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Tortemo

@vitamindficient.bsky.social
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Life boat from the dumpster fire that is twitter. Please use alt text on your images. If I randomly follow you, we're probably moots on the Other Site

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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I need one of those TikTok IV traveling nurses but instead of B vitamins or whatever I need like, hydration because drinking sucks when you’re not feeling good
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
My homemade knockoff ORT stands no chance against the dehydration happening to my poor body
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Accidentally food poisoned(?) myself and oomf so I think I should just D*e
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
All this stuff coming out how Nintendo can brick your switch 2 from the wrong type of voltage TOUCHING it and y’all are still buying it? Nintendo is NEVER going to learn 😭
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pleading for a world where the reaction to this is a return to standard operating paradigms which don't require a smartphone or an app.
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Cole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 29/04/2025
Bluesky went down cuz yall aren’t showing enough hole
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
oh to be sandwiched between Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal in a tiny loveseat…
Chris Evans, Dakota Johnson, and Pedro Pascal doing promo for The Materialists (2025)
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hot pocket papi @twunknoise.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
“It would be a serious mistake to think this only affects LGBTQ people,” Abrigo said. “The real target is one of the pillars of the Affordable Care Act: the preventive services protections. That includes cancer screenings, heart disease prevention, diabetes testing, and more.”
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Omg defund the police was never a bad rallying cry and I refuse at my big tired age to react to the people who still say this and clearly have zero understanding about how and why social change works. It’s 2025 and bless whoever wants to still argue with these guys
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pashawasha @pashawasha.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I 100% agree with Talia. Trans liberation NOW Right fucking now. No more waiting no more stalling no more tactics no more strategic concessions. RIGHT NOW.
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Day @daybear.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
a public free-use bottom counts as a Third Place
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 27/04/2025
I can't help but notice the japanese marketing for the new Donkey Kong game has a minor but questionable design change
Japanese promotional banner for Donkey Kong Bananza where DK appears to have nipples for some reason.
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AndrewWesleyH @andrewwesleyh.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Screenshot of Merrie and Pippin from LOTR and the caption has been edited to read ‘we’ve had one, yes. But what about second brat summer?’
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BGM @biggergayermagic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I made a video about how to play commander for free. It’s on my YT, be cool if some gay nerds watched it 👉👈. #mtg #lgbt #nerd #bear #magicthegathering #free #howto youtube.com/@biggergayer...
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Eid Mubarak my gays
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Okay so I made a video. youtu.be/OOK5xkFijPc
youtu.be
Power isn't energy. The difference matters more than you may know.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
LMFAO wait I forgot about that. I figured it was something Qlo related though. But yes, Johanna would’ve been hearing from me 😭
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
HUH? 😭
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Why did my coworker who I don’t know that well twist my nipple???
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Do you ever just ponder what your life could have been like, even though you know it’s bad to think like that and you should just enjoy the moments you’re living in?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
One man angrily shouts "GOON!" Another shouts "NoFap!!!" They start beating the shit out of each other. Suddenly, a light shines down on their awed faces. A radiant angel appears with the words "masturbating a normal amount" above its head.
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Oomfs who we were dating for a while got married and I’m having a lot of feelings and I don’t know exactly what they are so I’m just gonna do some dishes
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Dear hotels, Please provide photos of your “accessible” bathroom and shower set-ups on your websites so that we can see if they are actually accessible. Signed, Disabled people everywhere
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Thank you technology connections for making me feel bad about my home! (Mild joke)
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I have come to the conclusion that the most important thing in a home is insulation
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
45 minutes…just 45 more minutes and my 6 day work week ends… and I’m on a lunch for 11 more minutes
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Love the act of disappearing, hate the impact it has on the people around me. Wish I could just like, wipe the memory of me from everyone’s minds until I can take a really long nap
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NonBinaryNyan @nonbinarynyan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Please remember that some artists cannot do these in person events, or can only do so VERY VERY rarely and at great risk, for a variety of reasons. A few examples: disability, being immunocompromised, physical distance, lack of financial resources. Those issues often intersect.
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incipiental @incipiental.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
if you're going to do in-person, PLEASE encourage or require masks. We're harming our communities by throwing superspreader events and not creating disease mitigation plans.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
A man says "shit. my asshole sealed itself up again." His partner lovingly says "here let mere tear you a new one. The partner pinches a patch of anal skin and proceeds to rip the physical paper the makes up the comic because they are cartoon characters. It makes a SHHRIPP noise.
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MajinBeeff @majinbeeff.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Another transphobe to add to your list of cunts
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ZacharyisWackary @zacharyiswackary.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Afternoon in Palm Springs
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It's me, Syd @adabear-art.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The strongest teams stand together. For a patron 🔥🔥🔥
A black and white drawing of dog furries at a protest, looking arms and hollerin. The focus of the image is Nimbus, a big fluffy malamute, who makes eye contact with the viewer while she snarls.A black and white drawing of dog furries at a protest, looking arms and hollerin. The focus of the image is Nimbus, a big fluffy malamute, who makes eye contact with the viewer while she snarls from behind an N95.
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Outcast (Kuta) @outcaststars.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
anyway follow this Anti AI games list on steam store.steampowered.com/curator/4551...
store.steampowered.com
Steam Curator: The Curator Page I Made to Flag AI Slop
Specifically flagging slop games with no real artistic integrity.
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
D-did you steal my cat
A picture of my princess Patsy Cline lying on her side, staring cutely into the camera. She’s a white and grey cat.
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hayden m. knight @haymayden.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Many queer people are looking at the uncertain months and years ahead with dread, awaiting the future in fear. It might seem paradoxical, but there is hope to be found in our past. If there was ever a time to look back into the deep well of queer history, it's now.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/02/2025
ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to post screenshots of twitter on bluesky dot com
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sam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It’s the 1 year anniversary of Aaron Bushnell’s martyrdom. I think about Aaron a lot, his steadfastness and eloquence in his final moments. It is our duty still to speak up for Palestine until it is truly free. Let’s strive to make Aaron proud. 🇵🇸 🕊️
A photo of Aaron Bushnell smiling, wearing a party hat.
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catshitgirl @catshitgirl.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
texting the cock man for cock
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Like do I need to become a fucking LIGHT engineer or run for some little lowlife political position to get these motherfucker’s brains ticking, like is something not clicking??!
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
God I wish these drunk drivers killed more drivers than my fucking pedestrian lights. That would make the roads so much safer
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
To run over/threaten to run over someone who has the RIGHT OF WAY you fucking numb nuts
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Just FIX the fucking pedestrian lights bro like how FUCKING hard can it be to fix it, or at least have a god damn useless pig motherfucker guiding traffic so I don’t get hit by these entitled fucking drivers!! Like sorry just because you’re in metal death machine doesn’t mean you have the right
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
In case anybody wants proof that that radio actually works and I use it (Also I replaced the capacitors back in high school)
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I like your mask :)
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Tortemo @vitamindficient.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
😳
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