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@virtuistic.bsky.social
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Advocate. Bi. Genderqueer. Green thumb. AI Hater. Disabled. Vaxxed. Masked. Editor. Journalist. Producer. Writer. (she/they) virtuistic.carrd.co PFP: purple-tinted pic of me with hair down, wearing glasses, and smiling. Banner: The shore of Gichigami

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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 3h
Did the dang thing. This means I'm exempt from political ads now, right? Right?
My left hand holding my "I voted early" sticker between my thumb and index finger over a black canvas bag.
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Searingly Aaron @searinglyaaron.bsky.social · 7h
Most rural jurisdictions do not have $1M, or more, just sitting around in the bank for legal fees to defend against ai centers. That kind of money is more than the operating budget for a great many, including all 3 small cities I worked for
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 9h
If you can't take a good picture of your product or depict real outcomes, I will never want it. Stop with the AI adslop!
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daviss @daviss.org · 9h
People cheering when the President of the United States says another country could take out the second largest city in the country is really something else.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 9h
Good to know! That would be a major bummer
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 9h
Oh, that would be neat. I do like the sound of that. I had considered adding baking soda since that helps absorb fridge smells but I'm not sure if that would be bad for the fabric.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 9h
I really wish we had outdoor drying space, but alas, we are in a very tiny apartment and unfortunately already contaminated our dryer with the scent. 😭
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 10h
Awesome! This sounds doable, thank you! I love a good pantry fix, but I think I only have apple cider vinegar and balsamic atm lol. 😅
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you! Will any vinegar do?
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 11h
Hive mind help required: How do you get thrift store clothing perfume out of the textiles? Also, why do they do this? We have washed them several times, yet the sickly sweet odor remains. Now, clothes that did not come from the store smell like the store, and I have scent sensitive disabilities. 🫪
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 12h
Cursed meeting place
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12h
we can cancel this tuesday, if we believe in ourselves everyone go back to bed
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Wendy Kloiber @wendykloiber.bsky.social · 15h
“We can’t afford this.”
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TODAY - Lochiel, AZ: Border Patrol has raided private property, reportedly without a warrant, and violently arrested several land defense activists who have been attempting to preserve lands the federal government wants to raze to build Trump’s border wall. More: www.instagram.com/tierralibre_...
photo of border patrol agents in riot gear standing in front of two people with keffiyehs over their heads, with a cherry picker up in a large tree in the background. the cherry picker has an agent in it sawing off branches and attempting to arrest a tree sitter
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was a good time. I had fun making Internet Friends who are still my friends.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you checked out Urban Tails? They saved us big time when our cat's medicated food and litter got lost in delivery and we couldn't afford to replace. urbantailspet.com/blog/making-...
urbantailspet.com
Making Mutual Aid Permanent At Urban Tails - Minneapolis, Minnesota
Urban Tails Pet Supply
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And Wisconsin.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listen, I grew up in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by conservative weirdos, and I needed to customize my LiveJournal and share the many, many pixel art avatars I made for Excite chat rooms.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yup. The weather and light shift are sending me straight into hibernation mode.
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Bill Emory (he/him) @oldmanemory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chills. This is 100% on point. There are social workers across the Greater Minnesota who know their local jurisdictions won’t be able to meet someone’s needs. They pull money out of their own pocket, buy them a bus ticket to Minneapolis, and tell them where to go to get help.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't tell this guy it's October. 🤩
Overhead view of an open yellow hibiscus flower in the sunlight with a pink center that the pistil emerges from, casting a shadow onto the leftmost petal.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday morning vibe: Every time I see a line of SUVs and trucks driving through the neighborhood, I wanna yell "get the fuck out of my city" at them.
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Jess B @jessbuchberger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Minneapolis bike folks, my Rad Expand 5 was just stolen from my garage overnight. It didn't have a battery so I'm hoping it didn't get far. It's white with a large rad basket on the back
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Erin Okuno @thiserin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Librarians are defenders of democracy. We’re defenders of the freedom to read. We’re protectors of patron privacy. Libraries are one of the few places in this surveillance economy that are not trying to collect and sell your data." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Forget the Shushing. Librarians Have a Whole Lot to Say. (Gift Article)
We asked dozens of them about America’s libraries — what they provide, what they need to survive. Here’s what they told us.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now, "Only Love Can Hurt Like This," and you know, I doubt that...
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And now we're returning to "You're So Vain" again.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And now the chorus of Born This Way, all of a sudden?
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relatable.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The birds and squirrels seem to be as excited about her offering as I am about the obnoxious and badly leveled music.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And again! Now while lobbing bread of some sort at the local wildlife.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We donate to Arc Value Village.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agreed
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How are the leaves out there?
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Gary Hornseth @garyhornseth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stand of pines 1:13 p.m. Afton State Park, Minnesota
Low-angle, upward view of a pine canopy with a few dozen tall, straight tree trunks reaching toward a bright blue sky and sunlit branches.
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Willy Lee (they/them) @advicepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Be wary when someone makes an argument based on the needs of a community they are not a part of.
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Mark Snyder @snyde043.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No the fuck we do not
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
St Paul is busy today
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 04/10/2026
If you are in the area wear a respirator, lots of nasty shit in the air when electronics burn.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve seen dunks on this, pro and con. Both are fine, whatever. I’m just out here to say that I can’t imagine having this kind of free time to leisurely pursue one-on-ones to preserve the culture of civility or what have you. That is all.
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Mark Snyder @snyde043.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY (Council) President 🫡
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, I also really don't think she's going to enjoy it. I expect it'll very much be one of those "you're trapped in here with us" things that will make her pine for Washington, which is her ultimate ambition.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and he keeps beating this drum: "Trump’s ideas about immigrants and the economy went from pathetically stupid to appallingly wasteful" (a sentence I normally wouldn't expect to see in the Strib except maybe on the letters page)
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Ramstad: The maddening economics of Trump’s $496M Minnesota prison
ICE’s purchase of Prairie Correctional Facility in Appleton is the biggest real estate transaction in state history.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Need to start asking friends and acquaintances if they use Muse and if so sorry I might have to block your number
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Dan Marshall @danmarstp.marshallwords.com · 04/10/2026
Gratifying to see electeds finally taking this issue seriously. Maybe someday Minnesota will enforce its own labor and traffic laws, too.
streets.mn
Amazon in the Bike Lane
MSP bike lanes are routinely blocked by Amazon delivery trucks. The solution is empowering workers to improve safety and working conditions.
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certified boogeyman @jagheadroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Star Tribune is running propaganda for GOP candidates who won’t even talk to them, meanwhile ICE is back on our streets.
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Agent Cooper, it’s happening again! @dalecooper420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heads up, friends. Remember: we protect us!
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is blame-shifting and individualizing the problem, which is not helpful and undermines meaningful accountability. Stop.
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🍂 Shel-leaf 🍁 Ca-pumpkin 🎃🚫🧊 [Seasonal Edition] @virtuistic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have, in a number of ways, and I live with cPTSD - and I seriously think that you're missing the entire point of this thread to be extremely reductionist about trauma.
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