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Dawg, history is fucken hilarious Pompeii is covered in 2,000 year old dick graffiti Ea-Nasir is probably the most famous copper merchant ever because of all the hate tablets he got

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have no idea who that lady is and I feel like that's a blessing

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Those both sound amazing, but Rockland is south of Boston and Braintree so we can't make it up to Maine this trip 😢

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Any suggestions on places to eat late lunch between Boston Airport and Rockland, Mass on a Friday?

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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

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Steve @stevetsra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"I shovel well!"

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ahahaha all written content is basically executable code now

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I only have time to hit one rummage sale department before my first meeting tomorrow. Crafts? Jewelry? Clothes??

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pete Sampras, Harold Perrineau as Mercutio, my husband, Danny Ric Give me curly mops! The more impish and silly the better

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Once Danny Ric left there wasn't much for me. He could get it, though, that guy's hilarious

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I used to think Sainz was pretty before I realized he can't not obstruct drivers during quali And like dude cannot talk, his voice is terrible, swallowed 5 Spanish frogs

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All yours, lol They're all so skinny, I'd snap them like twigs. And I'm old enough to be their mother, most of them.

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes yes yes putting it on repeat

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But why does he look like F1 driver Esteban Ocon? @f1whitney.coys.social back me up here

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mine was like "has a dog" (I do not) and "buys sugarless gum" Literally no opinion on my butt, nor the extent of any of my hobbies "Likes books" like yes congrats Amazon geniuses! I've read 57 of 58 books this year on my Kindle! How did you know??

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Bet you didn't expect a Freddy Got Fingered quote on your timeline #ImOld

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love watching multi-eventers throw javelins. Just the widest varieties of run-ups. Each one like a clippity clop little horse. "My hooves! My hooves!" I cry each time. (catching up on the U20s in Oregon)

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I pet a nice doggie on my walk today. There were a lot of bumblebees out, too.

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@automated-lists.bsky.social has a bunch of different follow count thresholds you can apply

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lemme try to find it for you

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I block anyone who follows over 5k accounts, that seems to cut down new bot followers significantly

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

From my notebook. My philosophy, while writing books, for the last ten years.

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Would it fix the timeline if we went back to one-strapping backpacks and overalls?

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My husband is type 1, dm me

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Forgot how immersive a physical book can be

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Devasted they made Trombone Shorty wear an undershirt 💔 #MNF

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can I introduce you to the cold ankle's best friend: the leg warmer! Like a cozy sweater for your ankles. They are a must for me on airplanes and cold areas. They can hide under wide leg pants. You can feel so 80s AND COZY

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It only took that long because I was raised by a single mother. She could do everything.

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I first learned of patriarchy in preschool. It was a really hot day, no AC. The boys were taking off their shirts to be more comfortable, but I was not allowed to. That societal rule, that men must be comfortable but women cannot, has continued throughout my life.

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My husband calls them "shants". I mean, less leg to shave than for shorts. Do nothing for me aesthetically.

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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that’s the sort of tech I enjoy on the catwalk, not robots or a whole show created by generative AI

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FYI I will tag any overtly political post with the same tag, you can mute that tag and only see my shitposts about sports and computers and books

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Markwayne Mullin boutta start the Butlerian Jihad early #USPolitics

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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Duuuude! Congrats! You've worked so hard to earn that!

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