Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026There’s a guy taking a work call, possibly an interview, on speakerphone on the plane as soon as it landed… 3220
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026I have 6 different trips planned for the next 2 months. Why have I done this to myself??? 16540
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 21/09/2026I did a scan that said my muscle mass is average and now I’m mad 5550
Reposted by Shane PatrickJon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026I promised I wouldn’t say who lifted more ( @shane.wlm.sn ) 122494
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 17/09/2026Staying at a bloomfies place and they said I’m not allowed to wear a shirt??? 305567
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/09/2026Doing something I rarely ever do and went to a restaurant by myself 7830
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 10/09/2026A friend invited me to hangout tonight and I managed to say no (every fiber in me wanted to say yes). I was so brave. 1320
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 09/09/2026I’m at the Robyn concerts but also one of my favorite tennis players is playing right now so my focus is split. It’s balance 3301
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 08/09/2026I’ve been consistently working out for about 7 years now and I often get the question “what is the secret to getting fit?” Unfortunately my answer is, and always will be, to just keep going. There’s no secret lift, superior split, or secret supplement. It’s simply “just do it” (don’t sue me Nike)! 7940
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 31/08/2026Have I ever ranted on here about how Kelly Clarksons Meaning of a life album is a perfect no skip album? 11451
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 30/08/2026Every once in awhile I almost horny post on here but then I remember that you guys think I’m a sweet baby angel and I have to maintain that 121090
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 30/08/2026Uh-oh, entering a “text my friends telling them how much I love and appreciate them” time of night 5893
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 25/08/2026I’m not going into the office 3 days a week until bidets are installed in all bathrooms like a civilized society should expect! 3570
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 24/08/2026I got too far into tennis I’m at a concert but I’m sitting here checking tennis scores 3220
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 23/08/2026Chased breakfast with 2 ibuprofen and 2 tums. I’m locked and loaded and ready for the day 0400
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 23/08/2026Had a dream about making out with a friend. That’s called manifesting 6601
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 17/08/2026Posting this just so @thomcb88.bsky.social can feel better about being in a skircle 6410
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 16/08/2026I started putting on deodorant before bed instead of in the morning and it’s so much more effective 1220
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 13/08/2026Someone just approached me at the gym and said my back looks good. I feel alive! 2500
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 12/08/2026Instagram please stop recommending hot men to follow, it’s working :( 1470
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 10/08/2026Now that I am rejuvenated from a week long vacation I am now, unfortunately, in the mood to talk to all of my friends all day 3530
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 09/08/2026Was gonna earnest post about bestie but then I’d get bullied (by him) 2360
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 08/08/2026Unfortunately I think every person I met in ptown this week is my friend now just because we interacted once 2490
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 07/08/2026Good morning my little phone people, let’s have a good day! 2520
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 06/08/2026Sitting at boy beach. If you are boy and like beach I’ve got the spot for you! 0480
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 05/08/2026Museums will say “settlers and indigenous people have a complicated past” and it’s just that settlers committed mass genocide 110125
Shane Patrick @shane.wlm.sn · 02/08/2026Powerpuff boy beach @ptklein.com @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social 3488825
