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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Febreze bathroom brings you Dunkin strawberry donut! Because right after you poop, you want to think “that smells delicious!”

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

@bluevoterguide.bsky.social Thank you for the postcard I didn’t ask for, I just love getting unsolicited mail from people I’ve never heard of with no return address . You’ve convinced me to not vote in the midterms.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do you guys think I should see another dermatologist or am i making a rash decision? I’m itching to know.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

During their time in AEW, Matt & Jeff Hardy met Private Party. So I’m wondering did The Hardys ever go to Hardee’s and party hardy with Private Party?

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Bar0n_theGrey 🐕🎮✊🏾 @baronthegrey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Have a great day Bluesky 🦋 and don't let anyone take away your smile 😌

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Is horse hockey played with horse pucky? 🤔

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’ve been brushing my teeth for over 40 years, and I haven’t enjoyed it since Colgate Jr. went off the market. Meanwhile I find myself wondering why there’s no pizza flavored toothpaste. #PizzaToothpaste #Pizza #Toothpaste #Colgate #Crest #Sensodyne

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Pete Hegseth is the textbook definition of a douchebag frat boy “bro”. I wonder if he’d accept me challenging him to a fight, with 100% of the earnings going to whatever charity he chooses. 🤔

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ref: What did you just do? Stephanie: I thought Liv was choking so I tried that hind lick maneuver. Liv: Heimlich!

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Something that’s bothered me for 26 years… During that scene in X-Men when Senator Kelly turns into water, who mopped him up after? I mean you can’t just leave him there. Was Storm running to get a bucket before someone slipped in it?

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

🎶 She was an acrobat’s daughter, she swung by her teeth from a noose… until the day her bridgework gave way, and she flew through the air like a goose!

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Here’s a fun idea for a reality show… Milking The World’s Most Dangerous Mammals!

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I realize I haven’t been here in a while, so let me bring you up to speed. •I was sick a few months ago, found out a lot about hemmoroids that I didn’t know. Also I had something viral at the same time. •Right after, I spent a week out of town for advanced training at work that I had fun doing.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

In today’s headlines… After the mass stabbing of a cosplayer, Kenny Loggins songs are now banned from G.I. Joe conventions. “Everybody cut Footloose!” 🔪

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Ref: What did you just do? Stephanie: I thought Liv was choking so I tried that hind lick maneuver. Liv: Heimlich! #WWE #Wrestlemania42 #LivMorgan #Wrestling

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

A woman once asked me if I wanted to join the mile high club. I replied, “I don’t give a flying fuck.”

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Congratulations Darby Allin! @allelitewrestling.com “It’s your time.” #AEW #DarbyAllin

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

One of the most blatant forms of Christian hypocrisy in our time is Christians holding all ordinary people accountable to the most rigid moral standards while simultaneously holding themselves and the president accountable to no standards at all.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Life Advice: Just because a church has a sign that says Free Methodist, it doesn’t mean you can just take one.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

We’re going to witness something Biblical tonight during Trump’s speech my friends. Numbers 22:28 “And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass…”

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I can’t believe this happened, and only a few minutes from where I grew up. youtu.be/xfr64zoBTAQ?...

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I don’t care about basketball, or March Madness. But seeing Duke blow it when all they had to do was run out the clock is pretty fucking funny.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Mike Johnson and his ilk inventing an award just to hand it to Trump. What’s next? Is he going to have Linda McMahon let him teach for one day so he can win Substitute Teacher Of The Year?

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I got inconsolably upset last night when I failed at turning myself into a symphony. I just couldn’t compose myself.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Luke… before I die… I will teach you… the song of our people…

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Tonight’s presidential address reminds me of Numbers 22:28 because tonight an ass spoke.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I’ve often thought about going into McDonald’s and ordering this, then pointing at the menu board behind them just to see if they’ll look.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I can’t think of a name for this place. Me either. Fuck it! 🤷‍♂️ Alright, P…h…u…k…

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

What’s the word (or phrase) to describe when you’re flattered by gaining new followers, but then you get too many followers you find yourself asking “what the hell are you following ME for?” and you start blocking them? I think it’s imposter syndrome, but I could be wrong.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

So I just heard Kristi Noem fired a pilot over her missing blanket. Whatever you do, don’t start calling her Linus, because that would be wrong. #Linus #KristiNoem

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Erika Kirk looks like someone who’d act like your best friend to get invited to your party, then use your toilet and not flush, then tell everyone that your bathroom is nasty.

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VitaminB6 @vitaminb6.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

So after hearing my friend call someone a fucknugget, I made this. Enjoy!

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Claiming to follow Jesus who was unjustly accused, arrested, and executed by the state, all with religious justification, and then passionately supporting the state without question as it aggressively goes after people has to be one of the most blatant contradictions in history.

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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

A Christianity that sides with the empire over the immigrant, the poor, the sick, the hungry, the marginalized, the vulnerable, and the oppressed, is a Christianity that follows someone other than Jesus.

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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Lately I’ve been meditating a lot on “what is mine to do” in such a quickly changing world. Seeking to find some essence of how I can best serve others through my gifts. If this question is haunting you these days, I’d love to support your inquiry. See below…

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