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Viviennui

@vivienigma.bsky.social
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🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ Vivien, She/Her. Failed writer, amateur woman, mid barista. 37. ☪️🏳️‍🌈. ☀️♍️🌙♑️🌅♓️.

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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 18h
lowkey it sometimes feels like my gender is just punch clock service worker
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there's a weird irony in having the oral surgeon remark, "you don't look 37, you have really good skin" as he yanks teeth out of your skull
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
down to 24 teeth today. if i lose 4 more and i'll be down to the same number as children with baby teeth, which i think would give me such an edge in age regression circles
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do y'all think a trans woman and a heavily pierced and tattooed cis dude can be platonic friends? or is the temptation just too great?
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hate to hand it to sexists, but you can in fact temporarily fuck the crazy out of a girl
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you miss a day of locktober, can you make it up qada'an like when you miss a fast in ramadan? or do you have to like, help 60 people cum or something as penance too?
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
add another mark in the "you would have made one hell of a catholic" column on the comments-from-my-therapist scoreboard lowkey proud of how close i am to breaking double digits
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
where do yall find the time to love one another AND endlessly fixate on discourse?
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's a pleasure to know you, love you, and call you a friend. i don't know what you would need to be more "mutually beneficial" than that
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they should invent some kind of new hole that you don't need to prep to use, for people with touchy sexual drives who easily lose horny steam. anyone working on this? or how about a genital that actually feels good when someone else touches it? could be fruitful
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"hot girls don't get cold" great, now i'm shivering AND dysmorphic
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
starting to suspect i might never find the time to write the debut novel that will singlehandedly lift me out of poverty. call it a hunch
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lowkey think i should sell everything i own and get ffs. own nothing but be cunty
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rewatched Her (2013) last night, and wow, from the perspective of 2026 that movie is now low key horrific
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everyone is supposed to be kinder and more naked than they are
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
its cool y'all have the baseball thing, but you will not trick me into attending a sports event just by making it trans
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
resident evil fuckin rips, zach cregger undefeated
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i need like one 3rd less forehead. i don't care if that is a betrayal of east africa, i hate being a human billboard
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you've never experienced a woman you love falling asleep on your lap during a long train ride, then you've never lived
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s so fucked up that a woman has to be sexy to be seen as a woman but a man doesn’t even have to be sexy to be seen as sexy
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i should be old hat at this, but it's still a "wow, holy shit" from me boss
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yeah..
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is she crushing me into a thin paste? yes do i want her to get off me? no
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
forreal, i'm so sick of hearing his name and seeing his gace
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ty
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh fuck off
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fascism hangs around us like smog and we've been breathing it in our whole lives, to the point that when someone tries to make an observation about it mother fuckers turn around like, "bitch thinks the air is fascist 🤣"
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm asking sloane, i don't trust y'all. liable to lead me astray just for fun
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
is... is this a real tip?
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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
one time i got really really really close to breaking the cycle and achieving Nirvana but at the last moment i was taught what a "spliff" is,
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vashíto @vashperado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what is this, some kind of a dino crisis!? 🦖
artwork of Regina the main character from the video game dino crisis, drawn holding a gun with her back to the wall peering around a door seeing a pair of devilish deinonychus dinosaurs inside, washed in red alarm lights.
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wish fate would have showered shulamith firestone with all the blessings it gave gloria steinem, but i suppose such things aren't possible without aligning yourself with the cia
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i just found a spirit halloween sign on my pussy??????
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
actually, there's only two kinds of people on earth: taxonomy perverts, and everyone else
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it involves hardening your heart, i can't recommend
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
her: you gotta go easier on yourself, remember, you've got sexual assualt trauma me: yeah, but it's only happened twice, so that's hardly an excuse
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z @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
being politically radical sucks dude i’m tired of having to balance caring about real things with not being absolutely miserable for heterosexual company
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i relate to the dolly town trollop story cause when my folks first caught me with porn as a kid they tried to dissuade me by asking, "how would you like it if perverts were watching you be naked?" and that's when i realized i too was trash
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
manuls weakly biting people's faces party
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/08/2026
We need to invent a socially acceptable way of bragging about your girlfriend's dick. Like I'm just supposed to not say anything about it? Even if it's beautiful!? Fucked up.
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
kinda cool that there's actually enough new trans media out that i can actually say, "some of this isn't for me," and give it a pass
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i'm thinking of tim curry performing "i'm going home" for the rocky horror picture show. rip 😞🤲🏼
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
put the cat youtube on while kitty was sitting by the window, and she, wide eyed, started quickly looking back and forth between the tv and the window, as if experiencing a feline baudrillardian crisis. the hyperreal comes for us all
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the upside is, feeling inadequate is very woman coded
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i am a hypergnostic - six layers of demiurges. each one bigger than the last
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh look! it's cry-alone-in-the-bathroom-for-reasons-i-don't-entirely-understand o'clock!
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i'm very happy for ya
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
they recently added "oh no" by marina and the daimonds to the store playlist, and everytime i hear it i have shellshock style flashbacks to the tumblr trenches
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Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
there's nothing about the boy times i want back... except my sex drive. i'd be such a slut if only i had my boy sex drive
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