Reposted by Fast-casual Protein Enjoyer-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 10/09/2026stacy is older than her mom was when the song came out stacy has two kids and is on her second divorce stacy's mom died during covid 1326338
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein Enjoyerweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 65114812260
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better' 223678717
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like Val Kilmer playing Donald Rumsfeld 939823
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like a real estate developer who's going to bulldoze the rec center 31324
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like he hosts a game show called EVICTION! 21244
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like he's not just the president of the Teeth Club for Men, he's their number one client 41493
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like his business cards have an eggshell coloring, raised letters, a tasteful watermark and an occupation of "obergruppenführer" 51304
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My man looks like his grandfather somehow made a windfall from the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire 719310
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like he wears monogrammed pajamas 21183
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like a Wehrmacht general musing about "acceptable losses" 4974
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like he's just slapped two black leather gloves into his other palm 31404
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like the conductor on a segregated railroad 21247
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like Ask Jeeves achieved sentience 92485
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like Patrick Bateman, Sr. 21242
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like a daguerreotype of a riverboat gambler 11101
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein Enjoyerthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again. 664479772
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/07/2026this is about soccer 41983
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/07/2026[pounding on the table] HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK! HAT TRICK! 101047140
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026just finished my design for a shrimp powered air conditioner. now to take a sip of coffee and check out bluesky 733508327
Fast-casual Protein Enjoyer @we-deserve-better.bsky.social · 16/06/2026All this and she never actually made Cheetos. 010
Fast-casual Protein Enjoyer @we-deserve-better.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Wandering into a Sports Posting Evening without context can be terrifying. 020
Fast-casual Protein Enjoyer @we-deserve-better.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Look at this pretty dinosaur. 030
Fast-casual Protein Enjoyer @we-deserve-better.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Kinda sucks how socialism and social justice perennially catch strays from justified hatred of the California boomer hellstate. 010
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerAnni Jyn @annijyn.com · 19/05/2026i’m trying to experience joy ! fuck off !!! 0475
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/05/2026why do all the apps now have to act like the creepy guy who interrupts you at the library to ask you what you’re reading, who wants this 361391182
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 06/05/2026Anthropic partnering with Elon should be a reminder that the real end goal should be powerful open models you can run on your own hardware China is making great progress there 1437548
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 03/04/2026if you have a problem with a trans woman using the term "spiritually cisgender" you will not see heaven 433312
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2026We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool. 654509686
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 27/03/2026it's the summer of burliness. im gonna be able to lift sacks of grain for the revolution so easy. im gonna be able to haul rice across the plains. im gonna be able to lift a small hatchback and tenderly set it back on the road 163195
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/03/2026Why have war on timeline when we can have dinosaurs? 914110
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerCAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 26/03/2026His job is to destroy the United States 917047
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026NO AI GENERATED CONTENT!! IT MAKES HEATER UPSET!!! 450511
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me. 329203373675
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/03/2026This feels like a folksy southern putdown. “Man’s cheaper’n a movie ticket” 1983
Fast-casual Protein Enjoyer @we-deserve-better.bsky.social · 10/03/2026What if short stories were so back? 0446
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/03/2026there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice 51992502
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerArlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 08/03/2026went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up 91369159
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 07/03/2026I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave. 363753653
Fast-casual Protein Enjoyer @we-deserve-better.bsky.social · 07/03/2026When the empire has really collapsed, I am hopeful that the many of the so-called "rad" aspects of America will in fact endure. 010
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/03/2026One final note: these people are desperate to be taken seriously and have an allergy to whimsy and goofiness. They have no joy in their soul. 629925
Reposted by Fast-casual Protein EnjoyerSable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 07/03/2026"I think the LLM is conscious" makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of people don't grasp the interiority of other people. If you view other people as a series of inputs and utilities, it makes a lot of sense that you would see inert code awaiting your prompt as conscious. 272052574