iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Panic thunderclaps Nobody's here to demean I wait for censure Time traveling fifty years Fresh as each day it happened #Poetry #Tanka

072

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Dolly Parton Day, y'all!

The cover of the single "9 To 5" from Dolly Parton. The cover features Dolly holding various work tools, while wearing heels, of course.

010

Reposted by Foofer

Leslie Uggams @leslieuggams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Friends, I urge everyone to check your voter registration, but do so only at VOTE.gov Elon Musk has launched a scam website called VoteSafe (.org) that does NOT register you. It steals your data and sells it. Also, here's the Talarico interview the FCC tried to ban. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLDE...

1103

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

He's straight up bribing us now? Somebody is desperate.

041

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Goodness Gracious written by Kevin Gilbert in 1992, from his 1995 album "Thud." It's more relevant than ever. "The baby boomers had it all and wasted everything Now recess is almost over and they won't get off the swing" youtu.be/KSVetAleJLw?...

youtu.be

Goodness Gracious

YouTube video by Kevin Gilbert - Topic

031

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm trapped in a hole that I dug I panicked, then stopped with a shrug I'm here anyway I may as well stay All snug as a bug in a rug The #vssdaily #prompt for 2026/08/28 is #hole #Limerick

0103

Reposted by Foofer

Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Crossing the Forgotten Sound The air could not be crisper Though dark minacious clouds abound The wind is but a whisper Her journey started long ago And far it is from ending The tiny witch does onwards go Untroubled but unbending

082

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

How to be a good human - ask yourself "What would Dolly do?" #WWDD

Dolly Parton being her fabulous self at Heathrow Airport

011

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry in "Times Square" 1980. Damn, he was cool.

Tim Curry playing Johnny LaGuardia in Times Square (1980)

022

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Very probably the best person ever ever ever.

A quote by Dolly Parton, "Find out who you are and do it on purpose."

000

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Newspapers giving handy hints to deal with global warming feels grim.

A headline from the app for the U.S. edition of The Guardian reading "No AC? No problem. 10 heatwave essentials"

241

Reposted by Foofer

Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

"Land of Enchantment" Red letters on yellow Dazzles in the headlights It's welcome nonetheless The asphalt beneath us Is suddenly smoother Our unspoken tension Eases somewhat My plucky passenger Riding shotgun Starts to cry I join her #AmpersandAfterDark #Prompt "headlights crossing state lines"

0104

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Unremarkable - that is my flaw I'm not going to fill you with awe Though nice at my core I'm rather a bore I've got a certain je ne sais blah #Limerick #Poetry

1103

Reposted by Foofer

Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Well, it's been thirteen months since we wished you "adieu" But tonight is the night all our dark dreams come true The cat flap of Hades has opened a crack And my sweet, ghoulish kitty has found her way back

082

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Tyra Banks filed a defamation lawsuit which claims the America's Next Top Model docuseries on Netflix edited down her interviews “to support a false and defamatory narrative unrelated to what she actually expressed” ANTM contestant Angelea Preston: "Now you know how we feel" #ANTM

static.klipy.com

Miss J J Alexander

Alt: The beautiful Miss J Alexander

021

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

There's a big big birthday today! The lovely Alan Carr is the fabulous five-o!

Comedian, Alan Carr, being all delightful.

131

Reposted by Foofer

Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

He grew a branch for birds, they say As perches they did lack And there he stood, throughout the day With foliage on his back He grew a branch because he could And leaned upon his sword To counterbalance all that wood Yet still the sun seemed bored

031

Reposted by Foofer

Jammes Luckett | Poperratic @poperratic.com · 02/06/2026

Just got word that Poperratic is officially in the rotation on @otat247.bsky.social a 24/7 independent, commercial-free, fully licensed broadcaster. Catch their shows over at IndieMusicFans or Live365. Many thanks to Dave and Lisa for the airplay and getting my music into new ears and good company!

033

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

"Close that book, you don't have to be smart" "Run around in the street after dark" It has to be said The voice in my head Doesn't have my best interests at heart #Poetry #Limerick #Poem

082

Reposted by Foofer

Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

A peaceful and introspective Memorial Day to you all Somewhere in France, near the end of the war Young cavalry-man full of esprit de corps An act of bravado, the end of a life Some very bad news for his school teacher wife (My great uncle Will died six weeks before the 1918 armistice)

092

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I plan a great catastrophe To force a grand metastrophe But I know me I lose my nerve Closed eyes slammed brakes I swerve #Poetry #Poem

1124

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'm trying but not in the mood I don't want to cheat or extrude I've nothing to say But I write anyway Skipping Limerick Day would be rude #NationalLimerickDay #Limerick #Poetry #Poem

061

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It's high time for these symptoms to wane Having vertigo is such a pain Tilt my head the wrong way And the world starts to sway Now I'm walking around with a cane (Based on an annoying true story) #Poetry #Poem #Limerick #BPPV

372

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Spring in the desert Brief and unpredictable I savor fast days #Poem #Poetry #Haiku

051

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

The day cracks open with a threat I freeze before I proceed The only miracles I'll get Are the ones I will not need #vssdaily #Miracle #Poetry

091

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Gripping the bluff's edge With toes and plunging mettle Waiting for a shift #Poetry #Senryu #Haiku

0110

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I can't stand feeling hot Being cold has no merit I'm just a Goldilocks Trying to Baby Bear it

051

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

If I were a drug addict, while that would be bad, I imagine I would have amazing stories about great danger and intrigue. But, I am a food addict and there isn't one fascinating story beginning with, "It was 3 a.m. and I had just polished off a party size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by myself..."

061

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Ate myself into a coma So off to bed I did roam-a The chips and the fishes Were oh so delicious I'm deep in food catatonia #Limerick #Poetry

0100

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I'm insane. No punchline or anything - just stating a fact.

270

Reposted by Foofer

George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

412374487

Reposted by Foofer

Jammes Luckett | Poperratic @poperratic.com · 05/10/2025

Poperratic live in NYC! RSVP for hand-numbered exclusives + soundboard album from show. Can’t attend? You can still RSVP wherever you are to support Poperratic — you'll get the album & I’ll donate your ticket locally. Here’s the flyer. #Rock #LiveMusic #MusicSky #BlackSky #IndependentMusic

163

Reposted by Foofer

Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Dot dash, dot dot dash No, wait I got that bit wrong I'll have to re-morse #haiku The #vssdaily #prompt for 10/2/25 was #remorse

0284

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Nightly awake-fest Counting little sheep footies 'Til second sleep comes #Senryu #Haiku #Poetry #Insomnia

0151

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Packed my bags and fled Full speed run into your #web A willing captive #vssdaily #Senryu #Haiku #Poetry

0193

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

*Distant crash* *Vlad enters room* Vlad: I'm a ninja. Foofer: I heard nothing. I mean, where did you come from?

290

Reposted by Foofer

Neal Sellers @nealsellerswrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Just dusting off the cobwebs in case anyone is interested nealsellers.com Amazon The Cackling Of The Crows a.co/d/hcMqWjf Poetry In Motion a.co/d/5jERgRQ Like & Follow Facebook www.facebook.com/profile.php?... Instagram www.instagram.com/neal_sellers... TikTok www.tiktok.com/@iamnealsell...

3154

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I think we'd all be a lot happier if we stopped trying so hard to pass for normal and accepted ourselves for who we really are. Celebrate your inner mess! Be your weird selves everybody!

media.tenor.com

Paul Sinha Taskmaster GIF

Alt: Paul Sinha on Taskmaster, celebrating his loss with a nice lie-down on the grass.

170

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Lost inside each other We found ourselves #Micropoem You'll hardly know you're reading it

0121

Reposted by Foofer

Vlad the Impala @vlad-the-impala.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I sailed to Sweden in the freezing snow I hiked to Haiti with a crimson crow I've sewn a sweater on the Isle of Skye I can't slow down, I'm the wandering eye In Vietnam I cast a spell In Marrakesh I went through hell In a land Down Under I learned to fly No one can stop me, I'm the wandering eye

091

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

My back hurt so I took some autism pills and I'm feeling better now.

2102

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I had to pretend I was functioning human being in front of strangers for half an hour this morning and I am exhausted.

2120

Foofer @foofertheimpala.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

We're not cool But we're kind We're not flash We don't mind We're enmeshed We combine We don't match But we rhyme -For Mr. The Impala ❤️ #Poetry

2161