Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 18hlowkey it sometimes feels like my gender is just punch clock service worker 000
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026there's a weird irony in having the oral surgeon remark, "you don't look 37, you have really good skin" as he yanks teeth out of your skull 030
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026down to 24 teeth today. if i lose 4 more and i'll be down to the same number as children with baby teeth, which i think would give me such an edge in age regression circles 030
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026do y'all think a trans woman and a heavily pierced and tattooed cis dude can be platonic friends? or is the temptation just too great? 030
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hate to hand it to sexists, but you can in fact temporarily fuck the crazy out of a girl 020
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if you miss a day of locktober, can you make it up qada'an like when you miss a fast in ramadan? or do you have to like, help 60 people cum or something as penance too? 020
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026add another mark in the "you would have made one hell of a catholic" column on the comments-from-my-therapist scoreboard lowkey proud of how close i am to breaking double digits 030
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026where do yall find the time to love one another AND endlessly fixate on discourse? 010
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it's a pleasure to know you, love you, and call you a friend. i don't know what you would need to be more "mutually beneficial" than that 011
Reposted by ViviennuiJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl. 211065176
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they should invent some kind of new hole that you don't need to prep to use, for people with touchy sexual drives who easily lose horny steam. anyone working on this? or how about a genital that actually feels good when someone else touches it? could be fruitful 250
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"hot girls don't get cold" great, now i'm shivering AND dysmorphic 040
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026starting to suspect i might never find the time to write the debut novel that will singlehandedly lift me out of poverty. call it a hunch 120
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026lowkey think i should sell everything i own and get ffs. own nothing but be cunty 030
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026rewatched Her (2013) last night, and wow, from the perspective of 2026 that movie is now low key horrific 020
Reposted by Viviennuiz @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026everyone is supposed to be kinder and more naked than they are 082
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026its cool y'all have the baseball thing, but you will not trick me into attending a sports event just by making it trans 050
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i need like one 3rd less forehead. i don't care if that is a betrayal of east africa, i hate being a human billboard 020
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026if you've never experienced a woman you love falling asleep on your lap during a long train ride, then you've never lived 010
Reposted by Viviennuiz @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it’s so fucked up that a woman has to be sexy to be seen as a woman but a man doesn’t even have to be sexy to be seen as sexy 161
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i should be old hat at this, but it's still a "wow, holy shit" from me boss 130
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 12/09/2026is she crushing me into a thin paste? yes do i want her to get off me? no 020
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026forreal, i'm so sick of hearing his name and seeing his gace 120
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 08/09/2026fascism hangs around us like smog and we've been breathing it in our whole lives, to the point that when someone tries to make an observation about it mother fuckers turn around like, "bitch thinks the air is fascist 🤣" 000
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i'm asking sloane, i don't trust y'all. liable to lead me astray just for fun 220
Reposted by Viviennuipenny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026one time i got really really really close to breaking the cycle and achieving Nirvana but at the last moment i was taught what a "spliff" is, 091
Reposted by Viviennuivashíto @vashperado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026what is this, some kind of a dino crisis!? 🦖 8789931988
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i wish fate would have showered shulamith firestone with all the blessings it gave gloria steinem, but i suppose such things aren't possible without aligning yourself with the cia 010
Reposted by Viviennuiz @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i just found a spirit halloween sign on my pussy?????? 2163
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026actually, there's only two kinds of people on earth: taxonomy perverts, and everyone else 000
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026it involves hardening your heart, i can't recommend 010
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026her: you gotta go easier on yourself, remember, you've got sexual assualt trauma me: yeah, but it's only happened twice, so that's hardly an excuse 030
Reposted by Viviennuiz @ahumblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026being politically radical sucks dude i’m tired of having to balance caring about real things with not being absolutely miserable for heterosexual company 031
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i relate to the dolly town trollop story cause when my folks first caught me with porn as a kid they tried to dissuade me by asking, "how would you like it if perverts were watching you be naked?" and that's when i realized i too was trash 060
Reposted by ViviennuiBoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/08/2026We need to invent a socially acceptable way of bragging about your girlfriend's dick. Like I'm just supposed to not say anything about it? Even if it's beautiful!? Fucked up. 311312
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026kinda cool that there's actually enough new trans media out that i can actually say, "some of this isn't for me," and give it a pass 0100
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i'm thinking of tim curry performing "i'm going home" for the rocky horror picture show. rip 😞🤲🏼 010
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026put the cat youtube on while kitty was sitting by the window, and she, wide eyed, started quickly looking back and forth between the tv and the window, as if experiencing a feline baudrillardian crisis. the hyperreal comes for us all 011
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the upside is, feeling inadequate is very woman coded 020
Reposted by ViviennuiIsobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i am a hypergnostic - six layers of demiurges. each one bigger than the last 182
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026oh look! it's cry-alone-in-the-bathroom-for-reasons-i-don't-entirely-understand o'clock! 000
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026they recently added "oh no" by marina and the daimonds to the store playlist, and everytime i hear it i have shellshock style flashbacks to the tumblr trenches 000
Viviennui @vivienigma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026there's nothing about the boy times i want back... except my sex drive. i'd be such a slut if only i had my boy sex drive 020