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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Speaking of Dildos: We’ve got a 69% clearance sale going on for some of your favourite official Vought Dildos! There’s never been a better time to buy Homelander’s ‘Star Spangled Banger’, the Deep’s ‘Flounder Pounder’, Black Noir’s ‘Silent Screamer’ or Queen Maeve’s ‘Mighty Mount’.

Image Credit: 3D Printed Props. (Yes these really are a thing we see in the show btw. There’s a fight scene with them and everything.)

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Happy birthday to the sigma of all sigmas, the bro-stest with the most-est, Lord of the Seven Seas, the Deep! Thanks to The Seven Acknowledgment Act, you have all day to celebrate the Peak of Human Evolution’s sigma birth. Make sure you recycle your beer cans!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We’re happy to answer any questions or address any concerns from our valued customers!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

New at Vought-A-Burger: The Bombfire Chicken Breast Burger!™ Made with 100% American pasture-raised chicken, sink your teeth into this hot, juicy breast. Soaked in spiced buttermilk for maximum tenderness, and drenched in our original recipe hot-sauce for a fiery kick most can’t handle!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The #OhFatherlyFire! ‘Spicier Than Thou’ Hot sauce is now available at all Homelander-worshipping grocery stores to scorch your tastebuds like the flames of hell! Just don’t end up there! Buy a bottle today and get a free ‘Oh Fatherly Fire’ Hot Wings meal at Vought Burger!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Here’s a look at the latest popularity ratings for members of #TheSeven: 1 — Soldier Boy (82%) 2 — Firecracker (77%) 3 — Homelander (72%) 4 — Black Noir (69%) 5 — Sister Sage (63%) 6 — The Deep (52%)

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Did you know that there’s reportedly three million Starlighters spread across the United States? That’s almost the same as the entire Starlighter population of each state combined! So keep an eye out, patriots!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Celebrate America’s 250th birthday by teaching the next generation of your very own little heroes all about #Vought’sAmericanHistory! Written by Firecracker, with contributions from Homelander and Soldier Boy, these books are peer-reviewed by reliable internal sources.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th July from all of us at the Vought Family. Tune into any channel — yes, we’re on ALL of your screens — tonight for a #VoughtasticFourth celebration, hosted by the Seven’s loud and proud patriot, Firecracker!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Build your own fun with #LeanLad Diet Lunches! The perfect source of energy for any growing hero. Buy now for the chance to WIN a season pass to #VoughtLand!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Love this job so much! Another day in paradise! #Blessed #Vought

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Why shouldn’t you trust the Starlighters? BECAUSE HUGHIE CAMPBELL, STARLIGHT’S PARTNER, WAS THE HEARTLESS BASTARD WHO KILLED RUE IN THE HUNGER GAMES! DO YOU NEED MORE OF A REASON!?

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

SOLDIER BOY: GHOSTS OF HANOI! A true cult classic about America’s hero surviving the worst that socialism could throw at him is now replaying in theatres for its fiftieth anniversary! (Now in HD)

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Soldier Boy! He’s one of the most decorated superheroes of all time. From World War Two to now he’s been out there and fighting the bad guys! But bad guys isn’t all that he fought. Let’s take a look back at this vintage anti-drugs PSA Soldier Boy wanted to film for his fans back in the 80s.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Brave Maeve’s Pride Bar; because being your most real you is hungry work! #BraveMaeve #Pride #LinkInBio

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The Freedom Camps are NOT prisons. They’re calm and carefree re-education centres that pull people away from STARLIGHT’S LIES and into the loving embrace of Homelander. Here’s one of the attendees at one of our many camps! D’awh! He’s a cheeky little bugger isn’t he? Adorable.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

THE SEVEN ACKNOWLEDGMENT ACT! Signed into law by the President today: The Seven Acknowledgement Act dictates that the birthdays of every member of the Seven shall henceforth be observed as federal public holidays! Thank you, Mr President! We’re sure that the whole country appreciates this.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Sound isn’t the only barrier he’s breaking.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Sick…? He’s calling in…? Hahahaha—

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

DEEP STRUGGLES: A heartfelt, four-part documentary about the struggle of being queer in a deeply conservative industry and eventually leaning to accept who you really are. Coming to Vought+ this fall.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

What’s left of the submarine has been found in the Atlantic ocean, and is being removed by the Deep himself to avoid littering the ocean floor, because he’s a protector of both people and planet.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

All until The Deep bravely stepped in, freeing the passengers from the vessel shortly before the threat of implosion was imminent. We are pleased to say all passengers are now safe and reunited with their families.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

At approximately 4pm on Friday, the SeaGate Inc. ‘Bush’ Submarine — a world-class innovation in deep-sea exploration technology, named in honor of a truly great leader of this nation — set off for a tour of the Titanic Shipwreck site, the passengers hard-working Americans.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The intern stares at the weird message on his phone. Baffled, he puts down his device and ignores the spam message, turning his attention to Homelander suddenly entering the room. “Oh! Hey boss! Everything oka—”

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

#RisingTide starring the Seven’s very own Lord of the Seven Seas himself, is now streaming on Vought+. A tale of high stakes, and even higher tides!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Throwback to the time Translucent volunteered as a Crossing Guard for a local school near Vought Tower!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social I think your take on Lamplighter could be pretty fun? He’s basically a once as corrupt as the rest asshole turned into someone with genuine remorse, and let’s say, for comfort’s sake, a whole lot of depression. His power is fire manipulation -

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The Church’s official car was vandalised and damaged, and like a true believer, Oh Father refused to succumb to the wrathful spirit of anger and hate.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Oh Father is showing us all why we must turn the other cheek in the face of evil and cruelty, a key teaching of the Democratic Church of America.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

THE LAST ROUND is officially hitting Vought+ today! Settle down with your favourite beer and cuddle into your Vought VR-15 so you can relive the life of Gunpowder in the only way this patriotic asskicker would’ve wanted!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

After a THOROUGH investigation from Vought’s cybersecurity department regarding a recent leak of the Deep’s ‘private photos’, we have been able to confirm that this malicious attack on such a beloved superhero was orchestrated by none other than the Deep’s ex-wife. Cassandra Schwartz.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Start your day like a true American patriot, with #FreedomBrew. Homelander’s favorite coffee. Get yours now, at a grocery store near you.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Oh Father — Head Pastor of the Democratic Church of America — is proudly championing the cause for a return to true Christian values. He’s made a donation of $5,000,000 to a cause near and dear to his heart — a foundation supporting the homeless. This is what being a Good Samaritan looks like.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

#Manhandled Water Bottle: Because being a sigma is thirsty work. All yours for $30.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Go grab a bite to eat, and put a Big Homie in your mouth at Vought Burger! All burgers are made using 100% American beef. The Big Homie meal starts at only $5.99!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Frosted A-Trains! Start your day with a breakfast that’ll win you the race!

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Brave Maeve’s Pride (Veggie) Lasagna: Because there’s layers to all of us.

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ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ @voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Vought categorically denies any of the accusations levied at the Deep regarding him and aquatic life in the last few days. These LIES are nothing more than Starlighter smears designed to ruin the good name of a truly reformed hero. Do not believe them. You’re smarter than that.

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