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Such fun when the life detection alarm goes off in the middle of the car park - the life in this instance being acmena smithii (lilly pilly) in the back seat. No way to turn the fucking thing off permanently. I love my car but the software/firmware needs work.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Was scrolling idly through my Youtube shorts and caught one clip with a familiar face - Kevin Rankin, playing a good cop this time. Malcolm Graham got redeemed by Lucifer in hell and was reincarnated as a good guy! 😄

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stop presenting house price correction as a bad thing.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

An awful decision that the Minns government should hang around its neck for eternity.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Denmark is trolling Trump.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just spent 30 minutes wrestling with an outdoor cat bed, it looked so simple on the box but the construction required maintaining four-way tension of the fabric cover, so by the time I was done I'd felt like I'd done a strenuous workout. The cats like it though, so that's a plus.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hat tip to the deadset legend who spray-painted "FIX THE FUCKING ROAD" on the Maryborough Rd between Miner's Rest and Clunes.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I like dogs, but I don't really want to see them in pubs. Am I alone in this? (Not talking about assistance dogs obv)

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Angus Taylor is saying that one duty cut will be paid for by...another duty cut!?! Am I reading this right?

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Yeyeskies Midnight The Cat

Alt: Black cat with 'loading' symbol over its head

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Finished the (currently) last book of Dungeon Crawler Carl and haven't been able to stop saying "SPLOOOOOOOOGE!!".

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Absolute belter of a quote by Barnaby in the Graun this morning, "The Australian people are sort of tires that you have to go to an economist to come up with policy to help us all better understand what it costs to us".

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Surely, of all the news that could break today, "Ed Sheeran is a cowardly cunt" is among the least surprising.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Of all the sports I don't care about, American football must be one of the ones I care about the least.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Great mobile site ya got there Vline

A screenshot of vline.com.au taken from my phone. The page displays part of the site, with no usable information. It cannot be moved or zoomed.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is one of the best articles The Driven has written, and should be read widely, especially by policy makers.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Someone staple this to Albo's head so he has to look at it every morning.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Looking forward to a lot of 'condemnation' and 'stern words to the Israeli ambassador' from Western countries when the thing they said wouldn't happen, actually happens. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...

theguardian.com

Israel ‘seeking Trump’s support for plan to expel Palestinians from Gaza’

Defence minister says he believes US backing could tip regional balance in favour of forced resettlement

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What a shock, right wing fuckhead blames women and girls for men and boys' behaviour. Go fuck yourself Canavan, you misogynist prick.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Getting to the point where it's cheaper to just buy a new inkjet printer every time I need one (every 2 years or so) than try and keep it filled with absurdly expensive ink (liquid 24 carat gold would be cheaper) and/or diagnose the inevitable issues when I haven't turned the damn thing on in ages.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My recommendation: do not Google 'which celebs are 80' because, leaving you-know-who aside, you'll realise 2026 can do a whole lot more damage before December 31.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Fuck's sake Tim Curry AS WELL? God dammit.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I've heard from UK folks how bad Evri (a 'delivery service') is. Over the last couple of days I've been getting 'tracking notifications' and most recently a 'delivery notification' about a parcel that's coming to my address. One problem: I don't live in the UK.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

2026 rivalling 2016 as the year all the nice celebs died.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

There should be a law against engaging the lone pharmacist in an extended conversation when it's 20 minutes till closing and many many scripts for the poot guy still to dispense.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Hi Wicket, please get your face out of my knickers" - things said to a cat no. 471,945

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

(Big Yin voice) THE BIG SLIPPER www.kmart.com.au/product/heat...

kmart.com.au

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Things that should not be measured in cups or litres: 1. Cauliflower. 2. Gravel.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you had a time machine but could only use it for non-major figures, who would you erase from the human race?

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Some people want to go back in time to kill Hitler, I want to go back in time to kill the person who invented this packaging:

That awful moulded clear packaging that you need a knife or scissors to get into and which leaves razor sharp edges

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I love my EV but holy hell there needs to be a way to permanently disable the occupant alert or make it waaaay less sensitive (apologies for disturbing the peace, neighbours).

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hi, I'm the moron who decided to overtake another car on a blind bend (following another idiot overtaking on same blind bend). I still don't know how I reacted fast enough. Left a ton of rubber on the road. (We were closing at close to 200kph so it would have been baaad).

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bluesky hallucinating election results a good 16 hours before they will be known.

Bluesky's 'Trending' list saying '1. Farage wins Clacton seat' - polls do not close for another 13.5 hours at time of posting.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That Trump in a food cart story has to be the dumbest thing I've read.

The Homer//Bart Simpson 'so far' meme image, but it is blank. It is assumed the reader is savvy enough to understand the implied meaning.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Census done, see you all in 5 years.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

After these previous posts His Majesty went back to ignoring me, but as of today lunchtime I am currently back in His Lordship's favour.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Had to stop reading Graun live blog cos the reports of what bird flu is doing and may do to our wild birds is making me really upset.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Why does this guy look like a Steve Coogan character?

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

59 people read this review and thought the same as I did, which is "if you don't say WHY the description is wrong, your review is utterly pointless".

A product review - it is 1 star out of five, and the review text says "This product is not as described. The description online is not just misleading, it is incorrect", however it does not say HOW the description is incorrect. 8 people have marked the review as 'helpful', 59 have marked it as 'unhelpful'.

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Well, this is an achievement that Trump can genuinely claim tp have had a big part in. I don't think all 55 UEFA nations have ever agreed on *anything* - including whether the sun will come up tomorrow. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

theguardian.com

Uefa agrees to boycott Fifa competitions if World Cup sell-off plans proceed

Uefa nations have agreed to boycott all Fifa tournaments if the global governing body continues with its plan to sell off stakes in the World Cup

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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Think that's the first time I've seen that, they must have upgraded the tower(s) in Ballarat

Screenshot from my phone saying it's connected via 5G

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