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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Exactly. This is such a lie. Email had a purpose. The internet had a purpose. Search had a purpose. Everybody loved Silicon Valley in the 90s because they made shit that did what it promised. Now 3 guys who never made SHIT have ALL the money in SV. They're scam artists. Not engineers.

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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am giving this Traveling Witch away on October 31st. Every order from my shop this month is a chance to win! #October #witch #win #artprize #joncarling #travelingwitch

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They called their place a tavern Though before it was a pub They mixed pretentious cocktails And the food was all called "grub" Oh the prices were outrageous All the beers were "Local Ale" The locals stayed away in droves And hoped the place would fail The #vssdaily #prompt for 10.1.26 was #tavern

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've said that looks don't count for much Also vanity's more like a crutch But I honestly swear If your skin was still there I would kinda, maybe keep in touch #limerick

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The suave British spy, undeterred Beat the bad guys with gadgets absurd After trouncing a meanie With a vodka martini He ended up shaken, not stirred The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.30.26 is #martini

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Gina P. @gmpug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Any Stevie Wonder fans out there? Have you listened to his EP that dropped yesterday from his Songs in the Key of Life sessions? It’s great! music.apple.com/us/album/son...

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Officer, I'm very sure My dogs have never barked before They're barking loud & gruff & hard And think there's someone in the yard Yes, I understand your doubt So I will go & let them out Silly me, I guess I'm dreaming No, I'm sure you can't hear screaming The #vssdaily #prompt on 9.29.26 was #bark

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tony drove his lorry To the edge of Hampton quarry But his brakes were pretty dodgy So poor Tony's death was "splodgy" The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.28.26 was #quarry

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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have a special in my shop rigut now where you get a set of 5 prints 1/2 off their normal price. :)

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Let's go to the cinema And catch the midnight show Grabbing drinks and popcorn Settle in the backmost row Snuggle up beside me Don't care if we make a scene Paying no attention to What's playing on the screen The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.27.26 was #movie

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Matilda, given half a chance, To any tune will have a dance Light of foot and slight of frame This fairy flickers like a flame Moves her feet in clever trickery Worshipping her muse, Terpsichore Music is her whole delight Dancing off into the night The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.26.26 was #music

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Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Panic thunderclaps Nobody's here to demean I wait for censure Time traveling fifty years Fresh as each day it happened #Poetry #Tanka

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This current resurgence of vinyl When it's somehow come back into fashion I thought that its deathknell was final But now youngsters pursue it with passion The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.25.26 was #record

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Okay, wow. But it wasn’t like it hurt my feelings or anything. Not at all. I was used to this. Completely used to it.

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The stars form the shape of a gecko And the Moon is distinctly art deco As I gaze at the skies Well, I soon realize I ought to lay off the prosecco #limerick

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This might be the perfect place So camp & kitsch & groovy That look on the director's face: Here's where we'll make our movie The atmosphere has Joie De Vivre Although the carpet's worn Pinch me guys, I'm a believer Let's go and shoot some "art" The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.24.26 was #location

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Patience is a virtue My nature won't allow Soon is never soon enough I want it now now now The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.23.26 was #soon

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A need for information? This spell comes into play Pure communication But he's not got much to say

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

She's the scourge of both devils and vicars Country bumpkins and smooth city slickers But she's always struck dumb By her feisty old mum Who calls her "fur coat and no knickers" #limerick The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.22.26 was #fur

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

With a glass against the wall An ear against the glass I could almost hear it all: My parents brief impasse "Our child, he should be sent away, So wilful, crass and crude." Well, what a dreadful thing to say My goodness - that's so rude! The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.21.26 was #ear

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We call our friend Pete "The Black Hole" As his appetite's hard to control And when he wants more He can unhinge his jaw And swallow a cantaloupe whole #limerick The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.20.26 was #jaw

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My sister is so very nice So small and kind and neat Exists on veg'tables and rice And never will eat meat I'm a nasty piece of work Carnivorous right through And each full moon I go berserk And then I might eat you The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.19.26 was #meat

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Terrance was kinky, alright Indulging in bondage each night Get him just a bit drunk He'd wrap rope round his junk Tying everything 𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 tight #acrostic #limerick The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.18.26 was pretty #tight

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Step with me onto the ledge Closer closer to the edge A little more, don't mean to rush you While I've still got the nerve to push you Leaning out, it's quite the height Need to try to do this right To murder, have I got the knack? I feel your hands upon my back #vssdaily #prompt 9.17.26 #ledge

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Keeping the ol' porch light lit Nighttime visitors will benefit Oh, you're welcome to play Cos were here night and day Knock real loud as our bell's gone to shit #limerick #acrostic The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.16.26 was #knock

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’M HOSTING A NEW SHOW! Good Story, Good Story! is a new storytelling and variety show at The Elysian Theater in LA! Our show is October 1st, featuring Aparna Nancherla, David Crabb, Melissa Strype, Bandwave, and ME! Get your tickets here now: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/goodst...

Good Story,
Good Story!
A New *
Storytelling Show
Created and Hosted By Mara Wilson
Directed and Produced By Meg Bashwiner
→ Thursday October 1st 7:30 Pm
The Elysian

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Don't focus on the downside The upside's such a trip And when you see what's up with me My friend, you're gonna flip dılɟ ɐuuoǵ ǝɹ,noʎ 'puǝıɹɟ ʎW ǝɯ ɥʇıʍ dn s,ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs noʎ uǝɥʍ pu∀ dıɹʇ ɐ ɥɔns s,ǝpısdn ǝɥ⊥ ǝpısuʍop ǝɥʇ uo snɔoɟ ʇ,uoᗡ The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.15.26 was #flip

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wendy brought Mike, Jo and Sue Sue, of course, grabbed Jake Jake arrived, as did his crew That seemed like a mistake And as the "helpers" list increased The whole shebang devolved The broth was spoiled, as was the feast, With all the cooks involved The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.14.26 was #involve

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Believe in me!" the prophet said While holding out his hand He took my faith the day he fled And also fifty grand I guess he thought the whole thing funny He's naught more than a thief The tracker hidden in my money Is where I had belief The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.13.26 was #believe

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The sun shines on my rooftop Its panels make the power The power heats the water And I can have my shower My garage has a battery It's big and smooth and white It saves up all that sunshine So I can shower at night The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.12.26 was #solar

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Young Barry loved sex, drugs and drinking Not a guy who went in for deep thinking He would try any vice No one had to ask twice Now he lies in his casket, unblinking #limerick The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.11.26 was #vice

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A report that is somewhat belated: Norse legends were all mistranslated Odin and Loki Both loved Karaoke While Thor's ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 intimidated #limerick The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.10.26 was #hammer

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It was an accidental conception Bypassing careful contraception As for the due date That darn kid couldn't wait Delivered in the ER reception The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.9.26 was #reception

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A church doesn't make a village A market square doesn't make a town A cathedral doesn't make a city And kiss won't cure my frown But they help @vssdaily.bsky.social The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.8.26 was #cathedral

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You can't make me shop at Target I will never do that dance I've no love for corporations Complying in advance The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.7.26 was #target

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Morning Singing Kitten

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

NEver sit too long EDges cut into the flesh LEading to tingles #acrostic #haiku The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.6.26 was #needle

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Uncle Arthur's celebration As he's now out on probation Marred by mass inebriation Such a massive fail What in heaven was he thinking? Rules are strict - there is no drinking Hungover with his red eyes blinking Heading back to jail The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.5.26 was #celebration

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Bluesky you are fun to use You get too little credit With your tiny letter count And phobia of "edit" But when it comes to messaging You'd maybe get the crown Except that when I use you You are oh so often down

Bluesky is down again
Why is it so?
Bluesky, dear bluesky
It's sad that you blow

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The oak, it may intimidate The larch might underwhelm But only a degenerate Would overlook the elm Without exaggeration It's so good to smell and touch And it's only aberration? A disease named for the Dutch The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.4.26 was #elm

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I landed in Hawaii With a tummy full of gin To find that all my luggage Was arriving in Berlin I checked into my hotel room And lay down with a sigh To find my bags had moved again Now passing though Dubai 1/2 The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.3.26 was #airport

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The lecture wore on For the bulk of the day Professor Lapin Had a whole lot to say His degree came, he said, From the school of hard knocks The he suddenly fled When he scented a fox

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sloppy Sal is a boss with no grace Phlegmatic old shouty nutcase Receive his opinion As if you're a minion: You get it all over your face #acrostic #limerick The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.2.26 was #spray

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Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A revolutionary called Clyde Was martyred by fascists (he died) Now the death of one rebel Can act like a pebble And trigger a massive landslide #limerick The #vssdaily #prompt for 9.1.26 was #pebble

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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dogs who just can't get enough of their hoomans. 🐶 Woof 💖 #dogs #loving #clingy #adorable

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