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Nick Wester, PI

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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 1h
Digger was beyond bonkers but fuck it, I liked it.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 1h
@flophousepodcast.com I just got out of Digger and can't wait for its inevitable appearance on the podcast. I liked it a lot, but it will for sure be a financial flop.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 23h
Look, I want Tallarico to win and I think he might, but we have got to start tempering our expectations here. Texans hate Ted Cruz, he won in a landslide. There's a very, very good chance Paxton still mops the floor with Tallarico because Texas is real good at voter suppression.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a Survivor tribe that's infested with improvisors... Oh no.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trans rights are human rights and the last person I want lecturing me about kids is Matt Gaetz, whose expertise in children comes from dubious means.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just going to start calling folks Chief.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's cool as hell they're letting Penta do promos in Spanish. Probably helps they're in San Antonio, but I hope they continue it. I barely speak Spanish but I get what he's saying from context. Anyway, that's my one wrestle tweet for the week. Check back this time NEXT WEEK.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is saying things are a psy-op a psy-op? Or is it praxis?
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That Game Day commercial that says a California couple is coming so prepare 49ers and Chargers muffins is startlingly accurate because fuck the Rams. No one cares about the Rams. The Rams don't care about the Rams.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Canada send Angine de Poitrine to Eurovision cowards
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stitch it on a pillow, screen-print it on a t-shirt, spray paint it on the front of your own house. THIS is the message.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not to brag but, uh, SOMEONE now gets two (2!!) bottles of water when he checks in 👀
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Found a brewery in Albuquerque and there's a man giving a presentation to about 80 people about lightning. I never want to leave.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I refuse to learn who the Earles are.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been in New Mexico for three hours and can confidently say that they have not yet met the product they won't put chili peppers in. I guarantee you can find green and red chili toothpaste in their CVS. I will either die here or finally develop an immunity to spice.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Solvang is like if Los Gatos had one ounce of class.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So all this time I thought the Purge movies were magawank and avoided them. I was very wrong and they're much better than they have any right to be.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh wow. How did I only now learn they made a Man With the Iron Fists 2? That firsr one ruled so hard.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@jessethorn.bsky.social Listening to this JJGO and you mention going to the Glendale Warhammer store. You ever make it out to the store in Monrovia? It's one of only two Warhammer Cafes in the US, has a lot more stuff to look at than the regular stores.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I haven't watched football in over a decade but I still enjoy these silly comics. Support artists.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a society we really peaked with that lime in the coconut song.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't even know what Bombardier is but I have to buy ten of it now that I'm being told not to because this is the dumb world we live in.
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@jonronson.bsky.social Out of curiosity, has anyone given you guff over citing Critical Drinker for help with the advertizing aspect of Doofus Man? It was deeply funny to me seeing his name shortly before a chapter about stokers of online culture wars for fun/profit! 😂 Fantastic book, almost done.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
History is on about a 100 year cycle with 50 years of progress and 50 years of regression. The Civil Rights and Voting Rights acts were about 100 years after Emancipation for a reason. And about 50 years after those acts we started to regress. The goal now is to limit the regression, quarantine it.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wow. What a shitty opening to RAW. You don't have to pre-empt a great women's match so Jacob Fatu, of all people, can ramble incoherently for a couple minutes. I allow myself one wrestle tweet a week and three minutes in I'm already using it. Boo on you.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
HahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshhahahahahhahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahHahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahjahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha fucking lol
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All malls should have an Orange Julius.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How hard is it to just not say Candlejack? ....Oh damn.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Local news for any San Joseans. San Pedro Social lost the permit request listed below. It took over a year to get the hearing because they kept getting busted for being open until 2:00am during the permitting process, lol! Fricking idiots with a victim complex...
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Strange New Worlds S4E6
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@julianburrell.bsky.social I think I found the secret origins of E Pluribus Motto.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP DOLLEY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN GAZING INTO DA FUTURE THINKING ABOUT "WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN" FOR ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE - "THE WRONG PEOPLE KEEP DYING, CAUSE THERE BUILDING A GANG IN DA AFTER LIFE FOR WHEN THE RIGHT PEOPLE SHOW UP - U KNOW WHO, I RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE " - NO AFTER LIFE FOR ME IM GONNA BE STUCK IN SAMSARA FOR A WHILE "CANT STOP PARTAKING IN DA SUFFERING" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can keep putting The Vision on my screen but you can't make me care about them. This is my one wrestle tweet of the week.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Congressional Reconstruction was too soft. We're bringing back 40 acres and a mule in 2027!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck yeah. Launch actual missiles at the abstract concept of the bond market. I love this take.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thine mother didst sit upon him!
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I swear to God. White people can say every word in the English language except maybe 5 or 6 without getting in any trouble at all. Stop going to war to say the last five.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Did they build this out of discarded CyberTrucks
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 18/08/2026
Intern Designer: could we maybe have a single rounded edge somewhere Lead designer: NO
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Big credit to Stephanie Vaquer, her English has improved a ton while she was recovering. "Wrestling Is My First Language" is a great line, too, turns the minor weakness into a strength. This has been my one (1) wrestle tweet of the week, though I reserve the right to a second if Danhausen shows up.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Man I love Disco Elysium, but I swear half its fans are the stupidest motherfuckers in the world.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Patty sausage is so much better than link sausage and it's not even funny
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This Round Table lunch buffet thinks it can get me to leave by having bad wifi. They don't know who they're dealing with, I downloaded Shaolin Soccer off Limewire with a 14.4k modem! Was born with slow wifi, I wasn't born with free pizza. I'll take you DOWN.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I put my pronouns on things without my photo because Nick can be short for Nicole or Nicholas. I put my pronouns on things with my picture because for all you know I'm the one in the Grimace costume.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hell yeah put Carl in everything.
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in flip flops, camouflage shorts, and combat gear inserted into the Warhammer 40,000 Imperial Guard art where Creed and Kell are leading a charge by the Cadian 8th.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Grant's vampire erotica is just one part of him. He's also written several scholarly treatises on the history of ceramics. Dude is all-pro levels of awesome!
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't like mustard but I'm eating things with mustard right now to learn to like it. I am being very brave and very powerful right now.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The linguistic hill I'll die on is that "hella" needs to break out of the Bay Area and go national. If you're American outside of California give it a whirl as an intensifier, I think you'll hella like it.
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