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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Well, at least I have my French ancestry to fall back on.

Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I’d give it a yellow. That call is one of many reasons soccer will always be sport number five in the United States, and I am a soccer fan.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I really want Algerians to start chanting Rock, Chalk, Fennec Fox. #WorldCup #Kansas #Algeria

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I would like a StarCraft-themed Duran Duran cover band. #music

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

What a great night in Broncos Country! Bolieve!

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I can’t read CECOT without thinking EPCOT.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; but there is no joy in Washington—mighty Cena has tapped out.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Well, it’s time to construct additional pylons again.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though. It'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets!

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The hardest part of growing old is knowing there is nothing to fill the Baja Bean Co.-shaped hole in my heart.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

This team, while not great, had such a fun energy where it seemed we could take on anyone. Then Montgomery took over and it became about the same painful experience we’ve had for years. Truly night and day from what Washington brought to the team.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

This rebrand is going to do wonders for all the mold in the barracks.

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SAINT JAVELIN @saintjavelin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I’m broken into pieces…

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

You should do black and white stripes next time.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

If Buc-ee’s opened a store in Poland, the world would explode. #bucees #kurwa

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I’ve always wanted to do mundane tasks with Tim Gunn. Things like grocery shopping, or stopping at the post office.

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 21/07/2025

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Imagine going into a coma while watching an episode from the first season Family Matters and waking up years later to the sight of Steve Urkell cloning himself and building a time machine.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 14/07/2025

If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

What does this bill do about fixing Army barracks?

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

There has never been a moment in my life where I thought “Jack Black would make this better.”

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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I don't care if anybody ended up with the million bucks or not... McDonald's Monopoly brought us photographic evidence of Rich Uncle Pennybags playing a Sega Game Gear and that means we all won (1995)

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Had Clinton’s campaign not demonized Sanders voters and made up stories about them being sexist Bernie Bros things would have worked out differently.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

A student asked me how his poster looked today, and I told him he must construct additional pylons and he said, “Oh ok,” and after I walked away he turned to the kid next to him and asked what a pylon was and where it should go.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I’m sorry everybody. I saw the Angels were, so I decided to turn the game on. I will take the blame #Angels #baseball

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

The person typing the headlines needs to slow down and use “is” a couple times.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

As Senator Booker is nearing Strom Thurmond’s record, I remember when my dad took me to Strom Thurmond’s grave shortly after he was buried to make sure he was really dead.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Out of curiosity, what the cost of Eggs these days?

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I don’t think our society talks enough about the fact that in the first Batman film to feature Bane, Arnold Schwarzenegger was cast as Mr. Freeze.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Albedo and libido are two different things.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Please slap him with a purple, double-sided dildo for me, for old time’s sake.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Regardless of one’s opinion on our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, it is important to remember that Ukraine sent troops in support of both American war efforts, while Russia shared intelligence with Saddam Hussein and offered bounties to the Taliban for killing American soldiers.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

What the world needs now more than anything is a word for word remake of Ernest Goes to Africa starring John Cena.

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Walrus Paulus 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @walruspaulus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Any thoughts on Eric Torres and Dylan Phillips? What are the odds I’ll get to see a Wildcat play for the Angels in the majors?

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