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We literally are the PR department??

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What’s wrong with the ‘Star Spangled Banger’?

Speaking of Dildos: We’ve got a 69% clearance sale going on for some of your favourite official Vought Dildos! There’s never been a better time to buy Homelander’s ‘Star Spangled Banger’, the Deep’s ‘Flounder Pounder’, Black Noir’s ‘Silent Screamer’ or Queen Maeve’s ‘Mighty Mount’.

Image Credit: 3D Printed Props. (Yes these really are a thing we see in the show btw. There’s a fight scene with them and everything.)

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

We’d like to help our friends at LexCorp by dealing with another rumour surrounding their illustrious founder on their behalf. A lot of people have been asking “Is Lex a little bitch?” And we can confirm that he is. He’s definitely a little bitch. We’re happy to clear-up these rumours!

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We would like to address the rumors that Lex Luthor is the ruler of a far off alien planet. Lex Luthor is clearly too busy to be the most brilliant man on Earth to also be the grand ruler of another planet. He’d have to be in two places at once. These claims are ridiculous and absurd

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#Queekisms I love my friends dearly. It’s why I am so consistently and savagely cruel to them. It’s how I show my affection.

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If you think trolling is the worst aspect of our public relations situation then you are shockingly ignorant.

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That’s 10 more copies than it actually sold HEYO!

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#Queekisms EVERY time I write w/Lex I just roast him. Don’t even know why. It’s like an impulse.

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Unfortunately, Mr. Luthor, I am not on the menu.

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That would make sense if I was a fellow creepy billionaire going through a mid-life-fascistic crisis, but I’m just an intern.

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If you have ‘half a dozen’ fans then why didn’t the movie do better?

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Superman. More like Bullman, am I right, Lex?

#Queekisms calling Lex Luthor a cuck was not on my 2am actives bingo card but we ball.

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A lot of middle-aged men get a special suit to spice up their lives. It really helps add to the whole experience while they sit in the chair in the corner of a cheap hotel room.

Who do you want to place your faith in? An All-American and gay icon. Or. The bald simp who can’t even keep his company’s name the same across different realities?

ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

who let homelander out in public without his public relations manager?

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It’s National Gorgeous Grandma Day! So why don’t you give us a call and book a visit from the great Soldier Boy to make your Grandma’s day! We’re sure seeming him in the flesh will make her feel like it’s the good old days! Soldier Boy truly prides himself on “rocking an old woman’s world”

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Soldier Boy from The Boys Introduces Himself

ALT: Soldier Boy from The Boys Introduces Himself

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Happy birthday to the sigma of all sigmas, the bro-stest with the most-est, Lord of the Seven Seas, the Deep! Thanks to The Seven Acknowledgment Act, you have all day to celebrate the Peak of Human Evolution’s sigma birth. Make sure you recycle your beer cans!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Put some respect on the modern-day Descartes’ name, Starlighter. His knowledge is deeper than the Mariana Trench and you’re clearly drowning in it.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! 🗣️ [Eagle screeching sound]

sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ @thefirsthero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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He genuinely doesn’t know who’s bed this is. #SeductiveSunday

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𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ @truthbombed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

How do you like, your eggs in the mornin’? 🎶 #SeductiveSunday

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Because we’re committed to ensuring that only the best of the best are even considered to join the Seven. Especially since the new 7th member would be replacing the beloved Translucent. So we’re taking our time with it.

ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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