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he/they 40-something f*g in the dc area. Basically Scooter from the Muppets. Events. welcome to my lil gay sanctuary. Upcoming 2026 travel: Barcelona, Toronto, Chicago, Berlin, Palm Springs

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B @waflan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Ms Coco Peru: IT BURRRRRRNS!
ALT: Ms Coco Peru: IT BURRRRRRNS!
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People who can describe their own output as prolific (and their output): Mozart (symphonies etc) Steven King (vaguely spooky books) Octomom (similar children) Liz Taylor (husbands) Martha Stewart (the ire of the lower class)
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ready for the Tuesday shift at Coyote Heinous.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A hill I shan’t die one, but like, survive a paper cut or something: Steve Rogers should have gotten 70-odd years of back pay while he was on assignment at work and frozen.
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Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As with so many things, it is critical to realize this is not bumbling or ineptitude or not thinking through policy implications. On the contrary: making it impossible for foreign students to do the doctorate here is THE WHOLE POINT. It’s about starving higher ed under the guise of America first.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fantastic dong is universally appreciated!
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
8:39pm: exit metro train at Natl Airport stop. 8:43pm: arrive at rental car DCA is unmatched for efficiency.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gay son or..
Dumpling daughter products.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is why I love German
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Center for American Progress @americanprogress.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
More than 40.2 million disabled voters were eligible to vote in 2024, yet a wave of restrictive voting laws and regulations has made it more difficult for disabled voters to cast their ballot.
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Center for American Progress @americanprogress.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The U.S. Supreme Court continued its trend of eroding Americans’ rights and freedoms this term with several disastrous decisions for our democracy. Expert panelist and law professor @anthonymkreis.bsky.social implores us to look to Congress and other elected officials to defend our rights:
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The WORST
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The way to get me singing in the grocery store is to play “Release Me” by Wilson Phillips, which I don’t think I’ve heard in 25+ years, but still know all the words to
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Linda Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Maybe it’s naïve at this point, but it bothers me that filing pertinent information away for a future book while working as a journalist isn’t considered a conflict of interest.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Jesus let me be the watermelon he picks
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 29/05/2026
Illinois will have one of the strongest AI safety laws in the nation once I sign the legislation.
wired.com
Illinois Lawmakers Just Passed America’s Strongest AI Safety Bill
The bill requires companies like OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google to have third parties confirm they’re following safety standards. Illinois governor JB Pritzker says he’ll sign it.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Colbert 2028.💪
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Omg yesss. I I I I hearts
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/05/2026
They’re turning the entire federal internet apparatus into a galaxy of phishing sites that are controlled by the president and do not adhere to any federal privacy or disclosure rules.
While I was finishing this piece, I typed passports. gov directly into my browser, just to see what was there. A sign-in page came up: enter your email and we will send you a six-digit code. No State Department seal. No agency name. No privacy notice. Just a black button that says Send code. The owner of passports. gov is the Executive Office of the President, White House Office. The State Department does not own this domain. The security contact field is blank. The first certificate was issued May 5, three weeks ago.
Based on what I can see in the staging environment, the next step will ask Americans to upload their passport photo through a White House-controlled website, on the same Cloudflare account, by the same people, with no privacy notice on file. A passport photo is biometric quality. Linked to your identity through Login.gov. Collected through infrastructure the White House owns, sealed from public view. They are building it this week.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Cartoon Rabbit In Love
ALT: Cartoon Rabbit In Love
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Don’t. It was miserable, embarrassing for everyone (yes everyone), and so sex negative.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 29/05/2026
Breaking news: The Pentagon is moving to recruit hundreds of troops to appear as spectators at President Trump’s UFC cage-fighting event on the White House lawn, and requiring those who attend to pay their own way and meet height and weight requirements.
washingtonpost.com
Pentagon recruiting troops to watch White House UFC fights, memos show
Internal messages reviewed by The Post stipulate that military personnel must pay their own ways and meet strict physical requirements to be eligible.
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j a k e @jakeismaking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ken Paxton looking like that alien from Men In Black in a human suit
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Very proud of this. (I’ve also been out of office since bc 🫠🫪😵‍💫) youtu.be/Eq5icQVyHqE?...
youtu.be
CAP IDEAS 2026
YouTube video by Center For American Progress
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Kevin Atkinson @ikeatkinson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Charles Barkley is honestly one of the best allies in sports.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“Sorry, I forgot to turn my subtitles off.”
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
congress. what did i ever do to you except lobby for a stronger legislative branch?! AND YET YOU BETRAY ME!?
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
reminder that one of the most promising emerging treatments for glioblastoma, the most lethal of all cancers, is customized MRNA vaccines, which HHS under Trump now refuses to fund: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i know its gauche to link to the bad place, but this is what i imagine (read as: hope) @ptklein.com, @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social, and @shane.wlm.sn do whenever they see each other. x.com/i/status/205...
x.com
Siraj Hashmi on X: "Sending this to the boys’ group chat with just the caption “Us” https://t.co/dKQdpWCpck" / X
Sending this to the boys’ group chat with just the caption “Us” https://t.co/dKQdpWCpck
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
One of mine happened well before the other, but not the one you’d think
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I truly wish there was some like, app I could download that blocks mothers and Father’s Day ads
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Generally anything Tarantino, save the restaurant fight scenes in kill bill 1
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As a recovering pescagrarian (fish farmer? Best I could do in a pinch)… don’t do it.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Omg yay!!
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Precisely that. Drooling and incomprehensible, party of one?
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Step 1: put puglet in juicer…
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
WHAT?! Sunny came to the retirement home.
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Tyler 🎃 👻 @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We need to celebrate the end of the civil war with a holiday on the same scale as the 4th of July and I am being so serious.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter!
Title: Hunting for Easter eggs with Werner Herzog

Panel one: Werner goes out looking for eggs saying “I despise this idiotic sanitized ritual, and yet I am unwilling to return home eggless”

Panel two: Werner stands before an egg on the ground “The joy of discovery rings hollow against the monumental indifference of the universe”

Panel three: Werner carries an egg “what, other than regret, can hatch from this empty chocolate vessel”
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Very much that
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
FACTS. 🥵
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Guess 😬🤤😘😈😏
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Or just a fuckton of butt stuff
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
…which direction is it pointing…
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Do you need some of mine? <grotesque automutilation horror> here!
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Honestly the only places I go are work and home.
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
All three, then all three, then none
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
His kiss might kill me… and I hope he kills me… so I die happy
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
He is a dashboard confessional and 5’4” of emotional sex appeal
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B @waflan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Ishmael, increasingly…
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