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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp

@weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet
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Semvnol They #LandBack Marine ecology, rescue, and rehabilitation USCG Master Captain 100GRT Endorsements: Sailing, Towing Birds, Boats, Travel MDNI

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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
my Robin Williams in The Birdcage impression
a person in a white tank top and salmon pink shorts with gold chain necklace and bracelet
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
k.mikolajczak.photography photo of a humanoid dressed in furs and rags with outstretched arms claw shaped fingers and a deer skull with antlers
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
nah, "I wish blase bitches could read" is my position
Blasé Boylan

@blazesboylan.bsky.social

Joined Nov '24

Diving Bell Accident

"I don't like people who got captured." Does that sum up your position?

September 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM

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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
lmaoooo wtf im literally kicking my feeties rn
mr burns on his stomach on a rug twirling the phone cord and kicking his feeties
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/09/2025
"wow lookit"
Mauna Loa eruption event 32
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2025
Dont approach my woman if you don't want this smoke
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 02/09/2025
Reposting this cause I self doxxed but This is my favorite thing my wife has made that is not for me.
A rainbow shawl crocheted with several different patterns and a pastel rainbow SpectrumThe same shawl with the center drawn up so that the colors reflected are darker because there is white thread woven in
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 02/09/2025
q
snapchat image of several pistols in holsters inside a safe
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 31/08/2025
[her] *idly crocheting while paying attention to Are You The One on tv* [the crochets]
close up of a gret corner of the bag showing detailed view of crochets so nearly identical they look unreal
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 31/08/2025
check out the accuracy of these crochets and seamless color changes. i married a machine i stg
a crocheted tote bag, dark grey on the bottom (so it can be set on dirty surfaces) with a pearlescent stripe and a seamless color change to sky blue
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 24/08/2025
toasted
a shore power cord with a burnt point of contacta shore power inlet with a burnt contact
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 23/08/2025
there are several different kinds even
an illustration of usa patriotic themed boxer briefs with a separate pouch for testicles
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 23/08/2025
finished it tho
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 23/08/2025
and by the time i had gotten everything all open IT STARTED TO RAIN
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 23/08/2025
i dont understand why everything in Man World always has to be so difficult. i needed a new 8mm socket and the hardware store only had ones for smaller ratchets so i bought a little kit. it had clamshell packaging so i bought a cheap razor knife. couldn't open the razor knifE WITHOUT A SCREWDRIVER
a disassembled razor knife sits in the open cover of a red craftsman mini ratchet kit. there is one razor in the kit, and the 8mm socket is missing from its holder. the tools are covered in rain because by the time i got everything open it had of course started to rain
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 23/08/2025
what the absolute fuck was i writing
notepad note. text is a parody of The Band Perry's song If I Die Young

reads:

if i die young cover me in flour 
lay me down on a pepperoni
sink me in a robust red sauce
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 22/08/2025
Candy Bar (1) Energy Drink (1) Total: $7.22 Economy doing great
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 22/08/2025
stepped outside and saw a SpaceX Falcon 9 launch
a long orange streak of flameanother streak of flame
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 20/08/2025
never deleting this app
post 1

Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com

1h

Cruise Accident (Bermuda Triangle)

Bluesky is good if you can't afford therapy, but also don't want to get well either.

post 2, a quote post

brit

@britculpsapp.bsky.social

1h

Cruise Accident (Drowned [Mini-bar])

i'm more intrigued by what grimace's dick would feel like

quoted post:

Sick of it ALL

@masterful-d... 1h

Who's up worried about what Grimace's dick looks like?
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 20/08/2025
Stop it, you all sound stupid
Our enemies want us dead @somuchderp.bsky.social

Spoken Word (Said 'Bloody Mary' three times in front of mirror)

Oh my God, are we getting Bruenig Derangement Syndrome on Bluesky now? Seriously, the Bruenig haters are some of the dumbest, most lunatic voices on the Internet.

August 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 19/08/2025
RIB stands for Rigid Inflatable Boat and is a boat with a hard hull (usually fiberglass or aluminum- mine is fiberglass) and big inflatable tubes on the side. They look like this I have to cut mine to install a repair today and its making me nervous.
AB 14' RIB a 14' fiberglass hulled boat with a starboard side center console with controls, a bench seat, a bow seat, and an outboard motor on the bacm
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 17/08/2025
hth
mrld-ii.bsky.social

@mrld-ii.bsky.social

Follow

Toilet (Stuck while flushing)

I'm stuck on trying to figure out why anybody's whining about how they won't vote for someone who hasn't even announced they're running.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 16/08/2025
living with a ✨️textile artist✨️
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 16/08/2025
bookends #cats #kitten
two chairs, each with a kitten sleeping facing opposite directions
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 15/08/2025
A big part of working on the water is regularly seeing cool shit like this
A schooner sales out of thick fog with a city skyline obscured in the background there's a seagull flying in the foreground and a smaller boat in the background there is an American flag flying from the mainsail gaff of the schooner. The scene looks almost monochrome but has not been adjusted
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 15/08/2025
this is a pretty great egret
a large white great egret standing on a pilinganother angle of the egret
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 14/08/2025
they wont tell you this but there actually arent any rules you can jist do whatever
a box fab secured tonan overhead handrail  by a bungee cord
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 11/08/2025
did a real quick and dirty edit at 430
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 11/08/2025
i had two originals, one that started vaguely here and ended exiting the swing, and one that entered the swing and jumped here, with no further cuts
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 10/08/2025
found a guy in traffic today
graffiti on a van door of an anthropomorphic dill pickle with arms raised captioned "dill with it"
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 10/08/2025
Images from ‘GOOD BOY’ Described as a horror movie shot from the perspective of a dog who sees its owner haunted by supernatural entities Rated 95% on Rotten Tomatoes
a medium sized golden brown dog with white stripe forehead looks at the camera, looks down stairs in silhouette, and is in front of a tv
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 10/08/2025
I couldn't sleep so:
movie poster for Moulin Rouge! (2001)
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 09/08/2025
found @fairygodmegan.bsky.social's car
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 09/08/2025
i made a thing do you like it? #fpv #drone #film
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 09/08/2025
when I'm feeling a bit sick I just need her to give me that old fashioned
throat comfort
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 09/08/2025
Robbing the San Fernando Valley to replace the things stolen from my home in Encino
quote:

To: FlingWingFlyer

Its like NewSCUM claiming crime is down meanwhile every house in Encino and the entire San Fernando Valley are being burglarized every damn second of every damn day

36 posted on 08/05/2025 5:40:56 PM PDT

by Sarah Barracuda

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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 08/08/2025
these two posts were unrelated but seeing them aligned like this broke something in me
top post:

Happy to see my tiny town is still offering free breakfast and lunch this year at the public schools.

bottom post by CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social.

drone shot of everglades concentration camp with road sign that reads
Alligator Alcatraz
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 08/08/2025
"Youre all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home." - Han Solo
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 08/08/2025
The cliffs of Dover and Dover Castle from the deck of the tall ship El Galeón Andalucía
The view forward from the deck of a square rigged wooden sailing ship, planks and banisters and rigging and sails are visible in the foreground amidst a tangle of lines. In the background, across the water, the white cliffs of Dover are visible Dover Castle high on a white cliff as seen off of the starboard side of El Galeón Andalucía
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 08/08/2025
You push through into thick tropical rainforest. The air grows heavy and rain falls in bursts, leaving a thick heavy fog in the air between shower. the path widens and splits, uphill and downhill. Which path do you take? Up, Down, Go Back
A winding gravel path lined with stones makes it's way uphill through lush tropical jungle. Heavy fog obscures the sky and is settling among the trees in the distance.Green jungle plants in muted tones because the fog has rolled in heavier and is blocking out light. The pathway is winding down and the placeDense heavy fog has completely obscured the middle and background of the image, and misty tendrils are winding their way through the canopy
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/08/2025
Today in LA, ICE agents - with blessing from their command - violated a court order and used a penske truck to raid a Home Depot. Randolph P. Ryerson SVP Comms Phone: 610-775-6408 Email: randolph.ryerson@penske.com Alen Beljin Senior Manager, PR Phone: 610-775-6364 Email: alen.beljin@penske.com
masked armed agents in the bacl or a Penske moving truckCommander Op At Large CA Gregory twitter post of vodeo from inside the penske truck captioned "operation trojan horse"
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/08/2025
You enter the tower. It is dark, dank and every stone surface is coated in slime. You climb a spiral staircase dully illuminated by rough cut window slits. At a landing you look down and the walls seem to eat the light. You reach the top as the mountain vanishes. Wind howls. Go To The Edge? Go Back?
A dark and claustrophobic stone staircase cut against rough stone walls. There is mold and slime covering everything and small green plants grow from cracks. A dull light filters from above. Looking down a stone tower, a smoothly curved interior wall can be seen. At the bottom, the open doorway allows light to spill into the tower, but the light fails to reach the foot of the staircase, visible as darkness at the bottom of the frame A crenelated parapet, with stone cut battlements rising into the fog. The mountain is completely invisible in the distance, the faintest of outline the only hint that exists. A soft splash of green jungle canopy can be seen through a section of the battlements.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/08/2025
The fog is driven away and all is calm and bright. You are greeted with gorgeous vistas. Looking down the valley you can follow the slopes of the mountain as it makes it's way to the blue sea, a city beside the ocean is visible. Behind you, the jungle comes alive. You feel warm and welcome to stay.
The fog is driven away and all is calm and bright. You are greeted with gorgeous vistas. Looking down the valley you can follow the slopes of the mountain as it makes it's way to the blue sea, a city beside the ocean is visible. Behind you, the jungle comes alive. You feel warm and welcome to stay.The sky has been blown clear and the jungle is bright and vibrant green around you.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/08/2025
You approach the edge. The fog mist swirls as the howling wind whips around the surface of the tower. The canopy below shakes and trembles as the wind picks up even more. The jungle thrashes like a beast possessed until, suddenly, it breaks. 1/2
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/08/2025
ok, bluesky, help me choose a new profile pic.
black and white close-up photograph of a masc person with a contemplative expression. Has a full beard and mustache and is wearing a cap that casts a shadow over part of face. Head is slightly tilted, and rests face on hand, fingers curled near lipsa person walks confidently along a wooden pier under a bright blue sky. They are dressed in a blue patterned open shirt, loose striped shorts, and gray athletic shoes. A beige crochet bucket hat, and they wear several necklaces. sailboats and nautical equipment in the background.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/08/2025
four panel comic featuring a pink blob in a box. the blob leaves the box and is immediately punched. the blob returns to the box, this time with thicker walls, and says "never again"
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/08/2025
You enter the tower. It is dark, dank and every stone surface is coated in slime. You climb a spiral staircase dully illuminated by rough cut window slits. At a landing you look down and the walls seem to eat the light. You reach the top as the mountain vanishes. Wind howls. Go To The Edge? Go Back?
A dark and claustrophobic stone staircase cut against rough stone walls. There is mold and slime covering everything and small green plants grow from cracks. A dull light filters from above. Looking down a stone tower, a smoothly curved interior wall can be seen. At the bottom, the open doorway allows light to spill into the tower, but the light fails to reach the foot of the staircase, visible as darkness at the bottom of the frame A crenelated parapet, with stone cut battlements rising into the fog. The mountain is completely invisible in the distance, the faintest of outline the only hint that exists. A soft splash of green jungle canopy can be seen through a section of the battlements.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/08/2025
It was this book!
A red book, titled The F*ggots & Their Friends Between Revolutiona by Larry Mitchell, illustrated by Ned Asta. There's an impish style art scene at the top of the cover
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/08/2025
having internet friends is great lol
a package addressed to Capt WL Bonerchamp
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/08/2025
Signs of civilization being reclaimed by the jungle pop out of the fog along the path. The jungle erasing the long abandoned traces of man's touch out in the wilds. As the path widens, you find an ominous tower. The crown disappears in the fog. A door has fallen away leaving it open. Go In? Go Back?
A stone lined gravel path winds uphill through foggy rainforest. There is a green plant covered with bright pink and purple flowers. In the background, beside the path, the remains of a building can be seen. All wood parts have rotted away, leaving empty stone outlines and suggestions of a former purpose. A slug crawls peacefully on the underside of a palm in the rainforest. The slugs body is mostly transparent, but a solid core can be seen. Looming out of the foggy background, a crumbling stone building can be seen. 🌿A red and orange stone tower rises suddenly out of the jungle. Surrounded by brightly colored jungle greens, the stone edifice juts into the fog, it's top disappearing into the dense clouds. The doorway is gaping open, and the dark interior beckons.
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