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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

just read about a medieval guy amassing an army of ‘50 thousand clowns’ by ‘beguiling them with his juggling’ and got so excited before i realised clown used to mean ‘farm worker’ and juggling used to mean ‘general trickery’

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

also this is a sneek peak for my book!!!! this chart and many others like it are in my exciting beautiful book which you can preorder now!!! :)) linktr.ee/weirdmedieva...

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

this was like seven hours of work in gimp pls dont let it flop or i’ll become the gimp…..

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

did you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures

a hand drawn diagram of a tree showing the many words that come from the root word of ‘tree’

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Aran @aran.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Dropping in on the Discourse to reiterate that British food is a) not bad and b) the way Americans specifically talk about it is completely deranged. Yes Brits eat more processed food than anywhere else in Western Europe and that is Not Good but it’s also doubly true of America!

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

fossil hunting is a cool hobby because it will take you to some truly beautiful spots but also to some places where a wise man wouldn’t go with a gun

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

nah it’s cool the pharmacy is run by two identical looking young dudes who always look like theyre having a blast and it’s so delightful compared to my last one

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

switched pharmacies and went into the new one for the first time to check if they had my meds. the guy looked in the back and said “yeah, we’ve got them….catch!” and pretended to baseball pitch them directly at my noggin

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

for quite a while the idea of looking at it was so upsetting but im glad i did now :)

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

reading my own book back to myself pre-pub and realising that i might have seriously cooked here which is so special and lovely

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

it’s crazy that shakira cribbed that world cup song from a 1986 song about serving in the corrupt cameroonian military youtu.be/expCgeQXqzA?...

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Zamina (Waka Waka, time for Africa) Original Version HD

YouTube video by Young Hanzy

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

when i was younger i thought my mom was the most beautiful woman in the world. now that i’m older i bloody know she is!!!!!!!!!

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

i think its fine yeah they arent really rare nor valuable nor in demand

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

they don’t want you to know this but the 10 million year old fossilised shark teeth at the beach are free, you can just go take them

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I saw satan fall like lightning from heaven 🤣

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

A pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely.

a medieval drawing of an ornate goblet with a bird ornament on top and pipes within

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

was thinking about this bc someone came in today with a mannequin pussy shirt and i thought “you know, i’m not gonna bother”

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

one time at work i noticed this guy and i were wearing shirts from the same band and i wanted to point it out but my brain short circuited and so i just said ‘hey!’ and gestured directly at my tits

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