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NYTPitchbot is my spirit animal, Elton Beard is my muse. Parody of course. Democracy Dies in Broad Daylight (now with extra layoffs!).

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 7h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
see, he keeps doing mayor stuff instead of running for a Senate seat!
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and the third generation head of a four-generation white collar crime family that is busily training the fifth.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
Q: Mr Sununu, would you have voted for a war powers resolution in the Senate? JOHN SUNUNU:🚶🚶🚶 Q: Would you admit that Trump’s war was a bad decision, or are you just going to do everything that Trump tells you to do? JOHN SUNUNU:🚶🚶🚶
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that is FIRE.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so no Overton window into her thinking?
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
at least there'll be no furries in the cockpit in the event we can ever afford to fly anywhere again!
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
use AI to send drones to destroy those AI guys ... super intelligent!
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
at least Hoover gave us the vacuums!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 23/09/2026
they were wishcasting. they thought "well, it's not exactly great that Trump won, but at least he is going to take the wokes down a peg or three. we are frankly eager for him to curb stomp MeToo, BLM, Gaza protestors, every union organizer, etc"
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so much has been broken. This is going to make cleaning up after W seem like child's play, if we even get there.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My Spanish is not good, nor was his English, so couldn’t really understand what was happening beyond the basics. I gave him all the cash I had on me, saying (I hope) “for a lawyer and your family.” And told him how sorry I was.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lots of sexy Citroen wagons we can't have ...
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in document review, you hire qualified reviewers with language proficiency to review the documents for responsiveness, privilege, and perhaps degree of relevance. You still have to turn them over or list them in a privilege log. There is no exception in the law for emails in, say, French, non?
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
UN to Trump:
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
follow the money.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
but hey: it's got TECHRON!
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and we're not even to day 666 yet!
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
possibly before he got there ...
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Art Fleming would not have countenanced that ...
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
remember to cut off the head, stuff the mouth with garlic, AND cut the body into 4 parts. Then burn it all.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
he wants credit for spending our money on things we don't want him to do.
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Estel Cooper @estel62.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
or might cause cancer ...
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
like every business he's had, he will strip the country for its spoils before destroying it.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm OK with using any amount of pain to extract information from suspects, as long as we don't 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 it torture. 𝘣𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯 (shorter concept perfected by Elton Beard) www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | I was at the Pentagon on 9/11. Here’s what surprises me 25 years later.
There wasn’t another major attack in the U.S. But there wasn’t the reckoning that was needed either.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Underwear Thirst Trap not a bad band name ....
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
September 11, 2004 from Chinatown: Rolleiflex 6008 on Ilford 120.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Between my board positions, consulting, and $305 grand a year from Hoover I've landed on my feet, while you got 9/11, Iraq and Afghanistan, Trump, and a permanent surveillance state! All I had to do was ignore a PDB on August 6, 2001. Ain't America great?!? www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Condoleezza Rice: ‘Sept. 11 tested us, but it did not break us’
In her speech at the Pentagon, President Bush’s national security adviser recalls the horror of that morning.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Democrats must cease their accurate and pointed critiques of Mr. Trump's tax policies if they want people like me to vote for them. 𝘣𝘺 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘖𝘯𝘸𝘶𝘬𝘢 www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | No Democrat supported what’s propelling the U.S. economy now
I know firsthand about the benefits of the Working Families Tax Cuts.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
and pitchforks and torches!
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
mourning its passing.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
to be fair, Trump has always targeted blondes.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Voters will 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 to the party that promises more war and higher taxes! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘉𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥 hat tip: Elton Beard www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Family counselors, please check on House Democrats
Socialists want retribution after centrists sided with Republicans. How will they feel when the shoe is on the other foot?
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Skyler White?
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Gas Prices in 1997 — U.S. Average
In 1997, gas averaged $1.18/gal nationally — $2.37 in today’s dollars. See how 1997 ranked in the 1970–2025 record, the change from nearby years.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is this photo from 1997?
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
in 1989 he published a full page ad advocating the death penalty for men later found innocent. He doubled down - kill them anyway. Some knew then.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
he should stick to whining about vacuum cleaners.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
all hail Alvin Bragg.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
that should piss off Trump.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
he's not wrong ...
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KRAS @slat54.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canadians are like the nice people who live over a biker bar. -- Robin Williams
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
maybe Trump can replace him with a full-time Fox host this time - part-timers clearly not up to a Cabinet position.
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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck every single person who, through action or inaction, allowed this stupid, stupid reality to come to pass.
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
done for the day - she was an example for us all.
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Latest Politico cartoons
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
so a sandwich with this bread, pastrami or corned beef, Taylor lettuce, sprouts, and maybe a little mustard is a bad idea?
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
could be worse ...
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Washington Post Pitchbot @washpp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the South rose again, and now it runs things. Into the ground. Again.
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