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Shaun

@voxael.bsky.social
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Conservation biologist / science educator by day. General nerd by … also by day but also by night too. He/him or they/them (no actual preference) Bisexual 💙💜🩷 AuDHD.

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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 16m
Reading the 11th ed. Ork codex. Excuse me, Mr Workshop. James, can I call you James? Imma call you James. James. What do you mean “Orks have exactly 2 psychic units and one of them is the Weirdboy and the other is the Kill Rig?” James. Why is that vehicle able to use Psychic abilities?
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 1h
I loath reality TV -and- I’m a very harsh skeptic about fortune telling, particularly those who preform their ‘magic’ on TV / for profit … but I have to admit, I’m curious about #BattleOfFates
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just walked past a dude with a lit cigarette AND a vape. It’s like. Man, just fucking Kurt Cobain it if you wanna kill yourself that badly
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see so many people say “oh but that’s where all the professional opportunities are for my field” and it’s just like, maybe if more people actually fucking left the site those opportunities would start showing up on alternative platforms?
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like there’s context here I’m missing but … I will bring an iced coffee to my dentist so, yes?
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Oh, a new YouTube channel that talks about horror novels. Neat”. “And he’s doing a decent job recapping the plot without delving into opinion.” “Annnd he’s gone straight into a fringe interpretation that is not supported by the text at all because “it makes the villain more pitiable”,” *sigh*
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Stanley The Office: Disappointed, Arms Crossed
ALT: Stanley The Office: Disappointed, Arms Crossed
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kids used have REAL hobbies
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me - I should start saving some money— @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social *kicking open my door* I’ve got a new fucking book to preorder. Me - —next month, I guess
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay. While we wait for our Boyz to dry from their white reprime, let’s build us some Space Marines.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There was a passing mention of “a lawyer in Hells Kitchen” in #Wolverine and now I’m like “Give me that. I wanna see the @insomniac.games Daredevil now”
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Wolverine on the PS5 just dropped a “Let’s fucking go” in incidental dialogue. Got me like
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Reel Big Fish Fingers Electric Call-boyardee Bloodywood-fired pizza The Smiths Crisps
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every terf is terrible. Just a quick reminder of this universal truth.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Scrolling my camera roll and it’s literally all just pictures of my cat, my Orks and reaction memes.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know it’s something to do with the new codex making them great for taking in game, but I really wish I could find a box or two of #FlashGitz as sacrifices for kitbashing. No shop I’ve been able to find has them in stock which is just ridiculous
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh shit, WWE released Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods? What the fuck? But on the other hand, I’m pleased that yet another set of performers I enjoyed there are now over on AEW for me to continue enjoying. And pairing the New Level with Swerve? Innnnnnteresting
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alicia 🍳 @acorviart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a murder [ #art ]
Illustration of a crow on a branch, surrounded by the old windows XP ghosting error screens, all duplicating the crow's face so it looks like there's a murder of crows.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know it’s fan art but it’s giving me strong @gailsimone.bsky.social energy and is 100% something I could see her putting in an issue
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ME LOOKING AT BOARD GAMES: You want to play Mousetrap? STUART LITTLE: what the fuck did you just say
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MOVIE TRIVIA: they had to shoot 17 dogs before they got the final take of Ol’ Yeller right
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I see someone over on Tumblr is making direct eye contact with @voidrantsback.bsky.social in a callout post
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People speculating about Tobey McGuire’s Spider-man being the only hero in his universe are clearly forgetting that JJJ name-checked Doctor Strange in the very first movie. We never saw him, but Earth-96283 at least had a Sorcerer Supreme running around even if the Avengers never existed.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A fun thread of fun people having non-Euclidean fun.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Swerve Strickland might be one of the best talkers in AEW. And he’s fun too
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom. I need some level of direction when playing games, especially in an open world environment.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*playing #Atomfall*
*playing Atomfall*

Game - hey, you’ve successfully broken into to this classified military base. Well done!

Me - *squints at Atomfall* 

Game - Well done, you’ve restored power to this wing too.  And deactivated the quarantine shutters. Guess what, it’s the medical wing!

Me - I have a feeling I am not gonna like what you’re about to say next

Game - You should explore the abandoned medical wing of the secret military base you just broke in to!

Me - *growls*

Game, *whispering* - You should probably swap out your pistol for a shotgun. Just sayin’

Me - Mother. Fucker.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@jonathanlhoward.bsky.social I’ve just started playing #Atomfall (well, like 12 hours in) and I was just wondering if you had any particular Easter eggs or references you put in that you were particularly proud of?
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Especially since a lot of performers are filmingtheir own content these days. That means you're not stealing from an evil corporation, but the performers themselves. If you're jerking it to someone you don't know, you probably owe them money.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yesterday some of my Year 9s gave me a lovely gift. 🩷💜💙
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just so we’re all clear, the pigeons getting stuck to Peter in the first-person web-swinging sequence was a cheeky #Spiderverse reference, right? #SpidermanBrandNewDay
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Saw #SpidermanBrandNewDay last night and loved all of it. Tom, Zendaya and Jacob are wonderful as always. Ruffalo and Bernthal were fantastic. And Sadie was fucking phenomenal. My only whinge is that I wish they’d gone properly into Man-Spider (even just as like a fever dream or something).
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know it’s due to Sony’s bullshit that we can’t have Tom Holland show up in non-Sony produced films but it would have been perfect to have a cut to Peter watching the trial when Matt revealed his identity in the court in Daredevil Born Again. Matt - I am Daredevil Peter - What the f— *cut back*
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
… are we saying Ronald McDonald is a juggalo?
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sitting in my … office … at the school waiting for my first class and I can hear, very very faintly, the fucking Pink Panther theme music playing somewhere, seemingly through a wall I thought I didn’t share with anyone else
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Random people in the staff room talking about how they hate going out with one of their family members because they “alway order the same thing every time”. “Can you imagine?” they ask the table to a chorus of agreement that that’s weird. And I’m sitting there like
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Jesse Pinkman Drinking with Smoke
ALT: Jesse Pinkman Drinking with Smoke
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The year 3s on Friday worked up the courage to ask me “why” I have nail polish and earrings. Most accepted “because I like them”. A couple kept going. “But are you a boy or a girl?” Those kids did not like my response “Why does that matter?”
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trent Reznor becomes a qualified meteorologist. Nine Inch Gales
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I always loved the character back when I was watching #Scrubs for the first time but rewatching it now I really appreciate Dr Cox on a whole different level
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I still have to prime the Boyz and the Grots but I’ve officially finished building the Ork half of the #Armageddon box for #Warhammer40k
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why the fuck did IO swap from actual animated cutscenes in Hitman 1 to weird “motion comic” style ones in Hitman 2?
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Playing the intro to #Hitman2. Diana - Oh. There’s no way to get to your exit without being spotted, 47. You’d better create a distraction. And you should probably make it a loud one. Me - Hmm. I have a fragmentation grenade in my inventory. And there’s an unattended car just over there …
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Batman Deep in Thought
ALT: Batman Deep in Thought
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
J has starting to watch Outlander and she referred to it as “the Scottish show”. So naturally, in my head, this is now what I see whenever I think about Outlander.
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Blackadder BBC Comedy
ALT: Blackadder BBC Comedy
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So far I think my favourite interaction with Moxie is when she’s doing Crimes, I ask “Hey. What are you doing?”, she stops and makes direct eye contact with me, then goes back to doing what she was doing, but faster.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think I’ve discovered this like … 4 times already … but goddamn the Hitman World of Assassination is fun as fuck.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Can’t afford James Bond First Light so I’m gonna play Hitman World of Assassination instead
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
… there’s gonna be a fucking Garten of Banban movie isn’t there.
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Shaun @voxael.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
J is going on a binge of early 2000s RomComs and while I understand that I am not the target audience, I realise that I viscerally hate the whole “we’re doing deceptive mind-games because relationships are a battle that have a winner and a loser” story concept
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy!
Hand drawn text reading: Oh no! ANOTHER HIDEOUS GENERATIVE AI FLYER
Looks like they:
-don’t care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-devalue human artists and creativity
-lined a billionaire’s pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-want everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
HOW EMBARRASSING 
The text image from the other image in this post, printed six times to fit on mailing label stickers when printed
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