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hi i'm vrunt. your online friend not a troll

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 02/10/2026
Homer Simpson in Marge vs the Monorail
"batman was a scientist"
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/09/2026
watto of star wars
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 20/09/2026
the "eto bleh" anime girl
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/09/2026
this would be a cool avatar
the TweetOfGod avatar. guy with a white beard and wild hair in a white robe. irritating to look at
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
the mushroom from MapleStory with a word balloon
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/09/2026
no one will ever make an instagram ad better than this
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/09/2026
japanese prank shows are charting new territory, like "propellor stops at 1000 meters"
passenger and pilot in a small plane cockpit
the on-screen decoration shows it is part of a japanese television prank show where the propellor stops at 1000 meters
the caption reads "of course, the control wheel will also come off"same passenger, looking terrified and holding a bundle of loose wires, captioned "it came off! it came off!"
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/09/2026
another day with no sausage
tortie cat laying on a rug
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 12/09/2026
get rekt kid
cat looking at sausage and peppers on a roll
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 07/09/2026
boris badenov
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 04/09/2026
lmao it just pulled in for me last night i don't know when i added it to radarr but i've convinced at least one person besides me to watch so mission accomplished
text exchange:

its not teen dreamy like Hausu but theres obvious comparisons
some maniac mansion vibes, a splash of evil dead, surprisingly bright and colorful

ooooh this sounds great
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 04/09/2026
just finished Sweet Home (1989) great film
big shadow attacking a lady in a scary house
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 29/08/2026
good seats at least
citifield on irish heritage night. the view is from section 118 if you want to look that up i guess
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 29/08/2026
the funniest part of every mets game
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 28/08/2026
me and who
jon lovitz with dolly parton
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 27/08/2026
the big PWN emoji
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 23/08/2026
i don't know what this guy's problem is with me
partial IG caption and comments:

"There's a few businesses that are interested in taking it over, but nothing's concrete at the moment," she told us. "Some have been sandwich shops. One has been, like, a tapas restaurant. And then there's been a couple ideas of a wine bar."
#ridgewood #closings

vrunt 3h
oh boy a wine bar??
(jamming a pistol into my throat so hard i puke, foiling my attempt entirely)

rworkmedia 2h
@vrunt what would you like to see go there?

vrunt 1h
@rworkmedia claw machine

rworkmedia 51m
@vrunt that's what I figured

vrunt 43m
@rworkmedia you figured i wanted
something other than a wine bar? thats crazy. i guess context clues really are useful
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/08/2026
at the risk of causing further spending i would suggest you consider he needs a tiny couch and a tiny tent as well
tortie cat in a tiny tent
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/08/2026
found the image
storefront for 'WORLD CLASS PENISHOUSE' with some of the neon lights burnt out
caption above: "World Ass House?" lmao 😂😂
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 14/08/2026
i have spent years trying to find any other trace of this deleted youtube video of a guy reviewing diet mountain dew, uploaded by hors3porn08 but even archive.org has failed me. all i have is this dead URL and a thumbnail youtu.be/R-IEunJzjJk
a young lad holding a can of diet mountain dew in a thumbnail for a youtube video titled 'soda review'
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 08/08/2026
banksy what would fogel the man were dog be name nest is good joke
Daft Punk
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 06/08/2026
javier bardem looking like a maniac on a rooftop as max cady in cape fear (tv)
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 05/08/2026
rare clip of doug stanhope explaining its natural for any medieval peasants watching
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 26/07/2026
me reckoning with the movie choices i've made
Pete seeing the goings-on in Room 26 in Lost Highway
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 16/07/2026
brother this was the best i've had in quite some time
cold brew coffee and mentaiko onigiri, from kijitora
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 12/07/2026
successful meal
seafood platter w lobsterclams casino and caesar saladgrasshopper cocktail and baked alaska
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 11/07/2026
this makes sense to like no one but sadly Awful Anime Guy is just always in my brain
Dr Bear aisle cap advert
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 07/07/2026
there is a way platner stays in this thing
screengrab from the Mr Show sketch with Larry Kleist, rapist
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/06/2026
softshell crab with noodles in the background
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/06/2026
does this help
meatwad's eyes, isolated
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 18/06/2026
tortie cat curled up on a brown sweater - with meatwad eyes
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/06/2026
the "hi i'm er... a normal person" troll on the internet
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 12/06/2026
@konatachan.bsky.social this u?
painting of a soldier with some sort of bayonet and rifle captioned Avanti Savoia. theres a little picture of jesus taped to the corner
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 12/06/2026
hot dog loaded with onions and fried garlic and such
plus a cold saison
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 11/06/2026
if you want to post a photo in your group chat just reply to this post with the image and then link it in the chat
close-up of a tortie cat's face on a perch
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 11/06/2026
me hearing the hoots and hollers of knicks fans after turning off the game early
c3po on the communicator hearing luke and co in the trash compactor
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 09/06/2026
watching the game correctly: a weird youtube feed paired with AM radio
tv showing low quality feed of trump at the knicks game with scores overlayed
below the tv the audio console is tuned to 880AM
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 04/06/2026
the good folks at Co–Star don't know about catch
screenshot from Co-Star app:

YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE
If someone is trying to play games with you, you don't have to engage. Throw the ball back to them.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 02/06/2026
a beloved bakery/cafe in my neighborhood closed and the new owners have opened a SATC themed spot in its place. the menu is hellish
colored chalkboard menu for Carrie's Corner Cafe
featuring paninis such as the Mr Big and Carrie's Cheat Day alongside The Romani Coconut Creme Latte etc
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 31/05/2026
made a matching mug and cat dish so my daughter and i can coordinate our breakfasts
small thrown pottery bowl next to a slab built coffee mug, both with matching lobster shell orange/red glaze
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 31/05/2026
this comment on a clip of george michael in arrested development has ruined my morning
@nikolaydrenka:
young Michael cera is identical to him now
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 26/05/2026
when harry met sally, at katz's
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 24/05/2026
sorry im worse at photoshop than i remembered
red male cardinal pasted on top of rockwell's freedom of speech
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 23/05/2026
some of those who like horses enjoy this thread of courses
a smooth, detailed brown model horse posed on plastic grass
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 17/05/2026
swing and a miss my friend
animal crossing villager with net
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 16/05/2026
the camera itself seems to be intact but the tray is ripped clean off. my folks are in another state so i can't investigate directly
busted birdfy feeder
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026
absolutely need to mute the original post but here are some bonus critters after the incident
possum chowing down at the downed bird feederraccoon investigating the crime scene
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026
oh shit the SD card has video lol
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026
real i promise
imessage chat with Mom
(photo of broken fence)
We has a visitor last night.
"bear?"
Yup. Do you have the bird cam app?
You can see him at 9:02pm
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