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WargamerChris

@wargamerchris.bsky.social
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Game Designer for Combat Mission at Slitherine Software. Pilot of a biomech. Will always ❤️ cat pictures. Personal account, (probably stupid) opinions are my own. He/Him

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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 7h
I would watch an episode that is just three Ents at a deli deciding what to put in their sandwiches while everyone in line behind grows increasingly enraged
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah I may have fallen for this one.
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 14h
This is the moment I've been waiting for my whole life. Light 'em up people!
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 14h
This is every public bathroom in SF though
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 22h
I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh wow Shivers was a deeply weird movie
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't think any movies fits the description of "pervert horror" more than Frankenhooker
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t support AI companies banning people from hurting the feelings of AI but I do support BioWare banning players for cheating on Liara in Mass Effect because she’s your blue wife in STEM and you need to honor that relationship
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 08/10/2026
This is a moral atrocity and it needs to be loudly condemned as such. There is a reason that democracies *don't* do publicly televised executions (and why many don't execute people at all): it inculcates and rewards bloodthirst, which corrupts the spirit and corrodes the foundation of the polity.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"That'll do pig. That'll do"
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone spent time planning and making this. That thought is going to haunt me
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its ok that soreness goes away fast.
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is 2006. I make the mistake of reading creepypastas just before bedtime. Time passes, I grow older and mature. It is 2026. I make the mistake of reading creepypastas just before bedtime.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A bell that you ring and someone brings you ham. That is the dream.
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought I was the only person in the world who loved that very specific niche of Sennheiser, I was very sad when they finally died and I could not replace them
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*at a time. Jeez the typos always get me
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really need to watch this
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Night of the Living Dead. I was somewhere around 4th grade. I had to watch it ten minutes at a minutes at a time because I would get too scared
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the trumpets call at the end of the world and the dead arise expected: people go to heaven real: all the flash games are playable again
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👀
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/10/2026
Custer’s first stand
Custer’s first stand
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit they can buy 3/4 of a tank of gas... if they get it this week. Otherwise maybe 1/2 a tank
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The firewall in Cyberpunk wasn't created because of bot hacking, but because of the sheer amount of small claims filings
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beautiful! Also, the couch is really cool too
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The legs with stitch lines gave me immediate Nightmare Before Christmas vibes... the rest of the body not so much 😀
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could we also hire someone to be a butler who diligently and creepily follows party guests around? (Yes I am thinking of the Playstation Lara Croft mansion)
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta pay the troll toll
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I brought fifty tacos
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is what happens when America stops investing in scientific research
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun fact: it maintains this facial expression as you eat it
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was it about the age of sail, or confederate generals getting their asses kicked?
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Marie Bilodeau @mariebilodeau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My latest novel is out! And it’s a BATTLETECH ROMANCE!! It’s full of action, angst, and yes, spice! Do your weekend a favor and grab a copy! 💖🎉 books2read.com/BattleTechRo...
books2read.com
Available now at your favorite digital store!
BattleTech Romance: Hearts of Iron by Marie Bilodeau
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off
A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past.  Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first.  Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Dude with a white russian
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda surprised he doesnt just armor himself by strapping on rotting animal carcasses
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It wasn't until probably the third time I looked at it that I realized that
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's have really swole upper pecs and delts, and not much else
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That gym setup is loathsome. Literally unplayable
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is me and eggplant
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woof
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Utterly dignified and coherent in comparison
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna use this new unit of measurement for kiddos toothpaste
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WargamerChris @wargamerchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also the guy committed extremely obvious fraud, and his last name is "Bankman-Fried". Is he a character from a Hideo Kojima game?
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