they don’t want you to know this but the 10 million year old fossilised shark teeth at the beach are free, you can just go take them
a handful of small fossilised teeth
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely.
a medieval drawing of an ornate goblet with a bird ornament on top and pipes within
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“not to point fingers but-“
a medieval illustration of a woman with many hands pointing at a man
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool
a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
close friends, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of two knights embracing
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
SEE WHAT I MEAN??
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
this is it inside out, i got some black wool to line it with too im so stoked!
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century
a medieval illustration of the virgin mary punching a horned, claw-footed, bestial devil
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
COVER REVEAL!! LOOK AT THE AMERICAN COVER FOR MY BOOK!!! she’s soooo beautiful!! don’t you want her? pre-order her now so you can have her asap! out november 10! sites.prh.com/wordspotters...
a graphic with the cover of the wordspotter’s guide by Olivia swarthout
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
HUGE NEWS!!! we are doing the first EVER weird medieval guys live event and it's a (medieval) pub quiz in london!!! gonna be so much fun and i will be THROWING free stickers at everyone present so grab a ticket and come on down!!!! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/weird-medi...
a poster promoting the weird medieval guys pub quiz
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
eatin spaghetti, germany, 15th century
a medieval watercolour of a human fave surrounded by clouds blowing out air in a way that looks like spaghetti
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
yup!
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
fell to my knees in the sunlit orangerie of the london fan museum
a room with a tiled floor, cafe tables, and walls and ceiling covered in an elaborate baroque murala room with a tiled floor, cafe tables, and walls and ceiling covered in an elaborate baroque mural
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
hey i need to pop out for a sec can you keep an eye on him for me thanks
a medieval drawing of a naked man with no head and a face on his chest
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again
an old wooden cathedral door with a hole in the bottom through which a cat pokes its head
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
spring/summer hot fashion tip: i heard that zoomorphic fibulae are expected to make a BIG comeback!
two inlaid brooches shaped like birds
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
do you guys ever struggle not to…
a hand holding a nibbled baguette on a train platforma hand holding a nibbled baguette on some stairs
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
gambling monk, germany, 15th century
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard
Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively.

The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him.

The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth.

The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend.

The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine.

The sixth has a miserable practice:
He condemns the soul through [false] oaths
so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.
The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog
held by a chain and who barks all the time;
its round head is ready for a fight.

The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness
that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children;
the evilness of drunkenness shows in him.

The ninth helplessly becomes crazy,
everything that he knows, sees, or hears,
he presents openly to everyone.

The tenth fights against sleep.

The eleventh sings wild songs
and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning.

The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking
that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat
and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :) open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
an image promoting a substack article titled ‘25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
ow, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a woman falling and hitting her head on the ground with a serene expression on her face
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
indeed!!
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
"come on Adam just eat the apple, nobody is watching"
a medieval illustration of adam and eve in the garden, watch from a giant eye in the sky by god
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
new substack for da paid subscribers ✌️😗 open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
bruce mouat, your icy eyes, cool demeanor, and precise curling have entranced me
a picture of scottish curler bruce mouat
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
new podcast ep (and subtle cover design flex) rss.com/podcasts/wei...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m so excited for you guys to read my new book
a diagram showing the overlap between the five busiest port cities in England, 1400-1580 AD vs the fifteen local authorities in England containing the largest number of people with the surname Shipp in 2014
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
What is the WORDSPOTTER'S GUIDE??? well, it's like a birdwatching guide, but for words! it's got loads of: -etymologies -fun facts -history (including medieval history!!) -mythology -folklore -diagrams and illustrations by me!!!
a diagram showing the etymologies of different flowersa diagram showing the overlap between the five busiest port cities in England, 1400-1580 AD vs the fifteen local authorities in England containing the largest number of people with the surname Shipp in 2014
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
AND if you are in the UK, you can get 25% UNTIL THIS FRIDAY via Waterstones with the code FEB26!!! www.waterstones.com/book/the-wor...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'VE HAD TO KEEP THIS QUIET FOR SO LONG BUT NOW THE CAT CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THE BAG I wrote another book!! and it's coming out this November! it's a little like a birdwatching guide, except it's a word watching guide! i poured my heart into it!! you can even pre-order it now!! link in biooo ahhh
A promotional image for the upcoming book The Wordspotter's Guide, which has a cream coloured cover with a pair of binoculars on it
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
he’s a bit ragged bc he’s 26 years old (the same age as me)
a plushie of kipper the dog next to a laptop playing kipper the tv show
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We did Snoopy, we did Gromit, which cartoon dog do we raise from the ranks next? I propose this diva
kipper the cartoon dog, who has orange fur, brown ears, and kind eyes
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
a medieval illustration of two hares killing and skinning a man
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
classic scumbags at the beebs not giving the whole story toby carvery are massive spurs stakeholders spurs wanted the land theyre all in on it www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
A beautiful and healthy 400 year old oak tree near my house was mysteriously assessed as “dying” and cut down after surveyors said it was thriving probably a coincidence that the landowner wants to let a local football club pave over the site but couldn’t bc of the tree
a huge and healthy ancient oak in some woodlandthe same ancient oak, chopped to pieces
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
hold up
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
new article (paywalled this time, any support appreciated!) open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Reading the travel diaries of Bertrandon de Broquiere (1400-1459 AD), one of the first white boys to say Inshallah
image text: The Turks bear well fatigue and a hard life: they are not incommoded, as I have witnessed, during the whole journey, by sleeping on the ground like animals. They are of a gay, cheerful humour, and willingly sing songs of the heroic deeds of their ancestors.

Any one, therefore, who wishes to live with them must not be grave or melancholy, but always have a smiling countenance. They are also men of probity, and charitable toward éach other. I have often observed, that should a poor person pass by when they are eating, they would invite him to partake of their meal, which is a thing we never do.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
what if we kissed while singing little tunes from the 15th century heart shaped book of french love songs ?
A heart shaped medieval manuscript open flat to show a page of musical score opposite a page illuminated with a colourful drawing of a richly dressed woman and an angel holding a sword and floating atop a wheel.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
going through the archives for some real old school deep cuts. dredged up this guy. love his cut-glass tumbler
a medieval drawing of a creature like a squirrel with a mohawk drinking wine from a glass amidst a floral manuscript border.
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