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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 23h
I dislike being earnest, but the only answer I know of to the onslaught of dystopian and apocalyptic news is love. Foster a dog, plant some flowers, call up a friend you haven’t talked to in too long, try to be kind. This isn’t easy, it’s difficult—that’s the message of every religion I’m aware of.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 9h
Sox winning it all.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 10h
AI's pitch is that you never have to use your brain again, never encounter conflict, and your ignorance is never exposed. It's partly why executives love it so much.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just a reminder control of the Senate lies in both parties spending millions to get these people on their side.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the only type of rape that right wingers acknowledge and they'll still be silent on it.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I think it's cool that you and your LLM supposedly got this to work. It has no place in my world." is now my favorite AI bro brush-off.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mockup wikipedia battle graphic - Battle of Fairford
w/dates, location Whelford just outside RAF Fairford
Result: Total rout of US forces

Belligerents infobox
One side: US Air Force, RAF, NATO
other side: 5 lads looking for red diesel
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Augustinian Pope: I have researched how AI works and here are my concerns and suggestions through my philosophical lenses. AI stans: whoa i think i just slot machine'd god
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tough sledding when the four response groups are - Republicans who hate Piker but are voting for you anyway - Centrists who don't know what you're talking about - Angry liberals who are voting Democrat anyway - Leftists who like Piker but don't vote
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He was saying this about *2016* too, in case you were wondering how much election denialism is baked into his psyche.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Always worth mentioning that Pete Hegseth hid an 88 in one of his tattoos.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/03/2026
I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...
user abbiistabbii: 
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oompa loompa doompety doo i’ve got a perfect puzzle for you oompa loompa doompety dee we have such sights for you to see oompa loompa doompety dun solve the lament configuration
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but I keep hearing AI is only going to get better
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Forget it, Jake, it’s Megachinaopolis.”
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there's a list, Always Sunny is getting disrespected on it.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Those 4,000 Chicagoans weren't veterans so she doesn't give a shit.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shouldn’t they speak Italian?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah I’m dating myself, but only because my dates rule.
Inu-Yasha is the worst show ever.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
christ what now
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can already hear the keyboards at The Atlantic working on some fresh pseudoscientific takes.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*reads article* Normal people: lol everyone says this dingus gotta go Very Bluesky Posters: people support kamala 😡
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
omg they invented god and there’s a 10% chance it kills us all
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no, please don’t shut off your own ego supply by getting rid of some of those country’s least necessary journalists.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope this is an op and anyone that can identify 15 Bluesky influencers gets banned.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forrest above Sherman is lunacy. If you want to know what a war run by Forrestian strategy looks like, check out how Pete Hegseth’s doing. That said, methodology notwithstanding, the assessment of Lee is accurate. He really was just that bad.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This dude so clearly and vocally hates everything other than his own rhetoric that he might actually pull in the Bluesky leftist bloc.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is part of Stephen Miller’s backstory.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One reason Mamdani looks so competent is that he’s normal around kids, unlike every Republican.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can’t believe the guy that loaned out the team plane for ICE deportations would do this.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Govt needs an AI safety plan.” Just ban that shit. Make it like Prohibition. Bootlegging GPUs. ICE agents making bathtub CSAM. Rival gangs of Rationalists going to war but can’t lift their machine guns to chest level. Fucking hilarious.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What I always love about Jets-Titans is that someone’s going to be ashamed they lost.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reminds me of when racists terror squads were attacking immigrants in NI and Vance said that the goons just want Ireland to be Irish. Ooh, ah, indeed.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#NeverForget
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna spend Woke 2 storming every Nothing Bundt Cakes store and forcing them to change their name to ACAB. All Cakes Are Bundt
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're all making your little jokes but it's actually a deeply meaningful part of Republican culture for the President to be asleep on the job on 9/11.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was in college outside NYC on 9/11 and the amount of people I'm seeing now saying, "oh, I was in grammar school on 9/11" is my 9/11.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A candidate with such great responses would never take an absolute L by taking a transphobic answer to a bad faith question about it! *puts hand to earpiece* Hold on I’m getting something…
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Media: “Outrageous. Someone get every Democrat on the phone and ask them why Hasan Piker would say this.”
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When your illegal occupation is going well.
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mr. President I am a big strong man from Central Casting and I come to you, with tears in my eyes, begging you to try all of these garage drugs so you may live forever.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I really do earnestly believe Voldemort will kill us all by the end of Book 7, but you should keep giving me money to write the books anyway!" - JK Rowling
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The Gallinari Configuration @weigard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Using this photo of Trump is certainly a choice. It's an Always Sunny episode where things are going on in the normal world and then someone turns around and it's a new incarnation of Cricket.
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