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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 09/02/2026

If you’re into football, today is basically your Super Bowl

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 14/08/2025

Hear me out…a porn where Aunt Gladys from Weapons and Longlegs bang it out.

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 25/11/2024

Peep this crybaby who I made fun of 3 years ago on Twitter. He missed me so bad that he made an account on Bluesky (multiple, I’m sure) so he can let me know he’s still thinking about me. Gotta love my fans

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 11/04/2024

Good to know you still search me out on a daily basis. Rent free.

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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 11/04/2024

for your block lists, i submit kairokenshi.bsky.social: white supremacist, stalker and, if you take him at his word, sex criminal

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 10/04/2024

Hi Kairo. Copy and paste this to Twitter so I know I’m in your head. Oh wait. You can’t. You lost another account 😘

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 08/04/2024

TIL Q tips apparently aren’t supposed to be used for cleaning ears

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 04/04/2024

I hear my obsessed stalker over on Twitter got insanely triggered by this post. So here it is again, just to increase my tear collection

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 27/11/2023

I feel like this needs another gentle reminder

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 17/11/2023

Today is my 15,588th day of not learning to ride a unicycle

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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

Would love to read a lengthy nonfiction piece exploring how Grady Hendrix's Paperbacks From Hell and the imprint from @valancourtbooks.bsky.social have created a genuinely new collector's market, and helped numerous largely forgotten authors and estates escape obscurity. We should celebrate that.

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 15/11/2023

I’m seeing lots of gripes about pg-13 horror, and my opinion is that intro horror is a great thing for the genre. There’s plenty of R rated films out there for your viewing pleasure. Let the kids have Five Nights at Freddy’s.

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 21/10/2023

I wonder if Danzig really is a goddamn son of a bitch and he’s just projecting

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 13/10/2023

Find someone that looks at you the way Dave Mustaine looks at ellipses in song titles

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 08/10/2023

The Sheraton by Universal Hollywood really doesn’t care for the shower gel they put in the rooms. That’s just mean

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 06/10/2023

What’s a random quote from the simpsons that pops into your head all the time?

Frame 1 - Flanders being stupid and sexy
Frame 2 - Homer acknowledging that Flanders is stupid and sexy

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 06/10/2023

I met the guy who claimed to have drawn the first bored ape before it became an NFT thing. I almost didn’t believe him but he seemed super embarrassed so I don’t know…I think it’s true.

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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

i don’t want to say our halloween decorations caused a wreck in front of our house but our halloween decorations caused a wreck in front of our house

pov from an upstairs window of a fire truck parked at the foot of a residential driveway in front of a wrecked sedan facing the wrong way. Fire crews are spreading sand on leaked auto fluid. Sidewalk chalk chevrons from Twin Peaks can be seen on the driveway

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 06/10/2023

Well it appears the national emergency alert system works, so now I know when to head to The Winchester.

Shawn hanging at The Winchester having a pint while the zombie apocalypse rages outside

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 14/09/2023

Olivia Rodrigo is metal as fuck don’t @ me

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Patrick @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

Ok NEEED this one

Charity auction where the prize is to sit in absolute silence with Nathan Fielder for an entire hour and the bid is up to $2624 lolol

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 08/09/2023

Lol Elon’s pretending to be important

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 07/09/2023

Why do phishing emails always have bad grammar and spelling? Like always. I’ve never seen one that looks right

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

The number of people in pop music who wear Hawaiian shirts and write songs about food just got noticeably smaller.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 01/09/2023

Fuck, Marry, Kill is so violent. Let's change it to Hug, Buy the same Video Game, Kill.

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 21/08/2023

Grandmas can have a little bit of takis

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 27/08/2023

Just found out the cake I’ve been eating was a woman

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 27/08/2023

Find a better tour poster. I’ll wait

Melvins and Boris tour poster - twins of evil tour

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 26/08/2023

Folks…not everyone you argue with is racist. Stop.

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 26/08/2023

Can we get some new main characters, but they only ever talk about What We Do in the Shadows?

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 24/08/2023

Fuck, marry, kill: Fuck, marry, kill

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 24/08/2023

If I wanted updates on the republican debate, I’d go hang out at the Applebees bar and order a florpa. No clue what a florpa is but I bet Applebees has them on the appateazers menu

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 23/08/2023

that look when you're three hours into "5 more minutes" until you stop gaming

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 23/08/2023

First concert: the oak ridge boys Last concert: dead & company Best: the flaming lips Runner ups: flight of the conchords Worst: van Morrison Seen the most: the gourds (10+ times)

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 20/08/2023

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Vlad the Inhaler @vladisack.hellthread.cc · 20/08/2023

Normalize public shamings of people who back into parking spots

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Alex West @alexwest.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Happy Texas Chainsaw Massacre Day to all those who celebrate 🍖

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