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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

BREAKING LEX NEWS! Tony Stark named his nipples! The right one is called Charlie Chapnip. Left one is called Doctor Dotittle.

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

LEXNEWS SUPERGIRL. APPLE THIEF?!? More details to come

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

LEXNEWS SUPERGIRL FLIPS OFF MAN WHO DONATES TO HOSPITAL

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

// Okay for context. Justin Trudeau, former Canadian Prime Minister, in his younger, dumber years, did black face for Halloween. He’s apologized countless times. He was Prime Minister for almost a decade He stepped down. Mark Carney is now the Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is dating Katy Perry

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

// Calling him Katy Perry’s boyfriend when he was prime minister for almost a decade

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

BREAKING LEXNEWS Tony Stank, much like Katy Perry’s boyfriend, has some explaining to do

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

// you know I kid but you know what I always found funny? Censorship on The Walking Dead TV show They could show people getting eaten alive or having their heads bashed into mushy puddles. Really violent shit But they aren’t allowed to say fuck. That’s a step too far

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

We’d like to apologize for the foul language. Anyways, back to the intense sex life of bloodthirsty violent aliens

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

LEXNEWS BREAKING NEWS SUPERGIRL HAS ORGIES IN WHIPPED CREAM TUBS WITH NINJAS, DINOSAURS, ROBOTS, AND SHARKS …what the fuck am I reading?

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Our PR department is run by Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, John, Joan, and Jon. They are very hard workers

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The following is meant for adult LexCorp customers only HARDLIGHT DILDOS! Cumming soon for sale to Legion of Dildo. And hopefully you will too.

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

We would like to address the rumors that Lex Luthor is the ruler of a far off alien planet. Lex Luthor is clearly too busy to be the most brilliant man on Earth to also be the grand ruler of another planet. He’d have to be in two places at once. These claims are ridiculous and absurd

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Due to water damages caused by an alien attack, we are sad to announce that the Club L'Excellence located in Little Bohemia will be shut down until repairs and a criminal investigation are complete. Thank you for your patience

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

LEXNEWS Princess Supergirl demands to be called Princess! We will respect her decision and exclusively call her that! @karawot.bsky.social

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Now on sale at LexMart! Authentic Bulgarian Miak!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We are good without the Web Weaver Mayo.

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Also we are LEXCORP. Not LuthorCorp LuthorCorp was LexCorp’s past. We do not speak of LuthorCorp.

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We do indeed have those. But we don’t show the best of the breasts to just anybody. The sauce may be red, but we aren’t under any districts with red lights Only the most loyal customers can come to our beautiful succulent all American breasts and add any kind of sauce or toppings they want.

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

BREAKING LEXNEWS SUPERGIRL CAUGHT ENDANGERING WHALES Multiple animal rights groups are infuriated Marine Biologist George Costanza brought to tears! We will keep you updated as news develops

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Streaming soon on LexFlix! The Fatties: Fart 2!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The best selling book is coming in audiobook form, read to you by Lex Luthor himself! Be sure to pick up your copy of A Better World. And while you’re out book shopping, be sure to buy Lex Luthor: Simply Brilliant as well! Physical copies and audiobooks can be purchased at LexBooks!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

LexCorp is proud to say we love hiring women! LexCorp respects women! And pronouns!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

LEXNEWS Supergirl attends BronyCon! Possibly to find new horse boyfriend? More details to come!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

LexCorp, in collaboration with Hedare Beauty is proud to announce Beau-Lex, a cosmetic break through! Reverse the effects of age, stress, and sun!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Happy National Graham Cracker Day! Here at LexCorp, we love our crackers! Especially when we buy them in bulk at LexMart! Come in today for a free sample!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Fourth of July to all those American patriots!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Become a LexMart Gold member and get 10% off every purchase and 30 times your rewards point on every purchase!

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

LEXNEWS: Rumors of LexCorp forming their own sponsored superhero team seems to be making the rounds online. When questioned about it, Lex Luthor simply stated “We will see.”

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

In response to shifting trends in consumer preference, new LexBox games in digital formats only. This transition will enable us to align more closely with how our community prefers to access games today We remain committed to delivering a world-class experience and we thank you for your support.

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

LexCorp is proud to be joining BlueSky! We hope we can join you all in sharing the latest in LexCorp news! We will be posting soon! Note to intern. After posting message, be sure to message with Tuck Buckerson and from LexNews. Remind him of the upcoming talking points and what his opinions are

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LexCorp @lex-corp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Building A Better Tomorrow…Today!

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