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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16h
# Discord Announces End of Feature Updates as “Vencord Already Fucking Did That For Years” Discord plans to embed a direct download link to both Vesktop & Equibop on their main website to the satisfaction of every reply guy under Discord's tweets.
the discord website with a vesktop & equibop download link
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 16h
Today, I'm Asking Fedi: What realistic feature should be added to GTA 6? #TIAF
A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Today, I'm Asking Fedi: If Virginia "is for lovers", what is your state/province/country/whatever for? #TIAF
A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
Did you know? In Grand Theft Auto 4, when you go bowling, you'll see a "R*" logo imprinted on the bowling pins. This is because the developers of this game really liked Rockstar Energy Drinks.
the Rockstar logo a bowling pin.
various Rockstar Energy drink flavor cans
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Today, I'm Asking Fedi: What is the next major thing to go after games discs? #TIAF
A photo of Jacksfilms with my avatar overlayed on it. TIAF is overlaid on top of the image. This imitates a YIAY intro
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Did You Know Gaming? 3 - (By Me)
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Today, I’m Asking Fedi: What toy should they introduce in Toy Story 5? #TIAF
my avatar is super imposed over Jack’s films, with the letters, TIAF on top of that. This imitates YIAY
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
a monkey stares at a spoiler box, bluring media. text above the monkey reads "neuron activation" pointing to the brain. text also reads "monkey sees action"
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
i guess
a danganronpa young sheldon youtube short
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@verge/116738123466… you know what the best part about this is? he still isn't happy, he's never going to be happy. he's a miserable cunt with the most money in the world, and he's still sad and has no real friends. his entire […] [Original post on vozer.cafe]

@DojaCat on twitter:

[mentions elon] put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

tweet 2:

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
RE: vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/116734786677… megan fox doing commercials where she says she's every teenage boys wet dream selling fucking deodorant
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Today, I’m Asking Fedi: People always think back to their most cringe memories, what is a memory you are actually quite fond of looking back on? #TIAF
my avatar is super imposed over Jack’s films, with the letters, TIAF on top of that. This imitates YIAY
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
here i go, making bad decisions again
ios 27 beta installation prompt
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
okay, i genuinely need to ask. what the fuck caused Microsoft to suddenly flip the fuck out? did satya nadella get a special visit from the ghosts of christmas past?
An article headline announces that Microsoft will allow users to disable Bing in Windows 11 search. The image features a Windows 11 interface with a search bar and a prominent "Bye, Bing" graphic. The publication date is June 7, 2026
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
the porn site when i point my vpn outside of texas
Oh…. This machine has some how become an NTSC Mega Drive System
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
oh.
A Brief Guide to the Federal
Unemployment Tax Act (FUTA tax)
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
the same loud doofus who wants most drugs to be recreationally legalized because its a personal choice are the same people who are getting excited about moves to ban cigarettes cigarettes are disgusting cancer sticks, but this is genuinely just ageism that'll just create more crime
BBC: Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed

Children aged 17 or younger will face a lifelong ban on buying cigarettes, as the Tobacco and Vapes Bill clears Parliament.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
the people who use your app hate you too bro ☠️
bsky on twitter: "Why are you still posting here?" Because the people who’d enjoy Bluesky haven’t all heard about it yet@hikuro14.bsky.social • 3d
Bluesky has gotten big enough to be the target of DDoS attacks. I'm so proud.

Easter Mimiga O4・3d
Proud of what? Being on a vibe coded site run by libertarian tech bros who hate the fact queer people took over their little tech bro project
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
when youre in a mediocrity contest and your opponent is a 2016 material design icon pack or some *Sur icon pack
the papirus icon pack, featuring material designed inspired iconsthe "whitesur" icon pack, inspired by macOS human interface guidelines
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
...leftist memes be lik-- *gets slapped*
My ex broke up with me a year ago, this was the last message I sent her. She left me on read and blocked me 😤

[screenshot with a long ass text]
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026

Not SD, not HD, but a secret third
thing?
f4mi • 8.1K views • 2 hours ago
Newsweek:
Bisexuality
Not Gay. Not Straight.
A New Sexual
Identity Emerges.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
i’m fucking crying 😭 this guy installed a malware that keeps redirecting his queries through Yahoo, and vibe coded an extension that redirects Yahoo to Google, probably not understanding that he has malware 😭 😭
screenshot of a reddit post titled "finally!! built a solution preventing yahoo taking over my chrome". the text reads:
"so, i was basically annoyed by yahoo taking over my google search engine every other day, and i had to go to settings and change it every time.
so i built this extension which prevents that, and you won’t even realize if your search engine gets taken over.
what it basically does is redirect your queries to your selected search engine whenever it detects that yahoo has taken over. it does this automatically, so you don’t have to go into settings again and again. you can also choose the search engine according to your preference.
requesting you guys to show some love. it’s completely free.
i’m open to suggestions, criticism, or any improvements/features i can add.
also, if you guys have any other problems or need a small tool that could help, let me know. i’d be happy to work on it."
the image at the top also shows text including "yahoo tries to hijack. we silently stop it." and a counter showing "47 redirects blocked."
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
im not the kinda guy to bitch about #AI all day, but this is definitely a loss.
23 major news outlets, including The New York Times and USA Today, are now blocking the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine from saving copies of their articles.

They are doing this because they do not want AI companies to use the archived pages to train large language models.

This surely protects their content from scraping, it also limits public access to historical news records. 

It makes it harder to track how stories change over time and preserving journalism
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
tweet:

@glitchtoriches

Ordered a Nintendo Switch 2

Amazon sent $486.04 back

Switch 2 showed up anyway

I will NOT be calling them loltweets:

mentioning @JeffBezos and @Amazona sweaty guy holding a sword with his fist up
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
my friend is a diiiiiiiiiiick
friend:

Apparently Smiling Friends ended because of inflation costs.
Overseas animators are too expensive now which is why all of Cartoon Network is shit now
Just look up Smiling Friends inflation

me: 

OH STOP YOU ALMOST GOT ME

friend: worth a shot
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 13/04/2026
My biggest gripe about my Nintendo Switch is that I can't access Playstation games, and I know that I'm not alone.
My biggest gripe about my Steam Deck is that I can't access Game Pass titles, and I know that I'm not alone.

It didn't take long for Steam Deck owners to begin experimenting with running Windows 11 on Valve's hardware. [1/2]
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
> X says it’s reducing payments to clickbait accounts this is effecting the right people btw. techcrunch.com/2026/04/12/x-says-it…
a person on twitter says they rarely using "BREAKING" on their tweets, a community note shows over a dozen examples of them using such
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
finally, i can play my 3ds games in 3d, _with_ glasses. genius shit, azad.
I’m having a faaaantastic time playing 3DS games on my AYN Thor in 3D via my @XREAL_Global XR glasses 

Every 3DS game actually renders in true, native, geometric stereo 3d and it’s wonderful
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
what a great way to piss off your fucking fans 😭 i wouldve loved an OoT Switch remake & a new classic Starfox game. stupid strategy, should've used more mediocre examples like a sequel to rusty's real deal baseball
@GlobalBoxOffice
NINTENDO is reportedly circulating false information internally as a deliberate strategy to identify leakers.

These may affect some news we heard this past days, including:

• Luigi’s Mansion movie and new game 
• New classic-style Star Fox game on Switch 2 
• The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake
• Next 3D Mario delayed until 2027 

Source: 
@NintyPrime
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
Did you know? Nobody cares about the Nintendo DSi.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
i feel so bad for the cocktail :\
OpenAI says its CEO Sam Altman was targeted after someone threw a Molotov cocktail at his home

The company confirmed the suspect is in custody
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
i photoshoped my little idiot into a little idiot <3
cat wearing dunce cap, with a super f paper
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
the fall off of this clown needs to be documented, studied, thrown in the archives, and taught, so that we dont produce anymore tobuscuses in the future
tobyturner on twitter posting an ai image of himself with epstien and trump
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
i hardly even use more than 5GB of data, wtf is this guy doing using 400GB??? 😭
r/Visible:

Visible+ Pro rep confirms ~400GB soft cap on “unlimited” plan
Discussion

I’m on the Visible+ Pro ($45) plan from Visible by Verizon (their highest tier), and recently my speeds dropped to a consistent ~1.5 Mbps.

At first I thought it was congestion, but it was happening all the time on UW, 5G, and LTE.

So I contacted support, and they told me:

After ~400GB of usage, the system applies “consistent speed management”

This is automatic and based only on usage

It is not due to any violation or misuse

It cannot be removed manually

It lasts for the rest of the billing cycle

They confirmed all of this in chat (I have screenshots).

So in practice, this behaves like a soft cap, even though the plan is marketed as “unlimited.”

To be clear:

No hotspot or tethering

Just normal phone usage (streaming, apps, browsing)

Nothing outside typical use

I understand network management, but this feels very different from normal deprioritization. Being locked around ~1.5 Mbps 24/7 seems more like a fixed limit once you hit a certain threshold.

Also, I haven’t been able to find anywhere in the plan details where this ~400GB behavior is clearly disclosed.

Not trying to rant, just sharing what support told me so others know what to expect.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026
i thought i was on /r/tomorrow, who on earth is taking mario this seriously
A Reddit post titled "'Why does Movie Mario feel like a different character from the games?' Because that's the version of Mario Miyamoto always envisioned." The image compares Charles Martinet's "Mario" with Shigeru Miyamoto's "Mario" using quotes and photos.

Charles Martinet's "Mario"

"Mario is full of joy. He's full of love."

"He's a character that loves everybody."

"I wanted him to sound whimsical, playful, and fun."

"While working on Mario Teaches Typing, Martinet has said some of the lines felt too mean, so he reworked them to sound more positive and friendly."

Shigeru Miyamoto's "Mario"

"Mario is just an ordinary guy."

"He's more like a blank slate."

"Players should be able to project themselves onto him."

"We tried to move away from the peace sign pose, we wanted Mario to look more natural."

"Shigeru Miyamoto says he believes Mario has finally become a 'person' in a sense, thanks to that film debut."

"He's so cool." (Attributed to Chris Pratt)
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026
how to build your own car in 400 easy steps
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
[uspol] trump threatening to genocide a whole nation and watching everyone say good bye to their loved ones because its all apart of the art of the deal bruh trust me
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
sillycat: voz pls take off the kirk sona this is a bad april fools joke
me, with a kirk themed server profile: even if i take off this kirksona ill still be carrying the flame
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026
when i was a kid, i asked my dad to get me animal crossing 3ds, and he just kinda looked at me holding the box in the game store. he then asked, "is this something you really wanna play", and in my heart i knew i wanted this game because i saw youtubers playing it […] [Original post on vozer.cafe]
animal crossing new leaf's 3ds box art
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
waifu
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026
fuck the mile high club, i beat super mario bros on an airplane once .
super mario bros being played on a laptop on an airplane
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026
i love how Melee, Brawl, and Sm4sh 3DS all have an exploit that allows for access to homebrew software
Home Bros.
Post by Extrems on Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:21pm

An exploit for Super Smash Bros. Melee that loads homebrew software from memory card.

Requirements:
Super Smash Bros. Melee 
A homebrew-enabled, backwards compatible Wii
SD card or USB stick
GameCube Memory Manager
Instructions:
Check the inner ring on the shiny side of the disc.
Copy the matching save file and a homebrew's to the MCBACKUP folder.
Load GCMM.
(Optional) Backup your memory card.
Restore both save files.
Start the game.
Go to VS. Mode and Name Entry.
FAQ:
How do I convert existing homebrew?
Rename it "boot.dol" and use the supplied dol2gci tool in a command prompt.
I have a Memory Card 59 and the SD Card Adapter. Can I load Swiss?
Yes. Put it as "boot.dol" on the SD card.
I have a Memory Card 251 or larger. Can I load Swiss?
Yes.Smash Stack
Smash Stack is an exploit found by comex in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Unlike the other game-based exploits, it does not use a modified save file to be executed. Instead, it is based on the SD card loading function from the Stage Builder.

This guide can be used on any Wii console or on the WiiU virtual Wii mode.

If you are softmodding a Wii, you can use another exploit (see hacking guide) to softmod without needing Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Required

SD card (≤ 2GB, not SDHC) formatted as FAT32. (The game, and therefore the exploit, can only read SD cards, not SDHC) 

A copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Some homebrew to load (e.g. the HackMii installer) If you own Super Smash Bros, a New 3DS, some compatible wifi hardware and aren't afraid of going under the hood, then you can head over to yellows8's smashbroshax webpage and follow instructions there. Do note that this is currently the least convenient method of running homebrew, and will likely be best suited to installing a more permanent setup such as ironhax (see above).
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
of all gaming companies to set lower prices for their digital releases of titles, i didnt think it would be nintendo. 60$ for digital and 70$ for physical Link: www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/about-…
About Nintendo Switch 2 Game Pricing
Beginning in May 2026, and starting with preorders for Yoshi™ and the Mysterious Book, new Nintendo published digital titles exclusive to Nintendo Switch™ 2 will have an MSRP that is different from physical versions.

Nintendo games offer the same experiences whether in packaged or digital format, and this change simply reflects the different costs associated with producing and distributing each format and offers players more choice in how they can buy and play Nintendo games.

As always, retail partners set their own prices for physical and digital games, and pricing for each title may vary.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
> Nintendo Cuts Switch 2 Output by Over 30% on Weak US Sales [Bloomberg] archive.is/k7LYj its almost as if young people with the most disposable income who **cant find a job or have one but live paycheck to paycheck in this economy** dont want to spend […] [Original post on vozer.cafe]
switch two consoles being listed at 450 for just the console, and 568$ for a game bundle
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
this is how xbox copilot will work btw
@JasonBotterill
After asking Claude to collect some wood for me in Minecraft it proceeded to walk into the ocean and drown itself.
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
bowser is a dinosaur? how did i not know 😭
Super mario 64 ad:

On September 30th, Dinosaurs will fly

(shows mario holding bowser by his tail)
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vozer :vozerBow: @vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
Bluesky isn't even trying to hide how much it looks like Twitter these days, smh
My userstyle "Formerly Twitter for Bluesky" set to "X mode", which makes Bluesky look like X, Formerly known as twitter
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