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Nick Wester, PI

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 2h
I bet Liberty Biberty would be insanely satisfying to punt
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 6h
It could drop by $2 and I'd still vote against anyone supporting that dipshit. Make a full tank cheaper than a Costco hot dog I don't care. He and his can eat a bee.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 6h
Six years ago I was bonked on the head by a big coconut so I am very excited for Johnny Depp is Ebenezer because for six years since being bonked by a bit coconut I have found myself wondering--why Scrooge so mean? What make Scrooge mean? Could it be unresolved parental trauma? I need to know.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 6h
That's weird. Real cops have public identities and their lives aren't at risk. What a weird thing for this government to say. It's odd, isn't it?
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 9h
Good news, the punk on Muni canonically survived! When Voyager returned to 1999 LA he somehow managed to run into yet another Vulcan on public transit and learn his lesson!
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't believe Amelia gave Mitch a real sword, and yet I can also totally believe it.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*Bane Voice* You have merely adopted an all-consuming depression and despair, I was BORN to it!
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nope. But it'll raise the price for off-road farm and construction vehicles so they're going to be even MORE unprofitable!
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 07/10/2026
The elephant on the field www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-el...
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only ever play my office's fantasy league--HR pays for draft catering (just, like, Panda Express but it's free so hell yeah) and no one sets their lineup past week 3 so the prize at the end is basically guaranteed.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a 45 minute meeting where I ripped into my boss for about 35 of those minutes. Feels good, man.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw a trailer for it while watching one of the DVDs I got at Rasputin and just seeing the trailer got me riled up all over again.... I can't believe the audacity of seeding a sequel after the credits.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@tightsfights.bsky.social So how little do the men's tag titles matter that The Vision had its first tag match in months, lost, and no one remembered they had belts?
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait. So. The Vision hasn't defended the tag titles in months and the one time they have a tag match it's a non-title match? What are we even doing? You can never convince me to care about The Vision but those belts are just dead right now. Thus ends my one wrestle tweet for the week.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did he understand the nuances of the batter becoming a runner on a dropped third strike only?
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tommy Lee Jones, except his name isn't that unusual.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or, actually? Now that I think of it? Maybe 10 years too early.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm interested to see Jeremy Strong's performance, but not *so* interested that I'll see it opening night like I did Social Network. Just sort of feels like this movie is 5 years too late.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Baseball stadiums being weird little guys is one of my favorite sports things! "It would have been a homer in Denver" okay but we're playing in Detroit and out here you have to watch for the Little Caesar's mascot who roams the space between second and third obstructing runners!
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bay Area politics are crazy because everyone has really strong feelings about them but almost no one actually pays any attention to them. City Hall is the big evil building but very few can name their councilmember.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Liberty Bibberty, those Charmin bears, and the LiMu Emu were all created by the same person: Satan.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, not to mention how many "response" novels that were written. They all had dumb names like VALLEY OF OPPORTUNITY or whatnot. Besides, he was woke for his day.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger was beyond bonkers but fuck it, I liked it.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@flophousepodcast.com I just got out of Digger and can't wait for its inevitable appearance on the podcast. I liked it a lot, but it will for sure be a financial flop.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't have kids so I wasn't interested in cordless blinds until a few years ago when my blinds broke. Landlord replaced them with cordless. Let me tell you what--cordless blinds are just 10,000% better than corded and I later "broke" the other pair of blinds just to get new cordless ones!
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look, I want Tallarico to win and I think he might, but we have got to start tempering our expectations here. Texans hate Ted Cruz, he won in a landslide. There's a very, very good chance Paxton still mops the floor with Tallarico because Texas is real good at voter suppression.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like it would be smarter and easier to simply not buy something you can't afford, especially if you can't afford it by FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a Survivor tribe that's infested with improvisors... Oh no.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give him some time, he'll find his groove and they'll be smart talks in, oh, maybe 10,000 hours.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gaining faster than Riley Gaines.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy seeing you with hair and without a beard.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anyone can do it I think he can. He went far beyond one Poe poem for Fall of the House of Usher and did a great job synthesizing a big body of work into one coherent story. I'll be interested to see if he pulls this off--I think it would be his first non-miniseries?
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top three movies about a direction: 1) Up. 2) North. 3) Sideways.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Browns being above .500 feels like a sign we've slipped into a mirror dimension.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Usually when I see a clip like this I think "Well this is going to selectively edit things... 🙄" But trust Peter Thiel to actually say it out loud for real...
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been rewatching Show Me A Hero to get an idea of why housing the Bay Area is so fucked up. Even 40 years after those events we still grt this nonsense...
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Collicio, or however you spell it. He's the one that put the knife in Hamsterdam, with the bad haircut. He eventually gets reported by Carver. That dude has ICE all over him.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know he did interpretations of movie posters for Spontaneanation episodes, did he also do the seasonal art?
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trans rights are human rights and the last person I want lecturing me about kids is Matt Gaetz, whose expertise in children comes from dubious means.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminds me of the episode of Pete and Pete where Little Pete befriends the underwear quality inspector and the inspector teaches Pete and friends about efficiency. Instead of playing kick the can, the kids are sitting on the grass with calculators simulating their game.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just going to start calling folks Chief.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah! So you DID get to In-n-Out in time! See? Mitch was right all along.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright wait breaking my rule to do one more because Oba Femi doing a Fastball Special with Je'von Evans was rad as hell. More using people as weapons thank you.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's cool as hell they're letting Penta do promos in Spanish. Probably helps they're in San Antonio, but I hope they continue it. I barely speak Spanish but I get what he's saying from context. Anyway, that's my one wrestle tweet for the week. Check back this time NEXT WEEK.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Season one is good. Just stop there.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is saying things are a psy-op a psy-op? Or is it praxis?
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But just think of the value this creates for shareholders!!!!! I am a very dumb person and my favorite flavor of crayon is beige.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That Game Day commercial that says a California couple is coming so prepare 49ers and Chargers muffins is startlingly accurate because fuck the Rams. No one cares about the Rams. The Rams don't care about the Rams.
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Nick Wester, PI @wehavesnacks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like there's also an aspect where people think if you're creative, creating MUST be your career. Wallace Stevens was an insurance agent who also wrote beautiful poetry. You can write books and also work 40 hours a week, you don't have to quit paychecks and health insurance and Be A Writer.
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