𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If womb if pronounced ‘woom’, and tomb is pronounced ‘toom’… why isn’t bomb pronounced ‘boom’? #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“If my mom told me I can be anybody I want to be, why is identity theft illegal?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 000
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Lad Liquor Gentleman Juice Brotien Shake Masculine Mayo Alpha-fredo Sauce 020
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026#TheGhostOfKiki I was incredibly sick (probably punishment for all of the crimes against writing that I’ve committed here) and I’m finally back to lower your IQs! 040
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 020
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Why do some people call vapes ‘e-cigarettes’, when they don’t connect to the internet? Do you know anyone who’s ever surfed the web on one of those?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“If oranges are called oranges because they’re orange.. why aren’t avocados called green because they’re green?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍 𝟎𝟒𝟔 . @solemnvivacity.bsky.social · 21/01/2026" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ." 13233
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki I survived nature’s attempt to silence me (I was sick), welcome back Deeplander. 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The Deep — naturally, being as spineless as he is — initially hesitates to take the lead offered to him, the role so often played by the other Supe. After briefly realising Homelander was being serious, the Deep makes his way to their exit. 100
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 28/07/2026he gets sick of the "lord of the seven seas" if that counts 012
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Another new motto for mental health: a glowstick needs to break in order to glow.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 021
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki Using my general lack of cognitive function as a result of being ill for that wisdom today. 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Why are they called ‘baked beans’ when you boil them in tomato sauce, in a saucepan?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Time flies when you’re having fun.. but when you’re bored, it’s like some asshole is walking really fucking slowly in front of you. Don’t be like those people.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.— 𝓐. 𝑾𝒓𝒚𝒏𝒏 @noblestaspirations.bsky.social · 26/07/2026ooc. erm. I need permission to exist... jokes aside. this helps me feel better about bothering people, so I'm leaving this here before I sleep 01110
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki I have been advised that this would be Kevin’s favourite Pokemon (since I know nothing about it):static.klipy.comMagikarp's Flail AttackALT: Magikarp's Flail Attack 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Kevin quickly becomes embarrassed by his blunder — especially since it was in front of the man he’s most eager to impress — and backtracks in desperation. 100
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ @thefirsthero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comJbtzxclsv Reacts: You Got A PointALT: Jbtzxclsv Reacts: You Got A Point 011
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“Why do your parents tell you to eat your greens, but get mad when you make edibles with your bros at college?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 120
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“If they say not to count your chickens before they hatch, why do eggs come in counts?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“When your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.” “Whoa.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 110
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒍. ✷ @circlechase.bsky.social · 16/07/2026#mvrp #marvelrp #fightrp ❝ 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪 𝘢𝘮, ❛ 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧— ❜ ❞ 17979
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 20/07/2026ooc. let it be known that I barely intended to ship on this account because shipping would be too close to romanticizing homelander in many cases. deeplander just happened like morning wood birds of a feather except one bird is abusing the other 021
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki We’ve finally got Deeplander matching bios. #LongLiveYaoi 040
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was ‘mermaid’ for this kinda day. #SeductiveSunday #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 152
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Homelander shuts Kevin down before he can begin to apologise for possibly upsetting him. Kevin was bewildered by Homelander’s sudden generosity, but appreciated it nonetheless. Part of him wondered if this was some kind of test, and the other supe was just fucking with him yet another time. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026He just takes the snarky comment like the rest of the attitude he’s well-accustomed to by now, and keeps his mouth shut. His shoulders jump at the touch, however, it isn’t rejected. He leans his own head against the other’s, as he processes what he’s hearing. 111
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Kevin looks a little confused, his head tilting to try and force some mental activity.. “You’re the dude that called me a ‘twink’..” This was a scene right of a stranger danger commercial in the 2000s. Unfortunately, he’s very easily tempted by alcohol, and cracks open the beer. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 18/07/2026He’s now in a better mood after Homelander’s gift, these balloons, and being reassured that even if he may feel old, he’s actually really ‘young at heart’! 020
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Kevin’s midlife crisis in the men’s bathroom is interrupted by the text, which he answers immediately, as if he’s afraid of the consequences of not doing so: 📲: On my way. 📲: See you in literally less than a minute, sir. 110
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ @psycholoomis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026#row Important update guys! It turns out Spocks situation is a kidney issue, and we still need help paying vet bills. Again, spread it around and only donate if you can. gofund.me/d76bf76b5gofund.meDonate to Help with Spock's vet bills, organized by Jo BanksI need to take my cat Spock to the vet as i found a lump on her side, but I'm between pay days,… Jo Banks needs your support for Help with Spock's vet bills 2914
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 18/07/2026<— Currently on the verge of crashing out upon realising he’s now ‘properly’ in his 40s. Every single grey hair feels more noticeable now and he doesn’t like it. His knees hurt. Tears well in his eyes and he stares at himself in his bathroom mirror. 010
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Happy birthday to the sigma of all sigmas, the bro-stest with the most-est, Lord of the Seven Seas, the Deep! Thanks to The Seven Acknowledgment Act, you have all day to celebrate the Peak of Human Evolution’s sigma birth. Make sure you recycle your beer cans! 112
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ @psycholoomis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#row Hey guys, I hate to do this but this is important. My best friend and my housemates cat has a lump on her side, and we don't have the money to get her checked out. If you all could share this around, and donate if you can. Thank you. gofund.me/ce87ab656gofund.meDonate to Get Spock to the vet, organized by JD BanksI need to take my cat Spock to the vet as i found a lump on her side, but I'm between pay days, so I j… JD Banks needs your support for Get Spock to the vet 079
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki Kevin’s birthday is tomorrow! Give him a card, some therapy, or a nice punch in the face if you’re feeling generous. 000
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The way his teammate looks at him makes Kevin very conscious of his bare torso — especially of his gills, a feature he rarely lets anyone see —- and the other supe would be able to smell the adrenaline and cortisol as Kevin is looked up-and-down like he’s about to be poached. 110
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 16/07/2026<— Wheezing and coughing after making the mistake of adding a bath bomb to his bath. He’s had to learn the hard way. 110
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Put some respect on the modern-day Descartes’ name, Starlighter. His knowledge is deeper than the Mariana Trench and you’re clearly drowning in it. 011
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“Just about fucking had… what?”static.klipy.comThe Deep: Deep Thoughts with The DeepALT: The Deep: Deep Thoughts with The Deep 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“They say not to burn your candle at both ends… but who the fuck even makes those kinda candles?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“How come you drink a drink, but can’t food a food?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 010