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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp

@weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet
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Semvnol They #LandBack Marine ecology, rescue, and rehabilitation USCG Master Captain 100GRT Endorsements: Sailing, Towing Birds, Boats, Travel MDNI

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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 08/09/2025
heck yeah
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
if you were an ape you would be a buttboon lol
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
gofundme.com
Donate to Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery, organized by Melissa O'Shea
In just three weeks, our lives changed dramatically. My husband Timothy, who thou… Melissa O'Shea needs your support for Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 01/09/2025
Eggs has an expensive ($6k) surgery coming up. If you're able, the "bills" list, food items, or says "crowfunding" on my wishlist all go to cash right now. it all goes to him. he really needs to get this oral mass handled. Anything at all helps. Thank you 🖤 Link: throne.com/mayawest
a sweet faced orange and cream tabby cat, face peeking out from under a blue knitted blanket, happy and eyes filled with love 

#catsky
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
Please look up into my asshole
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
Yes, it was.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 04/06/2025
she has a smile so pretty i brag to my ex about it
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
kinda spiraling again so ig im gonna go to sleep
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
my Robin Williams in The Birdcage impression
a person in a white tank top and salmon pink shorts with gold chain necklace and bracelet
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
no please i gotta get my shit together so badly
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
🫶🏾🫶🏾❤️
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
gofundme.com
Donate to Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery, organized by Melissa O'Shea
In just three weeks, our lives changed dramatically. My husband Timothy, who thou… Melissa O'Shea needs your support for Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
perhaps if you pointed out where exactly your comprehension failed we could offer more precise assistance.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
i mean its been pretty clear that youve been one from the start.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
it was actually pretty simple to follow if youre not a disingenuous dipshit
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
just got hit with the 10pm lonelies
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
Congratulations!!
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
this does nothing
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
actually the vibe is "this isnt good enough" the responses of the mayor of chicago and governor of illinois are not receiving tjis treatment because they responded with appropriate gravitas to the actual issue with what trump said. i hth clear up your obv confusion on this relatively simple concept
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
k.mikolajczak.photography photo of a humanoid dressed in furs and rags with outstretched arms claw shaped fingers and a deer skull with antlers
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
this didnt work last time, either.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
yeah actually
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
Or more recently en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haditha...
en.m.wikipedia.org
Haditha massacre - Wikipedia
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
Oh, my sweet summer child.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
This is a fantastic bit btw
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
Me* was grammatically correct in that sentence. Please learn to write correctly before correcting the writing of others.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
7 things every child needs to hear: 1. I love you. 2. I am proud of you. 3. I am sorry. 4. I forgive you. 5. I am listening. 6. Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile. 7. You have what it takes.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
yeah, that she is taking issue with minutiae
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
no, it doesn't.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
i got a long firm girth certif- [is executed on stage]
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
Sure, sure, too bad we cant all be smart, funny, or interesting tho
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
she didnt speak on or about it, moron, she said "take the fake hat off the cartoon drawing!" in response to the President of the United States saying "Chicago about to find out why its called the department of WAR"
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
no :( i got captain after that :((
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
what, was it only her left that got blown off
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
im literally a former cavalry scout, and im telling you the AI cav hat is the least important part of the post.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
nah, "I wish blase bitches could read" is my position
Blasé Boylan

@blazesboylan.bsky.social

Joined Nov '24

Diving Bell Accident

"I don't like people who got captured." Does that sum up your position?

September 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM

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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
looks like I handled your lame ass pretty well bitch
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
if this is how she fights i see why she lost the fight in iraq
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
i dont give a shit what you doubt, bitch
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
The best thing about having a silly display name is these kinda guys
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
You're replying to me, buddy, nobody made you approach me, a combat veteran, about valor that you don't have.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
boo hoo hoo i got blown up in Afghanistan, scrub
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
i made her laugh
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
prescriptivism is colonial violence
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
but the VALOR, Cait!
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
his pride lmao
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
ma'am that is a cartoon
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
tell em, gov
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
$100 says he makes em all clap whenever he walks out, just like at Mar a Lago
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