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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
On this day in 1947, Ken Dryden was born in Hamilton. In his Hall of Fame career, he won six Stanley Cups, five Vezinas, the Calder and the Conn Smythe. An acclaimed writer, he also served in Parliament from 2004 to 2011. He died in 2025. 📸 Bruce Bennett
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Cheers, boos, it’s all good. The louder, the better. You only have to worry when you can’t hear anyone.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Cute! I remember when the Habs did this in the playoffs.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Even simple fairness rules should preclude most bets. If you can affect the outcome of a bet, you shouldn’t be allowed to make the bet. If the people directly involved can bet, the bet shouldn’t be permitted. This is the road to both corruption and the worst moral incentives ever faced by humanity.
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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Imagine we got to live in a place where elected leaders were interested in ways to make the lives of their citizens better
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I don’t share from Twitter on here, but god damn this is an amazing idea.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It’s a great day for hockey!
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
In case you missed it, the primary objection ppl have to transporters is that they copy you, vaporize you, and create a clone at the new site. You die every time.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It’s art. That language is art.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@jon_bois

a football player carries the ball to the 49 yard line, then the 50 yard line. however, after taking another step forward, he finds to his astonishment that he is once again at the 49 yard line. but how can this be? this is the grand riddle of football
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@alixiswright.bsky.social Saw your handle and immediately followed. Currently re-reading the series.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Has there ever been 13’ of goalie playing in a single game? Habs-Leafs tonight is an inch short.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Hockey moves like it’s being played in water. The faster the game gets, the more apparent it becomes. You’re always in the middle of a tide you have to negotiate and manipulate.
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Rebo has Become a Ghost 👻 @rebochan.eurosky.social · 01/12/2025
🦃 🦃 🦃
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a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity .
Alt: Les Newman from the sitcom WKRP in Cincinnati is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity as he watches turkeys being dropped out of a helicopter
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is surprising. I’m not sure it’s legal to use targets, but I’m sure they’d be better 🎯
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
HEY YOU KIDS OUT THERE LISTEN UP. USE YOUR BLOCKER ON BLOCKER-SIDE SHOTS!
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Has a horror movie ever featured a scene where a person opens the door to let their dog back in at night, and what comes bounding through isn’t your dog? Whether it’s a wild animal or something supernatural, I think about this daily.
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Troy Goodfellow @troyg.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
5 mins into the Blair Witch, I told my kids it was a documentary. They haven’t so much as blinked for the last half hour.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
It every other journalist doesn’t repeat Mark’s question (asking nothing else) until it’s answered, every outlet is craven. I don’t even care if you personally believe the players are totally innocent and the team is perfectly justified to employ them. The principle’s too important to politicize.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Is there a good reason why manufacturers don’t make non-elastic toe-ties or straps with their pads? The Warrior system is simple and elegant. If the already adjustable strap was made a bit longer and without elastic, I feel like it would be perfect. Am I missing something?
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Boosh63 @booshmeister.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Boredom is unappreciated serenity.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
🇨🇦
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Baseball looks like the easiest major sport, and it’s not close. How long would it take you to be exposed as a non-player if you were a right fielder batting at the bottom of the order? In football, basketball, soccer, hockey, tennis, golf etc, you’d be discovered in seconds.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Carey Price deserves to be in the Hall of Fame because he was easily the most famous goaltender of his era, and his name remains synonymous with goaltending excellence. It’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Objective Career Excellence. Put the famous people in.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Salary Cap
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 20/06/2025
bad news: life’s been feeling like george brett at the bellagio good news: my therapist never heard of george brett so i got to see someone watch this video for the first time
youtu.be
George Brett shits his pants [WITH SUBTITLES]
YouTube video by pantyburp
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
LLMs are what happen when you put autocorrect on steroids. That’s all.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The embodiment of Canadian hockey values is Patrice Bergeron. The embodiment of Finnish hockey values is Aleksander Barkov. These players are functionally identical. Therefore Canadian and Finnish hockey values are the same. Discuss.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
TLDR: Florida wins because they’re fucken stacked.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Listening to right wing American Christian radio right now, and holy shit, it’s a very different world than I’m used to. I think it’s good for me. Check back in a week to see if I’ve become unrecognizable.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Anybody trying to put Skinner on Team Canada needs to be investigated as an enemy of the state.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
“God himself couldn’t sink this ship.”
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You can shoot a man on 5th Avenue and nobody says a thing. But shoot the puck over the glass and you pay the price.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’d have mixed feelings if my fans cheer for me sounded like booing.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Let’s bring JT to Montreal too. He and Mitch can finally bring the Cup home to Toronto next summer, wearing the bleu, blanc, et rouge.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I’ve convinced myself that Marner would be incredible in Montreal. Please tell me why I’m wrong.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Never been so freaked out in a theatre as when I realized that the man whose entire lineage is destined to be wiped out in the latest Final Destination is named Paul Campbell 💀💀💀
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The only thing about this greeting that made me upset was that I hadn’t thought of it first. It’s a tiny poem-bomb of which we are wholly unworthy. The low vs the high, the modern vs the archaic, the silly vs the absurdly serious: I’m swooning.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Any chance the Final could start in May?!
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I love how hard Canes fans are leaning into this.
A t-shirt that reads “Keel Carolina Hockey Boring.”
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
There’s nothing harder to cheer for than a team full of stars with no heroes.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If the leafs win this series, I’ll buy all my TikTok followers a replica Joseph Woll goalie mask.
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Murat Ates @wpgmurat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Dissecting Connor Hellebuyck's performance and psychology — and the specific ways goaltending coaches say Hellebuyck needs to lock in for Round 2. Has Hellebuyck broken through? Analysis, with plenty of expert help ⤵️: www.nytimes.com/athletic/633...
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Let’s try to make sense of Connor Hellebuyck’s playoff struggles
After a difficult first-round series, can Hellebuyck get back to his successful "big and boring" style?
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
So the Russian Machine *does* Break.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 06/04/2025
A pair of critically endangered, nearly 100-year-old Galapagos tortoises at the Philadelphia Zoo have become first-time parents.
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Galapagos tortoises at Philadelphia Zoo become first-time parents at nearly 100
Mommy, the female tortoise, is considered one of the most genetically valuable Galapagos tortoises in the Association of Zoos and Aquariums’ species survival plan.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I read “on fleek” in an article today. It sounds ancient.
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Paul Campbell @waytogopaul.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I know executive orders are a thing every president had used, but maybe there should be formal limits on the scope of those orders. Why have a legislative branch at all?
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Rob @samuraipizzarob.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Don't disagree with Barney, but I'd like to hark back to a piece I wrote in 2022 "In the absence of the chef, it is the waiter who is put under pressure to answer for the meal. Or the diners themselves being asked to justify this turd of a dish that they didn’t cook, from a chef they didn't choose"
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Everyone’s Breath Stinks
Supporting your favourite football team requires the ingestion of a considerable amount of shit.
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