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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Except that last part, the carpet had it covered.

VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I had to break up with a house yesterday. I started by telling the roof that it’s over. I looked at the window and said “It’s curtains for you.” I was going to say something to the floor but by that point it felt it was beneath me.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Febreze bathroom brings you Dunkin strawberry donut! Because right after you poop, you want to think “that smells delicious!”

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I love 8-bit Theater! Every time I play Final Fantasy, that’s exactly how o picture their personalities.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It was astonishing how close The Incredibles was to the Fantastic Four. A family with super powers, one is super strong, one is stretchy, one turns invisible…

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If it was red solicitors I’d find their headquarters and randomly mail them boxes of enemas until I didn’t find it funny anymore.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@bluevoterguide.bsky.social Thank you for the postcard I didn’t ask for, I just love getting unsolicited mail from people I’ve never heard of with no return address . You’ve convinced me to not vote in the midterms.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do you guys think I should see another dermatologist or am i making a rash decision? I’m itching to know.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

During their time in AEW, Matt & Jeff Hardy met Private Party. So I’m wondering did The Hardys ever go to Hardee’s and party hardy with Private Party?

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

We need Toni Storm there to complete the set. Now, someone get Tony! Toni! Toné! on the phone.

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Bar0n_theGrey 🐕🎮✊🏾 @baronthegrey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Have a great day Bluesky 🦋 and don't let anyone take away your smile 😌

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just when I thought my family was finally prying their heads out of their asses, they jammed them right back up. I was talking about how a dismantled coal plant would be a great place for solar panels, she vehemently said “Oh that’s what we need, make the Earth hotter!”

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Bandito: “Wait… don’t take the picture ye…” 📸

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Is horse hockey played with horse pucky? 🤔

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Wait one minute here… I think you’re onto something. Having pizza on a date without worrying about garlic breath for the goodnight kiss. I’m in!

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

So you won’t join my crusade to bring the world pizza flavored toothpaste? 🍕

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’ve been brushing my teeth for over 40 years, and I haven’t enjoyed it since Colgate Jr. went off the market. Meanwhile I find myself wondering why there’s no pizza flavored toothpaste. #PizzaToothpaste #Pizza #Toothpaste #Colgate #Crest #Sensodyne

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not as often as I used to.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Pete Hegseth is the textbook definition of a douchebag frat boy “bro”. I wonder if he’d accept me challenging him to a fight, with 100% of the earnings going to whatever charity he chooses. 🤔

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ref: What did you just do? Stephanie: I thought Liv was choking so I tried that hind lick maneuver. Liv: Heimlich!

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Did they just go ahead and have services right then and there? Amaaaazing graceee… *swop swop* how sweeet the sound… *floosh, swop* that saved a wretch like me… *floosh… swop swop* I once was lost *squeeee*

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Wentworth S04e08 - Mopping Scene

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Something that’s bothered me for 26 years… During that scene in X-Men when Senator Kelly turns into water, who mopped him up after? I mean you can’t just leave him there. Was Storm running to get a bucket before someone slipped in it?

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X-Men: Senator Kelly's Alien Transformation

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

🎶 She was an acrobat’s daughter, she swung by her teeth from a noose… until the day her bridgework gave way, and she flew through the air like a goose!

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Alright… here kitty kitty… YAAAAAGGGHHH! AHHHGH! Oh Lord! AAAAAAAAAHHHH! While Tom is doing his work, let’s talk about what’s on tap. SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! Nobody likes a whiner Tom, now if you want those college credits, get that milk.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

In the quest for new, exotic cheeses our crew will hunt and milk a new animal every week. This week we’re live on the Serengeti, where our intern Tom will be milking a lioness. Are you sure this is safe? Yeah, go ahead, she’s smiling at you.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Here’s a fun idea for a reality show… Milking The World’s Most Dangerous Mammals!

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I had to look at what you were talking about. I’d give you my blue circle thingy if I could

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

•Not long after that, the manager at work quit. I got the offer to become the new manager and I’ve been doing pretty good. •Meanwhile the wife and I are celebrating our tenth anniversary. So I’ve been busier than a man in a round room trying to piss in the corner.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I realize I haven’t been here in a while, so let me bring you up to speed. •I was sick a few months ago, found out a lot about hemmoroids that I didn’t know. Also I had something viral at the same time. •Right after, I spent a week out of town for advanced training at work that I had fun doing.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

In today’s headlines… After the mass stabbing of a cosplayer, Kenny Loggins songs are now banned from G.I. Joe conventions. “Everybody cut Footloose!” 🔪

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Ref: What did you just do? Stephanie: I thought Liv was choking so I tried that hind lick maneuver. Liv: Heimlich! #WWE #Wrestlemania42 #LivMorgan #Wrestling

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

A woman once asked me if I wanted to join the mile high club. I replied, “I don’t give a flying fuck.”

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Congratulations Darby Allin! @allelitewrestling.com “It’s your time.” #AEW #DarbyAllin

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

One of the most blatant forms of Christian hypocrisy in our time is Christians holding all ordinary people accountable to the most rigid moral standards while simultaneously holding themselves and the president accountable to no standards at all.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Life Advice: Just because a church has a sign that says Free Methodist, it doesn’t mean you can just take one.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

We’re going to witness something Biblical tonight during Trump’s speech my friends. Numbers 22:28 “And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass…”

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donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

So I went to get a blood test this morning and I asked the check in nurse if I was going to get a pen. “No?” She replied, confused. “Well the sign said outpatient lab and drawing area…”

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