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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's Never Too Late For the Universe To Heal...
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 07/10/2026
Ive got some news for you pal: the world isn't as it seems.
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 06/10/2026
I have no friends and will die alone
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angeline Era ($19.99) - bumpslash combat with seemingly endless discoveries to make, attached to a story driven by a blend of Irish myth, Christian philosophy, and Japanese-American history. one of 2025's very best - twists around your heart and squeezes hard. store.steampowered.com/app/2393920/...
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck's Quest II ($2.99) - perhaps genius level commitment to being incredibly fucking stupid. there's surprisingly deft skill applied here to make the dumbest zelda-like possible, feeling like a pinnacle of the kind of thing you'd see during newgrounds' peak. store.steampowered.com/app/3545150/...
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol, this cat's sleeping position is really adorable.
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 03/10/2026
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 01/10/2026
The Simpsons have never made a fine wine
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Maximilian @maxham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She doesn’t have to prove what’s true: NCSC ordered UNC to release names of students disciplined for violating sexual assault policy in 2020. His name is on that list. Coverage - dailytarheel.com/226351/unive... Case info - law.justia.com/cases/north-... List from IA - archive.org/details/dth-...
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University releases 15 sexual assault records following four-year lawsuit
Following a four-year lawsuit, the University released disciplinary records for individuals found responsible for rape, sexual assault or related acts of sexual misconduct. Here's what they show.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@REDACTED - التفكير هوه عدو الإنسان الأول 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒔 𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒚
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AnonKaiju @anonkaiju.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuinely horrendous news
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026
voted most likely to let it linger
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some of y'all act like you've stepped in the same river twice 😭 that is not the same river bro 🫣 you are not the same person
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it always irks me to see people treat heisenberg as an evil split personality that possessed walt like a ghost or demon because it completely disregards walts brilliant character arc, in which his worst urges and ego are enabled by wearing a hat that allows him to pretend he isn't completely bald
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
light novel title
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Don't know what to say anymore
Protesters amassed in Gosport, Hampshire, after rumours spread that the migrants might be brought ashore by lifeboats there. Police closed off access roads to the marina as activists rallied by Thomas on YouTube arrived to attempt to block the boat’s arrival. Crowds of masked protesters confronted a line of police to chants of “let them drown” sung by a child over a megaphone.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
imagine if they fired every band member every time an album came out
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Pobnellion @pobnellion.com · 19/09/2026
GIGA PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We live in a 2026 full of actual racism. Malicious and very often unabashedly overt. There's so much actual racism to enjoy. We don't need to make it up.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let's all kill ourselves. Consensually, non-violently, and in accordance with Bluesky moderation policies, of course.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every goddamn thing is spam and frauds. Every phone call, every email, every mail, every website, every post. You can't use anything without being on guard for almost all of it to be malicious junk. Even the messages I am beamed directly from God have turned out to be fraudulent.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
women should be afraid to be around you.
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rocks with some great art direction from the museum of charming stones in Japan.
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Marina Ayano Kittaka @even-kei.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New blog post: 'Being Wrong Better feat. Mary Everest Boole' What is the Philosophy and Fun of Algebra? Only the wisest babies know. marinakittaka.com/posts/2026-0...
Boole goes on to describe how the algebraic mindset has implications beyond manipulating numbers with a story of two babies and a metal pot. One baby reaches out to play with the metal tea-pot, having learned that tea-pots are cool and pleasant, The other baby cries, having learned that metal tea-pots are hot and painful to touch.

"Now you will observe that both these babies have learnt by experience. Some people say that experience is the mother of Wisdom; but you see that both babies cannot be right; and, as a matter of fact, both are wrong. If they could talk, they might argue and quarrel for years; and vote; and write in the newspapers; and waste their own time and other people’s money; each trying to prove he was right. But there is no wisdom to be got in that way. What a wise baby knows is that he cannot tell, by the mere look of a tea-pot, whether it is hot or cold."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got me throbbing 🧎‍♂️
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
labour are a hard right party.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 09/09/2026
If you write "I work for Anthropic and I think it might kill humanity" and I'm not reading it off of a Dropbox manifesto after you painted the walls of the HQ I'm inclined to think you're not being sincere
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Marina Ayano Kittaka @even-kei.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Theyshould make a phone you can fold in half 7 consecutive times. Then I'll listen
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of very smart people work at AI companies. They are worthless as human intelligence has no value.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you near solving P vs NP, Riemann, or Collatz, and ask an LLM to check your work, it flags it to its AI lab owners to scoop you. The $$$ incentives are too large. I drafted this joke a few days ago, was working to polish it, but must now rush it out on pain of being scooped.
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
link muy lord press x to jump
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my OoT remake mechanics predictions - Dodge roll - Dark Souls 2 poison DLC dungeons - 00s/90s PC imsim dungeon puzzles. Sneak in the vents — or run in Guns Blazing! - Crafting - Cow Hole cut due to budget constraints - You can sleep in Bed - Weird ending by sleeping in bed 7*365 times as young lin
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thunder is fake. It doesn't even sync up properly with lightning. There's some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No you explicitly said you want a gay Cookout. The term Cookout is part of a popular AAVE phrase so I tried to respectfully both agree we need more LGBTQ representation while also trying to encourage folks to stop using this phrase in contexts where it is not needed. As a queer black person, chill.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It hurts to see somebody else living my dream. [I turn my gaze away from the guy whose teeth are falling out.]
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RPG Site @rpgsite.net · 05/09/2026
"In the end, I hope that players can experience the world with fresh eyes, enjoying curiosity" - Analgesic Productions on developing @angelineera.bsky.social, game design, accessibility, the narrative, the state of action games, console ports, their next game, & more: www.rpgsite.net/interview/21...
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you dont wanna see me get Bad
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
REDACTED ya self 🤣🤣🤣
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A state of play implies the violence needed to maintain its borders.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is bad policy and I suggest my followers criticize it as well.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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sel @mindgrind.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🐦‍⬛🍷gentlemen... to flapping 🐓🍷🐦🍷🐥🍷🦅🍷🦉🍷🦜🍷🕊️🍷🦤🍷🦢🍷🦆🍷🪿🍷🦩🍷🦚🍷🦃🍷🐧🍷
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Ur Loving Mudda @curlylarryand.moe · 01/09/2026
We need less generative AI and more penetrative gay guy
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
having a normal one on r/condiments
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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