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emi 🦞

@sepia.northsky.social
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prestige account (sepia) so i can be human and say gay and nice things instead of argue with people i don't like. was once a pasta slut and now i uhh. y'know i'm probably asexual but i'm on the job search so i'll worry about that later

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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 3h
if one of those 5 is a warden with like 45k+ souls and a decent build it feels close enough to killing god to count
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 3h
tick tock- hey what do you mean i'm clocky
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 7h
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
stealing this
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 22h
the fact that there's no limbus sinclair over deadlock sinclair in the available mods is a crime tbh. sure the characterisation doesn't match at all but like. come on. the name. do it. i don't want to do that i just got employed and have to try not to get burnt out by that i'd rather not model a egg
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
context only makes this far worse btw
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
hmm.
a reply from some wanker called Astreia. it reads as follows: "I think that trans Americans are far more likely to get thrown to the wolves by a R-controlled senate that will eagerly and actively pass transphobic shit and appoint transphobic judges, while that stuff won't make it to the floor for a vote under a Dem senate"
This is comedic because this fuck has three labels: two from the shadowbanner ("liberal apologia" and "denies US Genocide role") and one, very important, golden label from northsky moderation. 
a label that reads "Transphobia".
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Yakult Tgirl @yaoi2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi my circumstances have not changed at all and I'm running very low in funds (£30 in bank account) I would really appreciate some help ;-;
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm not kidding; i had like a 50% egg crack rate before i decided "actually i don't really find masculine features hot or attractive" and just became a lesbian
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm bisexual in the sense of "the only guys i would date all end up being eggs and then i'm stuck babysitting another puppygirl when i already have like three to worry about"
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
she never asked for this
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
girl that peaked at diamond 3 in rocket league for some reason
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
god i love performing fucking witchcraft in rocket league
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D. and Joe @boonandstrummer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
no seriously how the fuck has this society made it to 2026 AD
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
saw someone talk about "optics" in relation to pro-palestine protests. buddy. buddy. their brothers and sisters are being killed by a bunch of crazy pedophiles and you're worried about optics? how's that stand-up show you have planned going. you're hilarious
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
let’s all write some nasty emails to meanstv sms be sure to attach both statements i’ve written about my assault www.patreon.com/marinadove_/... marinaxdove.substack.com/p/are-sex-wo...
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i found an archived version of the website on the top right and holyy i hit gold
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
when bladee said "to be honest if it's wrong i don't want to be right" he was cooking something beautiful
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
i do this often too don't worry. it's basically an essential part of the bsky experience tbh
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
sorry to draw a comparison to that fuck in this way but he's like that one dodgy af ripperdoc in cyberpunk you have to interrogate and question whilst everything points to him being like a kidnapper and organ farmer before you get there
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
yes i know this is my worst and smelliest take ever. no i don't care i know i'm right
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
because yes, everyone definitely loves turning left like 40% on a controller and it pushes you the same as if you turned 100%. so all corners are fucking horrible. you know. corners. the thing a RACING GAME with CARS is kind of based around? the damage NFS has done on the industry is irreparable
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
no like really. visually appeasing and a nice map but the irritating storylines they give it that you HAVE to trudge through to do anything actual is such a chore. and the physics. why can't more racing games just be gran turismo or beamng for crying out loud. please. we don't need the arcade slop
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Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎃 'tis the season to be... what are we, actually?
A redheaded girl is sitting at a cafe table on a date with a pumpkin. She looks disappointed. The pumpkin says "I deeply value the time we spend together, I just don't think I'm ready for such a major commitment."

The woman is a slender gal with curly orange hair reaching her arms. She's wearing thick transparent-framed glasses, has freckles. She's wearing a simple choker, light orange bracelets, rings, a black armless frilled dress with a white belt. Her dress has a bright orange interior, framing her light orange leggings with pumpkins printed all over. She's wearing loose black boots. She's drinking a tequila sunrise.

The pumpkin is sat upon the table itself. He's drinking a moscow mule. He has a hole carved on his side, from which he is smoking a cigarette.

Signed Pab 2026. Any and all AI use is prohibited without my approval.
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
god i really wish the crew motorfest was actually good
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
congrats !
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
i think about this tweet every day
tweet:

trans mf doom: got my needles and injected some estrogen. now i'm having vile dreams about sex with men. i'm bi? the vials must've hexed this femme. i liked barbies and now i wanna deepthroat ken
sean connery type voice sample: The autogynephiles pose a threat to us all.
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
fuck's sake i'm a chud that typo'd his name because i don't care enough to remember if his surname is an a or an e at the end
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
gothamist.com
NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
"bad day to believe in restorative justice" yeah, only because everyone's misusing the fucking term all the time now that it is a bad day. but you don't see it that way so go float your boat in a different pond because i sure as hell don't want to see it anchored anywhere near mine. christ
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
you know i'm surprised society's actually made it this far some days and it's mainly because of shit like this getting this many passes by too many people. that whole thread about restorative justice had like what. ~900 likes each? the shitty article had like ~2.2k? on bluesky? like jeez. how
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
how about nuance for a guy trying to hide the fact that he raped a woman to his paying fans and youtube subscribers, huh? how about that then you fucking rape apologist. "oh but you probably have a bias against rap-" no i'm actually just a decent human being. it isn't hard. kill the rapehon in you
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
bonus points when you look at the whole picture and realise he's started hiding his patreon earnings and deleted any and ALL youtube comments made roughly about before i made this thread. some break through but the mere existence of those comments with ~300 likes a piece is... enough. (jacob gellar)
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SaltyPokerFace 🦉🦉🦉 Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot Hoot 🦉 @saltypokerface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Baba is a good grandma #deadlock
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gradientdescent @gradientdescent.net · 06/10/2026
boycott it so your trans friends don’t get a sick feeling in their stomach when they come over to your house for a party & see a stack of HP merch on your bookshelf, politely excuse themselves a bit early without saying anything, and then go home feeling just a little degraded
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Ariane - DM me Dante art @superchain-theory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 07/10/2026
per ED treatment recommendation, I need about $100 to $150 for groceries. please share and donate to one of the links below, and also quote these posts for more visibility please. thank you.
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Raskul 🔮 @raskularts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they're very busy #deadlock #ratking #rem
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Robogineer @robogineer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CRUMBUMS DNI #deadlock
rat king deadlock introducing you to his rat
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
if we're moots you can be semi-weird to me. as a treat kinda thing. (this is me asking for it, actually)
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 06/10/2026
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emi 🦞 @sepia.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
would post but bluesky has some other vibecoded issue. fun.
error box. it reads: "Loading module https://bsky.app/static/_expo/static/js/web/index-e00e9e6c0e87c35848b18fa7f21d388a.js failed.
(error: https://bsky.app/static/_expo/static/js/web/index-e00e9e6c0e87c35848b18fa7f21d388a.js)"
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JPENG @kuihoihaiki.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#deadlock
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jk rowling coming up with a name for a woman: "malfoid"
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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you draw the stupid malfoid shit I am straight up blocking you idgaf
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birdblitz 🔞 // YUME PLUSHIE CAMPAIGN LIVE NOW @birdblitz.net · 06/10/2026
malfoid this malfoid that bro why don't u try getting emploid
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Tusk Deluxe @tuskdeluxe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Art by Lich Bones https://linktr.ee/Lich_Bones?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=bbb209dc-7b42-4a6b-9965-8fbc7b9423e8

Depicts Dynamo from Deadlock swarmed by female heroes, while a disinterest doorman watches
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's weird Jacob wouldn't shut down his Patron, considering that people now joining to support him might be, well, ya know...
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