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Jason Perry

@volcanopele.bsky.social
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Avid volcanic moon enjoyer, makes space images look nice

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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 5h
My partner has started vlogging about her work as an attorney, mostly focused on social security disability law. If that is your jam, please give her a view! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ3R...
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How does Social Security decide if I'm disabled?
YouTube video by Audrey C. Miller, Attorney
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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ESA Exploration @exploration.esa.int · 30/09/2026
Happy New Mars Year! 🥳 At exactly 10:16 CEST/08:16 UTC on Earth, the Red Planet begins a new orbit around our Sun. Join us in celebrating martian year 39 🎉
Infographic with facts and figures about New Mars Year 39.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Martian New Year to all who celebrate!
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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UArizona Lunar and Planetary Laboratory @uarizonalpl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While orbiting Mars, LPL's HiRISE camera has sent more than 100,000 photos to Earth over the last 20 years. www.tucsonsentinel.com/local/report...
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only every time someone posts a picture of Mimas to Reddit and the top comment, without fail, is "That's No Moon!"
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UArizona Lunar and Planetary Laboratory @uarizonalpl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LPL welcomes NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman to campus today! 🚀
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My dog has better object permanence.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
~17 hours into Fortune's Weave. The number of outer planet moon names that come up in this game is surprising (Leda, Callisto, Amalthea, Enceladus). And yes, I am trying very hard to recruit Io.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Counterpoint: I like bananas. Sure I have to spend money to have a banana, but at the end of the day, I have a banana. That I can eat. Eating said banana provides me with enjoyment.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine going back to 2014 and being told that in twelve years the biggest controversy in music is going to be Macklemore vs. Pink with Ed Sheeran caught in the middle. and then trying to figure out what it is
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What 15 years without a sequel does to a fanbase:
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Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
YouTube video by MrPresidentTom
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Wait, Dawson’s Creek wasn’t a Star Trek series
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean, we started commemorating the Civil War by performing battle reenactments so....
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Starting to hit 30th anniversaries of Galileo mission milestones. For example, this image of Io was acquired by Galileo SSI 30 years ago this evening (9/7/1996 1:41 UTC / 9/6/1996 18:41 MST) during its 2nd orbit.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Starting to hit 30th anniversaries of Galileo mission milestones. For example, this image of Io was acquired by Galileo SSI 30 years ago this evening (9/7/1996 1:41 UTC / 9/6/1996 18:41 MST) during its 2nd orbit.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Correct.
Dialect map showing that I'm from Kansas.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eh... Yeah, so I'm going to show my age here, 42. So I was 5 in the late 1980s. Looking at where I was living at the time, I think the radius of places I could go by myself at 5 was maybe 300 ft from my house. There is no way my parents would have let me go half a mile by myself.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ralph from The Simpsons sending Oh-nos and Anyways
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember when she was a perfectly normal CNBC anchor. What a cocaine, MAGA, and/or money will do to someone.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When the NBA delivers better justice against the rich and powerful than our current justice system...
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I still have William Shatner “singing” Rocket Man stuck in my head.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think Amy Metzger's views in the article largely match my own. The IAU definition tries to hard to promote the idea that the solar system, and exoplanet systems, have planets that are nice and orderly, while all the dwarf planet and other riff raff, that's chaotic.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who says that Germans don't have a sense of humor?
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Listen here you little shits...
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
B-roll of the Haitians of Springfield being rounded up because Vance decided his one big move as a vp candidate was to elevate a neo-Nazi lie about his own constituents.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The first brain rotted president isn't some Gen Alpha youth, but a boomer so senile he can't tell the difference between reality and AI.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yesterday I was half joking about the administration trying to get Ontario Lacus changed to America Lacus, but thought planetary nomenclature is too obscure a topic for him to notice. Well….
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh NOW the monsoons hit
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ontario Lacus is a hydrocarbon lake near the south pole of Saturn’s moon Titan. Measuring 235 kilometers long by 75 kilometers across, Ontario Lacus is slightly smaller than its terrestrial counterpart, Lake Ontario. Lakes on Titan are named after lakes on Earth that are roughly the same size.
RADAR SAR image of Ontario Lacus. Ontario is a dark, footprint-shaped feature in the middle of the frame. Hills surround Ontario Lacus to the north, marked by bright, rough terrain in this SAR image.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/08/2026
everything is so stupid and embarrassing all the time
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good riddance to an evil POS. Smrt ga je trebala brže pronaći.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
here he is, in a ridiculous video game cutscene, chewing the scenery so hard he's on the verge of breaking, and he still delivers one of the greatest internet memes we've ever had nobody else could have done this, because nobody else was Tim Curry
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
there are going to be many remembrances of Tim Curry today for his brilliant work in Rocky Horror and Clue and so much more, but to me this ridiculous bit from Red Alert sums up everything that made him great you never knew what you were going to get with him, but whatever it was would be brilliant
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
Alt: Tim Curry's Space gif from Red Alert
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I would like to speak to the manager of whoever is in charge of picking off 80-year-olds.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeahhhhhh… these aren’t “she’s sleeping with him” vibes. These are “she’s deeply disturbed” vibes
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Am I a spreadsheet person?
excel screenshot
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ROFLMAO. No. No we won't. We will be lucky if there are NASA and Chinese landings by then. Private enterprise hasn't even gotten a fully working robotic lander on the moon.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On our way back from a weekend getaway, Audrey and I were listening to music in the car and a song by Sum 41 came up. Looking up Sum 41 on Wikipedia (yes, I knew who they were and listened to them back in the day but what day was that exactly?) I came across this quote from Oasis's Noel Gallager:
"Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After l heard Sum 41, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time, which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around."
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#nocontext
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 14/10/2023
🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 
🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 
🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Booo, it was a catering truck, not a catering cart.
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Should’ve just left him in the catering cart to be honest.
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Io 10-11-96 - From Aster Cowart (terrasabaea.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/ruayEB
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Slowly raises hand
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Jason Perry @volcanopele.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I know he's been sent this a bazillion times today, but @emperortigerstar.bsky.social
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