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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Well, at least I have my French ancestry to fall back on.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I really want Algerians to start chanting Rock, Chalk, Fennec Fox. #WorldCup #Kansas #Algeria

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I would like a StarCraft-themed Duran Duran cover band. #music

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

What a great night in Broncos Country! Bolieve!

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; but there is no joy in Washington—mighty Cena has tapped out.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Well, it’s time to construct additional pylons again.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though. It'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets!

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The hardest part of growing old is knowing there is nothing to fill the Baja Bean Co.-shaped hole in my heart.

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SAINT JAVELIN @saintjavelin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I’m broken into pieces…

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

If Buc-ee’s opened a store in Poland, the world would explode. #bucees #kurwa

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I’ve always wanted to do mundane tasks with Tim Gunn. Things like grocery shopping, or stopping at the post office.

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 21/07/2025

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Imagine going into a coma while watching an episode from the first season Family Matters and waking up years later to the sight of Steve Urkell cloning himself and building a time machine.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 14/07/2025

If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

There has never been a moment in my life where I thought “Jack Black would make this better.”

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I don't care if anybody ended up with the million bucks or not... McDonald's Monopoly brought us photographic evidence of Rich Uncle Pennybags playing a Sega Game Gear and that means we all won (1995)

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

A student asked me how his poster looked today, and I told him he must construct additional pylons and he said, “Oh ok,” and after I walked away he turned to the kid next to him and asked what a pylon was and where it should go.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I’m sorry everybody. I saw the Angels were, so I decided to turn the game on. I will take the blame #Angels #baseball

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

As Senator Booker is nearing Strom Thurmond’s record, I remember when my dad took me to Strom Thurmond’s grave shortly after he was buried to make sure he was really dead.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I don’t think our society talks enough about the fact that in the first Batman film to feature Bane, Arnold Schwarzenegger was cast as Mr. Freeze.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Albedo and libido are two different things.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Regardless of one’s opinion on our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, it is important to remember that Ukraine sent troops in support of both American war efforts, while Russia shared intelligence with Saddam Hussein and offered bounties to the Taliban for killing American soldiers.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

What the world needs now more than anything is a word for word remake of Ernest Goes to Africa starring John Cena.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/02/2025

The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

The Mercator projection is not a lie, nor is it white supremacist propaganda. It’s a navigational tool and you weren’t paying attention when your teacher explained that there are multiple ways to try and depict a sphere as a 2D picture and none of them are perfect.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I’ve never met a dentist who could fully explain the belief system of dentism.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I have noticed two things since breaking out my old #snes. 1)Somehow all of the save batteries still work 2)I am somehow awful at Super Mario World

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I'm sitting in a professional development lecture in an auditorium with 800 people, and the woman next to me just pulled out a ham and started ripping chunks off to eat.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Anyonr who says God would never give you anything you couldn’t handle has never played Super Ghouls ‘n Ghosts on the Super Nintendo.

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 11/02/2025

Oh cool, a goat idol with golden hooves covered in fake bills where "In God We Trust" is replaced with "In Trump We Trust" seen at Maro Lago. If this was in a movie about a cult leader, it would be too on-the-nose.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I don’t listen to much rap, but that was pretty good. I look forward to reading it being dissected later.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

It’d be real nice to hear from the CDC about the largest tuberculosis outbreak in US history, especially now that all of these Chiefs fans have a reason to cough all over New Orleans.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Donald Trump has missed his deadline to end the war in Ukraine.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

One of the saddest moments of my youth was learning that Star Search was not science fiction.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Win or lose, I’m excited about the future of the Broncos. They weren’t supposed to be in the playoffs, but here we are, only down by three at the half.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

For my fifth grade graduation, my parents bought me a Nintendo Virtual Boy. Thats when I learned that growing older was really just a series of headaches.

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

1/5. The way Trump, Trump Jr, Tuberville, and Hannity are talking now about Greenland, Mexico, Panama, and Canada plagiarizes Putin in 2013, before the first invasion of Ukraine.

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